Cuirtis "50 Cant" Jickson's New Mavie Looks Greet!
Yoa giys shood call this mavie! Yoo cold buy FAMIS!
I'm sure this movie is going to be really really good. I don't know who Cuirtis Jackson is, but if it's got "a mall scenes" in it, maels prortrying gang member, and everyone involved is getting professinal pay, I don't know how they could possibly screw it up.
WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER FANDANGO!* (Via Craigslist.)
*Alternate joke: you are quite literally crazy for this one, 50 Cent.
Posted by Gabe at 4:30 PM in Casting Calls
Tags: 50 Cent | Craigslist | Extras | LOLk
Oh man! I thought this was my shot - but they don't seem to be interested in females, only femaels. Lucky femaels, get all the breaks.
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No worries. It says "All extra may apply." So if you're not anything listed you can still apply.
I can't wait to try out for the mall scene. I'm going to pretend to sell shoes!
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I'm pretty sure that's a typo. It's actually a maul scene.
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I've never protried a gang member but it sounds hot. Or disgusting. I can't tell.
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No typos! "Maels" is short for "Maelstrom." They are just seeking chaos, guys. Don't be so quick to judge.
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I prefer a good femaelstrom.
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Som poeple dont have tmie to sit arond all day like yuo cheking thier spellins. Got ot run! hump dai, amiright?
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I get paid like a proffesinal! YAY!
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how much would it cost me to have my gender surgically reassigned to "MAELS"?
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I hope that Cuirtis doesn't mael in his performance like he did in Rightchus Kiell.
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i hear they already signed on topher grace to play cuirtis.
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Cuirtis Jackson : 50 Cent :: Janey Jimplin/Jackie Jormp-Jomp : Janis Joplin
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Adam Lambert will play Pink in this
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I luaghed out loud.
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I'm glad da cake eatur has found something to do with his time.
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Jinx!
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Great mind high five!
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Apparently Da Cake Eatur is now a casting director.
"An for dis seen, the dirictur wants u too giv a mor emoshun lik Astun Powurs. git in ma bely lol!!! but it look lik dis iz a old hedshot we wer lokin for sum1 a lil yunger hahah. At kraft survisses we hav trix as a snak yum butt my doggy liks to eat dem too NOM NOM NOM iz da sound it maks lol!
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Dammit! I was thinking the same thing! You were just too speedy though! But I'm just glad old chap is finding work in this economy!
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I wasn't going to upvote you because monstah beat you by a few seconds and I have rules about upvoting similar jokes. But then you pulled out the fact that Da Cake Eatur loves to say get in my belly and I knew I had to break my rule.
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I upvoted you because I would've had an aneurysm trying to type that paragraph.
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Oh, so when Cuirtis makes a movie it's fine, but when I play in high schools it's "creepy" and "illegal". Hollywood double standards are unfaer.
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Finally, a film that dares to ask: how is babby formed? how girl get pragnent?
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let me guess: chelsea herself is going to play an in college student?
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Looks like the Norwegian Actor's Playhouse is expanding into film. Good for them.
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o_0 The kid that sits next to me in Social Studies is apparently making a movie.
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Gat Ruoch r Diei Tyring
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Another wretched and humiliating triumph for the US public education system!
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so....did anyone actually call?
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Ron and Russel Mael will be glad to hear they're still in demand.
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*Russell!
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*hugs fellow Sparks fan*
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I get paid to play in high school students?
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I know that the phrase "I sprayed (insert liquid here [TWSS]) all over my computer lol" gets thrown around a lot on the Lawnmower Man, but I honestly just got done cleaning a splash of coffee from my keyboard. I'm in a public place and had to shame-walk to the counter to grab some napkins and face the sexy barista, who I'm sure witnessed the entire ordeal. I love Videogum.
Also, "You have already voted on this item."
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Cuirtis Jackson is pronounced Queertis Jackson, right?
Just checking.
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I don't know guys... I would really love to see 50-Cent star in "Lolcats: The Movie".
I really think that would be a sortof, "moment my life began" scenario for me.
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I'm so syked about this threed
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Did a LOLcat write this ad?
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