After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.
I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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today is a day that will forever live in infamy
Score = 0
Wherever he is, Adam Lambert is TICKED OFF.
Score = 5
Why would Adam Lambert be ticked off? Doesn't he like Michael Douglas? Or are you insinuating that he would like to play Liberace himself instead? Seriously, at 27 years old, why would he? Oh, I get it. Because he and Liberace are/were both gay! LOL!
Idiot.
Score = -10
What? No! I didn’t mean...What? He’s very dramatic onstage and likes flashy clothes and is a bit pudgy! Like a 21st century Liberace! Both are gay but ...man I didn’t mean that in a gay-bashing way! :( My funny-maker is not working today, sorry. As usual. No offense meant.
Score = 5
Even better, "Matt Damon is playing his longtime lover, director Steven Soderbergh confirmed."
Score = 6
I read that as "Matt Damon is playing his longtime lover, director Steven Soderbergh"
Score = 18
Is this reported by the same brilliant people who thought Jamie Foxx was the perfect choice for Frank Sinatra?
Score = 3
But how are they going to shrink his forehead?
Score = 2
I sense an inadvertent cult classic.
Score = 1