Important Two And A Half Men News BREAKING: Eddie Van Halen will play himself on an episode of Two and a Half Men this season. CANCEL ALL YOUR PLANS.
Posted at 2:00 PM in Cameos
Tags: Charlie Sheen | Eddie Van Halen | Two And A Half Men
Important Two And A Half Men News BREAKING: Eddie Van Halen will play himself on an episode of Two and a Half Men this season. CANCEL ALL YOUR PLANS.
Posted at 2:00 PM in Cameos
Tags: Charlie Sheen | Eddie Van Halen | Two And A Half Men

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CS: Make sure you’re on the right side of history.
EVH: I am on the right side of history. It's wherever Sammy Hagar isn't.
CS: Zing!
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Does Charlie Sheen's character own only one shirt? They all the look the same to me. Or has every episode I've watched been the same one? They all look the same to me. I think it was the one where Charlie was making a royal mess of thing while living with his brother and that child. That cleaning woman sure had some hilarious zingers though, Gosh!!!
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It's amazing what a haircut and a little hair bleach can do. Eddie was looking like shit not too long ago.
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This two and a half men thing sounds like something I'd be interested in. How do I get involved?
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I can't possibly imagine this coinciding with the release of the VH Guitar Hero... EVH probably just REALLY wants to hang out with Duckie
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Off-topic, but everyone's going to be watching Bored to Death this Sunday on HBO, right, guys? RIGHT, GUYS?
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The first episode is playing on HBO on demand a week early and I didn't think it was that great. Curb is going to shit on it.
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It absolutely amazes me that this show is still on air.
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I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen must be the half a man they talk about in the title right? It couldn't be Duckie or that giant man child.
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So do we get to hear him do a cover of the theme song?
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um does Curb have this?

didn't think so.
(I actually own every curb your enthusiasm season, just sayin', Bored was pretty great)
Also, just to be topical, maybe Eddie went to the Stephen Baldwin rehab centre so he can be on the next season of celebrity apprentice and this is just a charlie sheen shaped stepping stone!
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