Posted by Gabe at 4:30 PM in Casting Calls
Tags: Eat, Pray, Love | Hippies | Jugglers | Julia Roberts | Transgendered People
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I'm sick of these one-dimensional transvestites.
Score = 34
That's no way to talk about Julia Roberts!
Score = 23
Most trannies--hot, dynamic, or otherwise--also "have have their own equipment/props (balls, ect.)"
Score = 23
this almost reads as though perez hilton wrote his call-out. oh good. i just realized the massive influence that perez has on our society. why am i drooling semen???
Score = 2
Funny, they had to add "Must have own Unicycle and Juggling equipment". I guess most "experienced" jugglers come to these things empty handed.
Score = 2
Given this casting call's use of random caps and casual punctuation, it's entirely possible "tranny" here refers to "tranpoline acrobat". How embarrassing would it be to show up on a movie set in your best cocktail dress and stiletto heels, with your package all neatly tucked between your legs only to be told you have to be filmed from below while flopping around on a tranpoline* ?
* showbiz spelling
Score = 12
they must really going for broke on the group felching scene
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You must be thinking of Eat, Pray, Felch, Love
Score = 10
Seven acrobatic trannies' erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. Top of the New York Times Bestfelcher List for eight weeks.
Score = 6
Let's Paint, Exercise, Eat, Pray, Love, Juggle, and Ride a Unicycle.... We trannies can do it all!
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Gabe, it must be easy to find these ads when you search based on your interests.
And if you missed that joke, i just called you a transsexual.
Score = 6
I read "experienced jugglers" as "experienced juggalos"
Score = 2
Which park am I supposed to show up at now?
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This book was probably the most awful book I've ever read. I'm really sad it's being made into a really awful movie that people will probably rave about.
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