Hey, look, some nice person has bootlegged the fake trailer for Satan's Alley, one of the movies Tropic Thunder character Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey, Jr.) won one of his Oscar-bait Oscars for, which is in the movie Tropic Thunder. I didn't even recognize Tobey Maguire, who looks much cuter than usual! Also, this trailer is hilarious:
Any joke predicated on an Enigma song is fine by me.
The word on the street is that that comedy about the making of a movie in the jungle that's the #1 movie in America this week is good. In fact, if there was a Rotten Tomatoes for my friends, the movie would enjoy a 100% positive rating. I'm seeing it tonight, and thus am protecting myself from spoilers, but if you just can't control your curiosity about Famous Actor's cameo (or, well, "surprise" role) as a hardass agent, I've been assured that this is a nice example of it from the movie, bootlegged and probably very temporary:
Oh whatever, I had to watch it. That "hobo's dick cheese" part was hilarious.
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