In this heated battle between Mr. Ely and Mr. Mitchell for the special "Teacher/Holiday/Return Edition" of Iron Mic, Neil, Marvelous, and DeMarco will have to determine which of these MC's will be crowned the Santa Claus of the Iron Mic. Festive! Personally, I think it's pretty low for Mr. Ely to claim that Keeshan wrote Mr. Mitchell's verses. And what's up with you Janette? Stop selling people out, girl.
After seeing this public access karaoke rendition of "Go Tell It On The Mountain" by two ladies who may or may not even still be alive, I'm going to think twice before judging Britney Spears for going through the motions. Henrietta and Merna, RIP, maybe:
Also, please note that they live in the flowers. (Via Fey Friends, who suspect that the women are being threatened by an unseen gunman.)
God TV had their own 2-hour election coverage special, for those hard-core right wingers who are turned off by Fox News's bleeding heart liberal reputation. RightWingWatchdog put together a highlight reel that includes: racism, predictions of riots, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, more racism, homophobia, and my favorite: this lady who has a vision of Obama's victory that includes a one world governing force whose "faces turn into the faces of dogs and they're drinking whiskey and smoking cigars and bragging and talking about the gold and the silver and the diamonds." Here she is, in all her unoriginal, yet batshit, glory:
For some reason the fact that this video of a man who calls himself Ecstasy performing his "erotic hip hop" song "I Need a Plus Size Woman (Around the Clock)" on Queens cable access was put online yesterday makes it even funnier.
Man 1: Hey, did you vote in this historic election yet? Man 2: Oh man, I'm going to try and make it to the polls. But I have to wait for this video to upload to YouTube, it's taking forever. Man 1: Seriously? Man 2: Wait until you see the video, dude.
Later...
Man 1: Did you vote? Man 2: Let me answer your question with a question, did you see the video, dude?
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