This Is What Negative Stage Presence Looks Like
After seeing this public access karaoke rendition of "Go Tell It On The Mountain" by two ladies who may or may not even still be alive, I'm going to think twice before judging Britney Spears for going through the motions. Henrietta and Merna, RIP, maybe:
Also, please note that they live in the flowers. (Via Fey Friends, who suspect that the women are being threatened by an unseen gunman.)
Posted by Lindsay at 10:45 AM in Cable Access, Video Skeletons
Henrietta and Myrna look like the kind of women who get up in front of my Granny's church every Sunday for the "Special Music," but with even more stage presence than the residents of Jumbo, Oklahoma.
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Their super enthusiastic!
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Does this video signify the existence or non-existence of the religious deity about whom they are singing? I vote "existence," although you could make a case either way.
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The person who produced this video definitely just took video editing 101 and learned how to use the "zoom and crossfade" as a "nifty" transition.
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damn that bass has some FUNK
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I think I was just SAVED.
Praise Jeebus, I am moved by their spirit.
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Jan Terri's besties need to go away - forever.
they look like animated cadavers.
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alright guys, you almost got me. I almost watched the entire thing. I think I expected eric wareheim to come out at some point.
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In order of greatness:
1. that funky slap bass
2. "I wish you a merry christmas, a blessed christmas,and most of all a happy christmas."
3. awkward ending as the song fades out and they continue singing.
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WOULD!
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Aww the camera man is trying so hard.
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the girl on the right is just waiting for the train.
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Uncle Muscles has nothing on this
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Obi-Wan, the room is filling with poison gas.
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The hot little minx on the right would look great chained to a radiator.
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That bass line gets me pumped!
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Someone please go back to 1983 and check to see if girl on right's dad is being inappropriate with her.
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Please, go tell it on the mountain; just don't sing it.
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Hey man! That's my ringtone!
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