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December 22, 2008

Chaotic Dog Rescue Is A Christmas F--king Miracle

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Normally here, we wouldn't post an 8-minute clip of raw footage, because who has that kind of time, but this is just a very special case. It's WORTH IT! This video, apparently filmed by a rubbernecking bystander, tells the story of a dog who fell through the ice, two cops who showed up without proper gear to save him, heroic rescuers who rush in at the last second, and a foul-mouthed family of four in crisis who, despite a last-ditch rescue attempt that leads to jail, manage to redeem themselves in the end. You want reality TV? This is reality TV:

(The first 40 seconds are a warning about language. Sorry.):


That was like the 2008 version of The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. This holiday season, let's be grateful that our moms don't curse like that one.

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can someone please take that beautiful dog away from that ugly family?

Posted by: krup at 12/22/08 12:15 PM  | Reply
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This is one of the funniest things ever.

"WHO LET THE DOG OUT THERE SIR? WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?"

And for the record, my mom kind of swears like that (not at emergency personnel, but still)

Posted by: John Hamilton at 12/22/08 1:55 PM  | Reply
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That was terrible, I couldn't watch it all.

Posted by: GrimEden profile link at 12/22/08 2:01 PM  | Reply
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But the end is good!!

Posted by: Lindsay profile link  in reply to  GrimEden's comment at 12/22/08 3:25 PM  | Reply
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"he went to jail because he's a dumbass"

Posted by: Kevin at 12/22/08 2:09 PM  | Reply
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the dog was as stupid as his owners -- he was barking at the rescue guy and swimming away!

Posted by: shoogyboom profile link at 12/22/08 2:43 PM  | Reply
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I CANT TALK TO THE NEWS? I CANT TALK TO THE NEWS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA. IM SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA.

Posted by: Elliot profile link at 12/22/08 2:56 PM  | Reply
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"Oh come here baby... oh come here.... *hugs* WHERE'S THE F*%KING LEASH?!"

Posted by: Leo at 12/22/08 3:53 PM  | Reply
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I am nothing like these people I'm sure but if my dog fell in the ice (which happens) I would've reacted the same way. First they sit around for at least half an hour while watching the dog struggle? Giving them no clear answer or solution while remaining hostile? Then when they decide to just risk their own lives the cop stops him (fine) but gets in his face and continues to push him, grabbing his arm when he moves at all. I mean, how do you not punch the cop in the face in a situation like this? All their swearing makes incredible sense..and if you're not convinced these foul mouthed people are the good guys, there's the ending and the fact they called for help in the first place. They just didn't want their dog to die a miserable death.

Posted by: itsthenewjanbrady profile link at 12/22/08 11:04 PM  | Reply
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Those cops are the worst. I understand why those people are so fucking pissed.

Posted by: Adam profile link at 12/22/08 11:42 PM  | Reply
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Uhh, what the hell did that guy do to go to jail? I understand them trying to keep him away from the ice but there's no reason to arrest him except they were pissed he was screaming at them.
I feel so bad for those kids, ugh.

Posted by: Jess at 12/23/08 12:13 AM  | Reply
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I'm sorry but that was hilarious. Yeah, the police could have been better about calming him down and I can understand why he would be upset, but there is a point where you have to get some control over yourself. When this guy decided he was going to jump in the lake, the police were obligated to do something to protect his safety. When you act unpredictable, policemen are going to be on edge. And the guy had to take some responsibility for not keeping his dogs on a leash while walking around partially frozen lakes. The other dog wasn't even on a leash after the first one fell in. Idiots.

Posted by: Liz at 12/23/08 10:36 AM  | Reply
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I wish this entire family had fallen in the lake and drowned. The world would be a better place.

Posted by: Tom at 12/24/08 12:29 PM  | Reply
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Put a blanket or something around him, you morons! He doesn't need you to pet his head and say "It's OK", he needs you to dry him off with a damn towel!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mike at 12/27/08 5:24 AM  | Reply
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