Never Forget The Tragic Events Of May 21, 2008
Best Video 4evs.
(via Unique Daily)
It's easy to laugh at the "misfortune" that's plaguing these girls and chalk it up to the inflamed emotional state of pubescent enthusiasms, but I can say with absolute certainty that there would be a nearly identical video of me and millions of other adults had things gone differently earlier this month. And yes, I'm equating the election of Barack Obama over John McCain with the American Idol finale. They're not really that different when you think about it (they are really that different when you think about it).
Posted by Gabe at 11:00 AM in Caught On Tape
Tags: American Idol | David Archuleta | David Cook | Election 2008
This is exactly how I reacted to Bush beating Kerry in 2004. Except that David Archuleta still has a career. My mom even came downstairs and said "Kerry isn't even crying; look, he's happy!" Also, I skipped work the next day and cried for four years.
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I had the opposite reaction as these girls. The Disney mouth breather got on my nerves so fucking bad I just wanted him to disappear onto cruise ships and never harm my ears ever again.
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I love that instead of keeping this, clearly, embarrassing moment private amongst friends, so choose to put it on the YouTubes. Maybe she just has an uncanny sense of humor. (Let's hope)
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Haha, I like how one of the girls tries to slip in a "We shouldn't have to go to school tomorrow--everyone will make fun of us!" in there. Nice try!
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Gawd, Aero Surf could at least PRETEND to not be laughing at her friends' pain.
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At the beginning of this I reaffirmed to myself I will never have kids, but towards the ends I realized that when these kids are bitchass teenagers in a few years you can play this and crush them on the inside. YouTube leads to good parenting.
That'll do, internets. That'll do.
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HUMILIATION.
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this is one of those video where i can't help but laugh hysterically at their distress, and not feel bad about it at all.
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Oh, I'm so happy Youtube wasn't around when I was twelve...
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Oh how interesting, each of them reacted with a step from the 5 Stages of Grief. Denial, anger, etc. Everything but acceptance. Don't worry, girls, you'll reach the final step eventually!
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"EFF AMERICAN IDOL!"
From your lips to god's ears, Aero Surf. Rock on.
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OWNED!!!1!
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I'm either never having kids or at least not girls.
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You forgot to make the joke about this being all of videogum's viewership in a single youtube video.
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What's the joke?
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i dont understand how i am a person and that somehow they are also people.
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This was my parents on November 4th.
Don't ask.
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"I owe someone 50 dollars, I don't even have 50 dollars"
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Why was this not up for a Gummy? Did it miss some cut off date?
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