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June 24, 2008

Heather Locklear Is In Rehab For The Anxiety And Depression Of Being Addicted To Drugs

It's being reported today that Heather Locklear has entered rehab for anxiety and depression. As many of you may already know, I feel that the rehabilitation process is deeply personal, and encourage all media outlets to respect Locklear's privacy in this difficult time. The more space that we can give her to find the help that she needs, the sooner we can GET BACK TO THE DANCIN'.

I don't know why anyone who can move like that would suffer from anxiety or depression. Granted, I'm not sure Locklear has moved like that since this episode of T.J. Hooker aired in 1847, but she's only 46. Bitch still look good (Bitch Still Look Good is the name of my come-back album when I make a surprise return from retirement).

Get well soon from your rich person's disease, Heather.

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trevormail

i'm pretty sure i'd wanna nail heather locklear until at least 2023. party on garth

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