Mickey Rourke Wins The Halloween Costume Contest Of My Nightmares
This is a picture of Mickey Rourke from last night, dressed up for a Halloween party at some club. Pretty cool costume! I think it's really neat that while everyone else is going as Sexy Candy Bar or Sexy Wallet, he's going as The Horrible Result of A Lifetime of Poor Decisions.
Seriously? You guys? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? Don't get me wrong, it is definitely TERRIFYING, but also HUH? And I know that it is wrestling a little below the belt to say this, but prior to this picture I did not think that there was a way to make Mickey Rourke's face look any more unsettling or disastrous. But Mickey Rourke, who is a Certified Professional Mickey Rourke's Face Fuck Up Artist, proved me wrong. He definitely looks even more unsettling and even more disastrous.
"I'm just a broken down piece of meat covered in grease paint for some reason."
--Mickey Rourke, 1952-2012
Oh wait, I think I get it. He's going as Edward Normal Hands. YIKES. (More photos here.)
Posted by Gabe at 2:45 PM in Caught On Tape
Tags: Halloween | Mickey Rourke
I like Dwight Yokum's new mustache.
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Is that Mickey in the grey suit, just out of frame, holding Nick Cave's hand?
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I actually think he looks good in corpse paint.
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His costume is the lovechild of Death and Mickey Rourke...
" So, guys, what if i knocked up Death? What would that kid look like?"
"Mickey, that's weird... That's a weird thing to think about."
"No, no, it'll be awesome!"
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Maybe he just fell into his pile of cocaine and this is no costume at all.
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Your face is a Certified Professional Mickey Rourke's Face Fuck Up Artist!
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Your mom's face is a Certified Professional Mickey Rourke's Face Fuck Up Artist!
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oh man, a mom zing + a face zing is like the ultimate, unbeatable ZING.
you got ZINGED, godsauce. HARD.
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So's your face!
(Am I doing this right?)
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facegum?
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Mickey Rourke has poured the same kind of effort into his Eurasian Traveler Kit costume as he did into his 90s plastic surgery: the wrong kind.
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I like that the look is just together enough to be obvious he didn't do it himself, but still a fucking disaster. That's hard to pull off.
I saw the dude who played Joey's nephew on Joey once - he had a similar mustache.
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Are we sure that is a costume? I suspect that is actually Mickey Rourke just being Mickey Rourke. You know, just Mickey Rourke, hanging around a party, being terrifying.
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the Greendale Human Being needs to get his life together.
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He's clearly The Crow.
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I can't tell if your comment is serious, but if he's clearly the crow, he's only got 1/3 of the Crow's makeup right. (Vertical marks over the eye and a glasgow smile). The Crow in its many incarnations has never sported a spade on its cheek either.
Hey man, nice shot.
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In hindsight I guess I was a little over-zealous, Bizarro fits better.
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Is the guy holding his hand part of the costume? Or part of the "please leave the premises immediately" contingency?
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Ha ha - that's what I was wondering! Is he blind? Is he semi-unconscious? Mostly unconscious? What is happening here? Is this a non-celebrity dressed as Mickey Rourke being escorted out of Mickey Rourke's Halloween party???
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i think it's painfully obvs what's going on here.
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hes a big fan of little j's goth makeover on this season of gossip girl.
i watch way too much gossip girl.
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Ah, so he went as a washed-up mime. He's depressed because his comedy's stale with the kids - They're all about puppets these days.
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hmm...ironic that his nose is the only thing not covered in white
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Disheveled zombie Tony Clifton? Is that you?
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That, or Dead Tony Orlando.
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Dead Robert Goulet?
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That's a great Zombie Captain Beefheart
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If he's dressed as Lobo - Sweet! Otherwise - Yikes, Mickey Rourke. why are you doing that?
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Halloween costume? He just got back from a failed coke party with Gary Busey.
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I nearly responded to yr post with a question... but fond myself answering that question immediately.
The conversation was as follows...
My foolish impulse: "How hard can it be to just do coke? How does a coke party fail?"
The voice of reason: "Mickey Rourke shows up..."
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ugh... typo: found* myself
Also, I am fond of myself.
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"Marilyn Manson. This is your future man." - Mickey Rourke
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hey, you got your mickey rourke in my jugglo! no, you got your juggalo in my mickey rourke! hmmm. this tastes pretty good.
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I'm just a broken down piece of chalk.
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He looks like he supposed to be Weekend At Bernie.
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Yup, definitely Weekend At Bernie.
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I only see Nicolas Cage here.
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Seriously thought that was Nicolas Cage.
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I guess Powder just really enjoyed The Wrestler and decided to go as Mickey Rourke
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He is obviously Sandman.
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