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November 5, 2008

Steve Guttenberg Runs Naked Through Central Park

I know it's a special day and all, but Steve Guttenberg ran through Central Park with his pants off, and that takes precedence over just about everything:

Why did Steve Guttenberg run through Central Park half naked? The creepiest part of this is the way he's stretching like a serious runner, and not a former celebrity who wants attention. I think Steve Guttenberg might have earnestly and sincerely ran through Central Park naked, you guys.

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Massapequa represent.

Posted by: John at 11/05/08 11:42 AM | Reply
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randi

haaha i'm sincerely hoping that's not him. if so, for shame long island. for shame.

Posted by: randi profile link at 11/05/08 11:59 AM | Reply
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I PEE GOLD

This can't be real.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link at 11/05/08 12:02 PM | Reply
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Jeb

uh, no. it's not 'real.' interesting how he stops just where the camera is waiting. this is gute's first viral video. no idea if the message is anything beyond: i'm still alive, guys. though he rocked on dave hill. maybe it's a dave hill video????

Posted by: Jeb profile link at 11/05/08 12:20 PM | Reply
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Wut, wut.

Posted by: Cheryl, Adam, & Dan at 11/05/08 12:29 PM | Reply
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Totally fake. He just stops abruptly after running for a long time? Nice try Gute.

Posted by: Marbles at 11/05/08 2:16 PM | Reply
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Wandicorn

Awww! He thinks he's people!

Posted by: Wandicorn profile link at 11/05/08 6:13 PM | Reply
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He's getting in shape to play Obama in the inevitable film version of the President Elect's life. He'll tan up for the project, he's totally Method.
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Posted by: The_No_Show profile link at 11/05/08 6:37 PM | Reply
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PROCTORRRR!!!!

Posted by: blue oyster at 11/05/08 11:16 PM | Reply
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What I find most amazing about this video is it was posted by Video Army, who tell us that their "primary focus is viral media online marketing." They must have been filming their "newest vision of e-commerce and marketing" when the Gute interrupted them with his antics.

Goddamnit, Videogum, what is funny about this isn't that it is possibly real (it isn't) but that Guttenberg is honestly trying to market himself as a wild and crazy guy because he thinks that a more laid back and kooky Hasselhoff is a thing to be rather than the result of a failed life.

Posted by: Sean Robinson at 11/06/08 8:58 AM | Reply
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lmao! Love it. But, like I noted on the other blog..This is not the part of Central Park to pull this stunt in. The next headline could read something like "Steve Guttenberg: Butt Fucked in Central Park". Btw, Steve...nice ass.

Posted by: Nico at 11/06/08 12:01 PM | Reply
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Steve Gutenberg creeps me out. My worst ex boyfriend was a fan of his and I had to sit through this horrible eighties thing where he's a cancer patient with the world's most annoying mom and he eventually grows a mullet in order to get the chick, and that's all I remember about it.

I'm glad I dumped that guy.

Posted by: Glossolalia Black at 11/08/08 11:28 AM | Reply
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Steve has hair in different patterns than whoever that is. Maybe both trim nowdays. It's all the rage now.

Posted by: Arrianna at 11/15/08 1:41 PM | Reply
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