Paula Deen Hit In The Face With A Ham • PAH! I like how the lady at the end hands her ham to someone, like she wanted that ham at first but not now that she knows people are throwing their hams and getting hurt. Careful with the hams and the faces, everyone!
Posted at 2:45 PM in Bloopers
Tags: Ham | Paula Deen | Pranks
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Nosebleeds tend to take the fun out of haraam meals.
Score = 4
Just slap some cold meat on it.
Score = 9
Based on the look on the face of the black guy in the sweater vest, Paula Deen is always getting hit in the face with things. He's like "Not again"
Score = 22
He pulled out his ex-U.S. Treasury Dept. Secret Svc. skills to deal with this situation, using most of his cunning to dispatch the botched assassination attempt.
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Where did that ham even come from? It came flying out of nowhere! I smell conspiracy!
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Wait, no I don't. That's just ham. Sorry, everyone.
Score = 18
I'll help you out:
This ham was obviously thrown by one of the greys. Their multidimensional existence through science is coming to an end, and they are currently scrambling for technologies that will allow them to successfully clone themselves spliced with human DNA for the purposes of achieving a state that would allow them to reproduce naturally without the need for technology.
At this point, however, they have become so far divorced from the other side of consciousness - emotion - and are too far into the logical/technological side of existence and it seems unlikely that they will achieve this reproductive capability.
So they get pissed and throw frozen hams.
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Before I watched this video, I was entirely too passive when it came to food consumption. Fact: I have never questioned whether the ham set before me was accomplice to workplace violence? Paula Dean cooked it, I ate it. So sad. Well, no longer.....
Activism bump.
Score = 5
No one has made a "swine flew" joke yet?! ARRHGHGH SOMEONE MAKE THIS JOKE OR I WILL SERIOUSLY LOSE IT
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No thank you, no need to make that joke.
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I can only hope this was the beginning shot of the Great Paula Deen-Rachael Ray War of 2010.
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God forbid anything happen to Paula, than who's going to make my favs breakfast ever?! Who?!:
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OH. That's nice. I like thinking about that.
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Man, you can really hear that ham go thwack as it pops her in the face...
And I do a mean paula deen impression - I got some new quotes
"Ohh, I didn't know it was being thrown!"
"Throw a country ham at my face, y'all! I'm Paula Deen!"
Score = 11
Aww, I kind of feel bad for her. Even though she's contributing directly to the lardassening of America, she seems genuinely very nice. Just put some butter on it, Paula. It'll be alright.
Score = 20
when are we ever going to do something about all this ham-on-ham crime???!!!!
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Isn't that just like Paula Deen? Brings a terrible platinum wig to a ham fight.
Score = 12
Love it. That was like Marcia Brady getting hit in the nose with the football.
Score = 11
I just spent about half an hour looking for an animated gif of that scene from "Home for the Holidays" with the flying turkey. No luck. Where my gif at, string?
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I like how they have to escort her off camera like she is seriously injured. Quick get this woman some morphine. C'mon it was just a ham. Can't she play it off like its no big deal so people don't have to pretend to be concerned. "Can't hit the princess with the ham." Man I hate people like that. Quick, somebody hit her in the ass with a can of cranberry sauce while she is walking away.
Score = 5
Did someone hit Charlie, your avatar, with a ham?
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The white-haired guy at the end looked awfully suspicious.
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That white haired guy with the beard is her husband. He may look like that 'cause he's the thrower.
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I think we know who may have done this.
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Oh Mookie.
I just knew you would do the right thing.
Score = 9
I like how her Key-West-boat-captain-looking husband shows little to no concern. "People are always throwing hams at my wife. I can't stand living in the spotlight like this anymore!"
Score = 6
I don't care what you think of Paula Deen (I genuinely like her cooking shows) getting hit in the face with a frozen (or unfrozen) ham is going to hurt. Ouch.
Score = 4
I would love to get a ham-induced broken nose just for the ER visit.
"Now how'd we manage this?"
"Well, doc, someone hit me in the face with a ham."
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Paula Deen's relationship with Smithfield Hams has ALWAYS reminded me of this.
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goddamn. thank you so much for reminding me that movie exists.
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hammed in the face.
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Don't have a cow, Paula!
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