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November 4, 2009

Important 30 Rock News For Both Genders For the ladies! For the fellas!

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That's cool and all, but nothing will beat Jeff Dunham's cameo*


*Anything would beat Jeff Dunham's cameo.

Posted by: I Like A Skinny Tie profile link at 11/04/09 10:49 AM  | Reply
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I would like to beat* Jeff Dunham's cameo.


*to death**


**Not really. nobody should kill Jeff Dunham. But, please, somebody burn those puppets.

Posted by: dance contest winner profile link  in reply to  I Like A Skinny Tie's comment at 11/04/09 11:19 AM  | Reply
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I would never wish death on anyone, but I will definitely wish death on Dunham's career. May it die swiftly, but painfully (for Dunham).

Posted by: Nan profile link  in reply to  dance contest winner's comment at 11/04/09 11:50 AM  | Reply
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... on the burning corpse of Glen Beck WHAT?

Posted by: sen_tankerbell profile link  in reply to  dance contest winner's comment at 11/04/09 12:42 PM  | Reply
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Am I a gender traitor if I'm more excited about James Franco?
I just want Jenna to be of any use whatsoever for the first time since season 1.
Plus, you know, dreamy.

Posted by: goddamn. profile link at 11/04/09 10:50 AM  | Reply
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I'm more excited about James Franco also, but it's because I'm not really sure who that other person is or does.

Posted by: Spice Weasel profile link  in reply to  goddamn.'s comment at 11/04/09 11:13 AM  | Reply
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Yeah, same here basically. I know who Padma Lakshmi is because she and Salman Rushdie used to be an item, so in my mind she's the world's most famous magical realist ex-wife.


Whereas I know who James Franco is because I've been obsessed with him since he was in that James Dean biopic. I hope there are no gay people standing here, because they might get between my penis and James Franco.

Posted by: Cultural Underpinnings Face King profile link  in reply to  Spice Weasel's comment at 11/04/09 11:38 AM  | Reply
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I feel the ladies' news trumps the fellas' news on this one. Padma is like the female Keanu Reeves in terms of wooden acting, though Keanu has had literally thousands of years to perfect his craft.

Posted by: K profile link at 11/04/09 10:54 AM  | Reply
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This news is

Posted by: Brother Justin profile link at 11/04/09 10:55 AM  | Reply
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Sorry Brother Justin, was intended to be in reply to you, not stealing yr So Good thunder...

Posted by: TheMinisterofLongitude profile link  in reply to  TheMinisterofLongitude's comment at 11/04/09 11:00 AM  | Reply
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As Professor Gifs Emeritus, I would like to congratulate you both on your fine animated gif and hope to continue to see such fine work from you all in the future.

Posted by: werttrew profile link  in reply to  TheMinisterofLongitude's comment at 11/04/09 11:15 AM  | Reply
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What if Padma's scar lines up perfectly with Tina's scar and it's like the Power Swords from He Man. I think that would make it OK to me/fans of David Cronenberg.

Posted by: Patrick M profile link at 11/04/09 11:09 AM  | Reply
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Nooo, I hate cameos! What is this, Will and Grace?

Posted by: Shane2012 profile link at 11/04/09 11:16 AM  | Reply
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You hate cameos? Man, you are going to hate 30 Rock: Season 1. And Season 2. And Season 3. Maybe just 30 Rock in general

Posted by: talkingstove profile link  in reply to  Shane2012's comment at 11/04/09 11:35 AM  | Reply
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I'm sure bisexuals are also happy. Even though there's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something they invented in the 90's to sell hair products.

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 11/04/09 11:23 AM  | Reply
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The ladies news...makes me happy in the eyes, and pants and funny bone!

Posted by: Calliwell profile link at 11/04/09 12:09 PM  | Reply
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In case anyone was wondering where the name Padma Lakshmi comes from, I can explain because I am also of Indian descent. padma comes from Padme Amidala, and Lakshmi is derived from Shmi Skywalker, thus proving that Anakin Skywalker is Salman Rushdie.

Posted by: This is not a pipe. profile link at 11/04/09 12:35 PM  | Reply
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I love how Indian descent directly translates to in-depth Episode I knowledge.

Posted by: goddamn. profile link  in reply to  This is not a pipe.'s comment at 11/04/09 2:26 PM  | Reply
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The James Franco news should be listed as "for the laides AND the gays AND the 'straight' James Franco fanboys" because those exist right? Or are they just James Franco curious?

Posted by: Mr. Hausfrau profile link at 11/04/09 6:08 PM  | Reply
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He'll always be Daniel Desario to me.

Posted by: proposals profile link at 11/05/09 7:40 PM  | Reply
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