God TV Lady Has Visions Of Dogs Playing Poker In The White House

God TV had their own 2-hour election coverage special, for those hard-core right wingers who are turned off by Fox News's bleeding heart liberal reputation. RightWingWatchdog put together a highlight reel that includes: racism, predictions of riots, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, more racism, homophobia, and my favorite: this lady who has a vision of Obama's victory that includes a one world governing force whose "faces turn into the faces of dogs and they're drinking whiskey and smoking cigars and bragging and talking about the gold and the silver and the diamonds." Here she is, in all her unoriginal, yet batshit, glory:

The full highlight reel can be found here. One of many paintings of dogs playing poker can be found here.

Posted by Lindsay at 10:15 AM in Cable Access
Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | God | Jesus | John McCain

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James Dobson claiming that the stablility of government is reliant heterosexual marriage is great too.

Posted by: blinky at 11/06/08 11:50 AM | Reply
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Everyone knows that the Evil Council throws the best parties ever. Ever.

Posted by: Jeb at 11/06/08 11:50 AM | Reply
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Umm...seriously? You're plagiarizing "Animal Farm" for your "vision"? Dogs playing poker are adorable. Pigs are so much more believable and creepy.

Posted by: Matt at 11/06/08 12:08 PM | Reply
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Um...seriously? You're plagiarizing Animal Farm for your "vision"?

Posted by: Matt at 11/06/08 12:08 PM | Reply
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Is it just me, or does she look like Mo Gaffney?

Posted by: Lucy at 11/06/08 12:16 PM | Reply
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Agreed. All I could think of was Mo Gaffney and her AbFab evangelism special.

Posted by: lengli  in reply to Lucy's comment at 11/06/08 1:22 PM | Reply
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This video is messed up. I could just imagine all those hardcore right-wingers sitting on the edge of their seats watching this video with deep focus - It's hysterical!

Posted by: Arnold Layne at 11/06/08 12:44 PM | Reply
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Watched the whole reel... Really excited for the day when Christianity fizzles out.

Posted by: Funtastik at 11/06/08 1:45 PM | Reply
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hey, hold on. that's not fair. these people are crazies on the fringe of Christianity (if they're really even part of it at all). understand that most of the mainstream church are not only more reasonable, but don't believe a lot of the crap these people cling to. yes, they're weird and scary and should not be encouraged, but let's not paint with such a broad brush and throw the baby out with the bathwater.

Posted by: shayne in reply to Funtastik's comment at 11/07/08 9:09 AM | Reply
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Wait
How come when I dream about crazy shit like that it's not divine?

And, as a Christian, I ask that you all NOT judge all Christians by this woman. I voted Obama.

Posted by: CarolineA at 11/06/08 4:39 PM | Reply
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