NSFW: Name The Upcoming Sarah Palin Porno
If you live in the Atlanta area, look like Sarah Palin, and you're into adult entertainment that I suspect might turn out very humiliatingly for you, here's a job:
REAL TALK! Take it easy though, guys. As the listing says this is on a PER EPISODE basis. Let's see how you do on the first one (how you do!) before we start talking trilogy. But clearly the project still needs a title. A few NSFW suggestions after the jump.
- The Bridge To Cumwhere
- Sarah Penishands
- Don't Tell Mom The Republican Nominee For Vice President Gives Head
- Ball-Draining Anti-Abortion Whores 7
- Bang Bus: Sarah Palin
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Posted by Gabe at 3:23 PM in Casting Calls
Tags: Look-alikes | Porno | Sarah Palin
1. Impalin' Palin.
2. Sarah Bare A Cooter
3. Impalin' Palin 2: Journey Into The Alaskan Pipeline
Score = 12
How bout: Vice President Whores: Sarah InPalin
(Read as impale, obv)
Score = -2
Straight Cock Express: Veep Edition
Score = 0
"All That Jizz... Is Palin My Skin"
"White Cocks Palin Comparison To Moose Cocks"
Huh?
Score = 2
How about Cunt?
Score = 2
Absolutely.
Score = 0
Sarah Palin
IN
Erection Day 2008
Score = 10
i like erection day, only if an asian is her costar.
Score = 8
bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta bumpitta ba ba ba...ooo, BARRACOOTER
Score = -1
Pretend I'm Tina Fey
Score = 6
Change You Can Bust a Nut In.
The Oval Orifice.
Hockey MILF Gangbang 12: Vice Presicunt.
Score = 3
Deep Veep Throat
Sarah: Repumplican
Palin Cums to Office
In the Ovary Office
Score = 0
Drill Me 4 VP (The Sarah Palin Adventure)
Drill Me 4 BP (The British Petroleum Adventure)
Hope This One Turns Out Okay
That last one may have been a little crass.
Score = 0
Dude, that is really hateful. Sad that you even think that is funny.
Score = -2
If You Think I'm A Whore, Wait Til You Meet My Daughter
Score = 6
Nail My Daughter Bareback, I'll Keep The Baby
Score = 7
Weapons Of Ass Destruction is a real title, but somehow fitting.
Score = 1
boobs over bang dad?
Score = 0
Peggy Hill: The Por-- Never Mind, We Meant Sarah Palin, We're Always Doing That
Score = 0
This is sad and creative at the same time.
Score = 0
aerial milf hunting
a handjob away from the presidency
Score = 0
The Backdoor President
The Backdoor President 2: Not Without My Daughter
The Backdoor President 3: The Fist Amendment
Score = 4
DPVP
Score = 1
Downs-Palin-Drome: How Special Needs Babies Are Made
I might be broke, but at least I'm not flat busted
Pittbull Lipstick: An Indepth Look Inside The White House Dog House
Republican Change: It's Not Bush & Dick, It's Dick & Bush
Score = -5
Drilling the Alaskan Pipeline
Score = 2
Hail to the Queef
Fun with No. 2
Two Running Mates, One Cup
Secret Servicing 3: Inhalin' Palin
Blackdoor Funding
Score = 2
drill baby drill
Score = 0
Bust a nut in the Vice President's butt.
Score = 0
Wow this is pretty sad. I mean, she sucks, but damn, some of these comments are really awful. Sucks that a woman cannot be taken seriously in the year 2008.
Score = -1
The Cunt for Red November
Score = 2
Sarah Palin in Offshore Drilling
Score = 2
YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!! DID YOU MAKE ONE FOR THAT SON OF A HIPPIE WHORE? HMMM THAT IS VERY TELLING..
Score = -3
VP? More Like DP
Score = 0
"I'm Sarah Palin and i love to fuck" - Starring Sarah Palin
Score = 0
Isn't this already out? I thought it was called Bangkok Dangerous.
Score = 0
"2nd in charge likes 'em LARGE"
"Lipstick on my Dipstick"
"Horny Hockey Moms 8"
"Sarah does the Capitals"
"Specs appeal: Oral office edition"
Score = 1
man, thats some funny shit. i steal cable, but i'd buy that dvd. ha ha ha
Score = 0
Hey. Anybody suggesting she isn't being taken seriously because is a woman, think really hard, and I'm pretty sure you'll recall other women in this campaign who were taken seriously. The FACT is, as many REPUBLICAN congresspeople even admit, this particular VP CANDIDATE (gender irrelevant) is lacking in qualifications.
Score = 0
Sarah Palins Beaver Hunt Challenge 09' Pitbull Palin takes on the Big Red Ruskies! Big Gun Lovin Grannies,,,,lol ...The Bridge to no-where leads deep inside me...Pitbull Palin takes on the Obama Slamma! Heaven help me im just horny!
Score = 0
Raising McCain.
Score = 1
Nailin' Palin
Score = 2
Sarah Palin in
Rape Me I'll Keep The Baby
Moose fuckers, (bestiality then she eats the moose)
Cum for Oil
Cold Cuntry ho's
Score = -2
Palin in the search for mooseknuckles
Score = 0
Colon Powell in: Sarah's Colon
Score = 0
yea, and let Max Hardcore play the McCain role.
Score = 1