Enhance...
Enhance...
In the lazy, over-reliant-on-Google-Images, zero-attention-to-detail, epically bad-at-his-or-her-job Local News Photo Editor's defense, Krispy Kreme donuts are very good. When you put them in your mouth. And swallow. (Sorry.)
(Image via BuzzFeed.)
Posted by Gabe at 4:45 PM in Bloopers, Local News
Tags: Krispy Kreme Donuts
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This is why I'm a communications major
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Kudo's for the person who picked up on that. I usually don't look at news images long enough to read the fine print, but I will now.
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LOL: Enhance… Enhance… You're Liam Neeson?
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I assumed that was a Super Troopers reference...
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whenever i see the "enhance" i always think of the scene in blade runner when harrison ford examines a photo the same way.
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I assumed it was a Star Trek reference...
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Good work, Gabe. This story's only 2 years old.
Anyone know how the election went? Did McCain win?
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Relax, Johnny Cash Register.
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Enhance!
LOL. I just jetted away on a laughter vacation. Thanks Gabe!
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Hey. HEY! As a Local News Photo (Well, Video) Editor, I take offense. This was likely the gaffe of a 5 O'clock Producer Cad. Also, there really aren't such things as Photo Editors for TV news, there, big boy. Yep. That just happened.
Gabe, my knowledge of the business is so good, you'll... WELL, YOU KNOW.
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I'M PART OF HISTORY! (Via Twitter)
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"been had fired"? Talk about zero attention to detail....
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I hope you were being ironic...but I'm gonna pretend you weren't cause it's funnier that way.
...and yeah, I always picture officer Thorny with the "enhance" line and then I wildly and aimlessly type the keyboard before scrolling down to the next picture.
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Ha! Epic Win!
Gotta love when unexpected things happen on TV; especially when they're subtle. Thanks mystery hero.
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didnt chris rock say this??
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I would totally make like a circus seal (art..art..art), for a box of those Kremes!
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I don't know if it makes any point, but that airing is years old.
Most Krispy Kreme's have long since closed down, at least in the New York area.
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Did you see the "airing"? Regardless whether there are any remaining in your area, there are Krispy Kremes still serving their airy warm sugar bombs across this nation, including, according to the Interwebs, in Augusta.
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Umm, I was thinking »Taken« where he enhances the shit out of a picture on the found cell phone of his
dead"taken" daughter…Score = 0
whoa! spoiler alert!
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that line is from Chris Rock's comedy show.. funny, I just happened to see it a couple of nights ago on dvd.. in this economy, I hope someone got a job for this (to replace the idiot that had it on the screen)
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