Posted by Gabe at 4:30 PM in Casting Calls
Tags: Eat, Pray, Love | Hippies | Jugglers | Julia Roberts | Transgendered People
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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I'm sick of these one-dimensional transvestites.
Score = 34
That's no way to talk about Julia Roberts!
Score = 23
Most trannies--hot, dynamic, or otherwise--also "have have their own equipment/props (balls, ect.)"
Score = 23
this almost reads as though perez hilton wrote his call-out. oh good. i just realized the massive influence that perez has on our society. why am i drooling semen???
Score = 2
Funny, they had to add "Must have own Unicycle and Juggling equipment". I guess most "experienced" jugglers come to these things empty handed.
Score = 2
Given this casting call's use of random caps and casual punctuation, it's entirely possible "tranny" here refers to "tranpoline acrobat". How embarrassing would it be to show up on a movie set in your best cocktail dress and stiletto heels, with your package all neatly tucked between your legs only to be told you have to be filmed from below while flopping around on a tranpoline* ?
* showbiz spelling
Score = 12
they must really going for broke on the group felching scene
Score = 2
You must be thinking of Eat, Pray, Felch, Love
Score = 10
Seven acrobatic trannies' erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. Top of the New York Times Bestfelcher List for eight weeks.
Score = 6
Let's Paint, Exercise, Eat, Pray, Love, Juggle, and Ride a Unicycle.... We trannies can do it all!
Score = 7
Gabe, it must be easy to find these ads when you search based on your interests.
And if you missed that joke, i just called you a transsexual.
Score = 6
I read "experienced jugglers" as "experienced juggalos"
Score = 2
Which park am I supposed to show up at now?
Score = 0
This book was probably the most awful book I've ever read. I'm really sad it's being made into a really awful movie that people will probably rave about.
Score = 0