What We Nightmare About When We Nightmare About Love
In some ways, he's right, though. This is kind of what an adult kiss is like. I've said too much. (Thanks for the tip, Edith.)
Posted by Gabe at 12:00 PM in Cartoons
Tags: Japan | Monsters | Sex
July 30, 2009
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That was worse than that Paulie P video.
Score = 3
OH GOD!
Score = 5
What's this INDEED.
Score = 6
You finally posted a video of a videogummer. Get it? Because we're monsters. woof. SORRY.
Score = 15
More like a videobummer. Wanted them to be adults :'-(
Score = 0
I feel like this clip was taken out of context.
Score = 18
You forgot the "Cute as balls" categorization on this post, Gabe. WHOOPS!
Score = 8
Speaking of tags, I don't think the "sex" tag has ever been used more accurately on Videogum.
Also, the head falling out of his mouth was a nice touch! Good job Japanese animators. You deserve your job!
Score = 1
These oral herpes infomercials are getting pretty extreme.
Score = 30
The most disturbing part of this video is actually that the steps towards adulthood are apparently:
Exchanging letters for gifts, discovering you're dyslexic, going for walks, going to the movies, and going skipping. And then we die. Rough.
Score = 8
Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Score = 1
As adverts for celibacy go, that one's a winner.
Score = 5
That was sooo like my first kiss
Score = 15
Mine too! And I still can't get the taste of that girl out of my mouth no matter how many times I floss.
Score = 6
Awww his pants stayed on like the Hulk!
Score = 8
Gabe, why are you making us watch hentai?
Score = 9
This is like abstinence propaganda from some lesser known christian sect from Japan. "No sex before marriage or God will send Killzok the Destroyer to feast on your bowels."
Score = 11
No need for coffee today. I'm definitely awake.
Score = 3
I guess I've never had an adult kiss before. Thank god.
Score = 14
Wait, what happened? My eyes started bleeding.
Score = 6
Wait, thats not how you do it?
Score = 5
The best part of a kiss is that sound like breaking a piece of celery in half when you snap your lover's head off of his spinal cord. It's like the sound of angel wings. I've done it that way for years, and I'll be danged if I change my ways now!
Score = 5
I know I want to say something about this. I just don't know what yet. I'll go process ...
Score = 1
still processing
Score = 1
For a while I was thinking about nothing, even though she was talking. I just didn't have it in me. Sometimes I thought, when it got down to it, a man didn't ever have much of anything in him. A man is an adult, but he's driven by what he knew as a child. Driven by it and maybe driven from it. And that's all there is, really. No decisions, just habits. Drinking, working, smoking, a man's life. Just habits. When a man kisses he kisses like an adult. Out of habit. I was wanting a cigarette. But I was just a kid, and Japanese. I needed to put my mouth on something though. Feel something press back. So I took her then, in an adult kiss. And I just sat there. I could hear everyone's heart. I could hear the human noise we sat there making out, not one of us moving, not even when I transformed into a monster and bit her in half and then opened my mouth so her top half could tumble back out.
Score = 7
oh god i feel sick
Score = 0
I love this clip so much.
Score = 0