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January 30, 2009

Val Kilmer Is Living The Life

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This paragraph from the AP is basically perfect:

NEW ORLEANS - "Batman Forever" star Val Kilmer will reign as celebrity king when the Krewe of Bacchus parade rolls through New Orleans on Feb. 22, two days before Mardi Gras.

Every morning the "Batman Forever" star wakes up, looks in the mirror, and thanks God. Never in a million years would he have thought that all this would happen to him. Some people only dream about it. He doesn't know what he did right in a past life to deserve all this. Never take it for granted. "You lucky son of a bitch," he says.

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whoa. from that picture I think HE should bw the new mister miyagi

Posted by: bingo gas station profile link at 01/30/09 4:27 PM  | Reply
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YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT ICEMAN THAT WAY!!!!

Posted by: FreshD at 01/30/09 4:50 PM  | Reply
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Is that what Jim Morrison would look like today?

Posted by: Dane at 01/30/09 6:10 PM  | Reply
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John Ritter more like!

Posted by: mighty undies  in reply to  Dane's comment at 02/02/09 9:46 PM  | Reply
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It's all because of his stellar voicework on the box office smash Delgo.

Posted by: TalbainJ profile link at 01/30/09 6:31 PM  | Reply
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He also wants to become governor of New Mexico. Seriously. If he becomes our Celebrity King Governor, I'm going to have to move.

Posted by: Linley profile link at 01/30/09 9:02 PM  | Reply
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Val Kilmer died a year ago. Every appearance since then has just been an elaborate Zach Galifianakis performance.

Posted by: Elliot profile link at 01/30/09 9:19 PM  | Reply
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this made me lol

Posted by: eve at 01/30/09 11:58 PM  | Reply
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I heard Val kilmer can hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with his penis.

Posted by: laslo at 01/31/09 9:04 PM  | Reply
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Has anyone seen or seen footage of him playing Moses on stage in LA? I think it ran a night or two.

Posted by: trevormail profile link at 02/01/09 11:52 PM  | Reply
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