Best New Party Game 7
As we know, Hollywood is always remaking stuff. They love it. They can't get enough of the remakes. They are remake-aholics over there. And when they do remake a movie, it's almost always with an eye towards "the kids." Got 2 keep the kids happy. So not only do they ruin stuff, but they ruin stuff in a very specific way: namely, by shoe-horning in a middle-aged cocaine addict's idea of what a kid would think is cool. And thus a best new party game is born!
#unnecessaryremakes!
You get it. Here, I'll go first:
- The Neverending Kindle
- Text M for Murder
- Auto-Tune in the Rain
- Last Crank Dat Supaman in Paris
- The Razor Scooter Thief
- Fight Facebook Group
- Strangers on a Monorail
The competition is stiff this time, though.
@poliopoliopolio: Tamagotchi Cemetary
@timcarvell: 976-EVIL.blogspot.com/evil.html
@edithzimmerman: Wall Posts of Endearment
@alexblagg: The Man With the Golden Taser
@marklisanti: Egg n' Cheese Hot Pocket at Tiffany's
Good luck!
Posted by Gabe at 1:30 PM in Best New Party Game
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The 400 Unsubscribers
Score = 8
Casablanca 2: The Streets
Score = 13
OmniCorder on the Roof
Score = 2
Tha Blinged-out Falcon
Score = 4
The RZR Scooter Thief
Score = -7
Breakfast at Hot Topic
Score = 38
Scooters of Fire
Score = 0
My Sweet Sixteen Candles
Score = 4
Oh shit, that show is called My Super Sweet 16.
downvote away!
Score = 2
X-Men 3
Score = -1
:( i'm an idiot. first time i've downvoted myself.
Score = 4
To Kill a BloggingTroll.
Score = 44
Citizen Cope
A Hybrid Named Desire
Score = 14
the spambot always submits twice
Score = 31
An Escalade Named Desire
Score = 6
Darn.
Score = 1
Avatar
Score = 26
Crank Dat Superman - The Forbidden Dance
Score = 1
The Brunch Club
Score = 4
SXSW
Score = 23
schindler's spreadsheet
Score = 64
The Capoeira Kid
Score = 2
MMA Kid
Score = 4
Gone With The Wind, BRB TXT ME
Score = 42
The Third Divorced Dad
Score = 1
CSI: Of a Murder
Score = 2
Talent for the Game of Pogs
Score = -1
So I Think I Married a Reality Show Millionaire (too soon?)
Score = 38
It's A Rad Life
Score = 4
Interview with a ROBERT PATTINSON OMG HEZ SO HAHT
Score = 27
Rear Windows 7
Black Hawk Downvote
Meme and You and Everyone We Know
Score = 25
LAME
Score = -6
i dont get this really how is this a party?!?!??! lol it dont even make sense ive never heard of any of these movies before or shpuld i call them films?!?!?!?! lol!!!!
Score = -14
You'll never be da cake eatur.
Score = 18
stop calling me a cake eater its hurtful!!! id also like to show you guys that im not the only on who makes spelling mistakes people keep on spelling stuff wrong when they type back to me too!!! why dont you make fun of them!!!
Score = -8
You're slurring your words. Do you wan't me to call you a cab? I think you've had enough. People are staring.
Score = 32
Keyboard Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Score = 89
Completely fucking stupid
Score = -7
i know right! never underestimate the appeal of keyboard cat to the masses
Score = 1
Stewart Saves Minnesota
Score = 3
The Wiz-zle
Score = 0
Lord of the fly hunnies
Score = 4
The Good, the Bad and the Fugly
Score = 22
The Island of Dr. Dre
Score = 21
Episode IV: Don't Worry,This is One of the Good Ones!
Score = -4
An USB Connection Orange.
Score = 0
The Low Carb, Fat Free, and Totally Nutritious Health Breakfast Shakes of Wrath
Score = 2
Damn. I was about to do:
The Acai Berries of Wrath
Score = 25
The Organic Fair Trade Grapes of Downvoting
MOAR
Score = 4
The Craisins of Wrath
Score = 40
Acai berries is good, but for some reason craisins is so amazingly absurd. Get the President of Entertainment on the phone.
Score = 3
Mr. Smith iSights to Washington
Score = 3
Pretty in Pink Skechers
Score = 2
The Man With One Red Wheelie
Score = 3
The Pink Steve Martin.
Score = -1
The Man With Two Blogs
Score = 19
Ernest Goes to Washington
Score = -1
facebook/off
Score = 42
College Humor beat you to it.
Score = 0
Whoops! hopefully this one actually works
Score = 1
4P0C0L7P2E N0W
Score = 27
LOL of the Rings
Score = 26
Edward ShamWow-hands
Score = 51
Lawrence of Disturbia
Score = 5
Desperately Twittering @Susan
Score = 41
Damn, "Tweeting" would have been so much more effective. "You live, you learn." -Alanis Morissette
Score = 18
KoyanNSFWisqatsi
Score = 9
Black Lord of the Rings, Yes We Can!
Score = 5
Powerpoint Break
Score = 11
Look Who's ROFL
Score = 21
Das Croc
Score = 4
Snakes on a Plane 2: Penis Sharks on a Boat
Score = 10
Being Jon Gosselin
Score = 12
NSFW Dancing
Score = 59
Battlestar Potemkin
Score = 5
Tweet Lola Tweet
Score = 9
damnit i only wanted my second one
Score = 0
Segway Lola Segway
Score = 12
Double Click Indemnity
Score = 3
The Wii-zard of Oz.
Score = 16
There Will Be Uggs
Score = 34
Roman Staycation
Score = 20
Citizen Kanye
Score = 45
Strange Micro-brew
Score = 7
Guess who RSVP'd to my facebook event
Stand By Me (or at least change your twitter avatar to show support)
Score = 13
Patton Oswalt
Score = -1
Videogummo.
Score = 6
It's A Wonderful Life For Vampires
Score = 4
Sexts, Lies and Youtube.
Score = 36
Kate Gosselin and the Eight Dwarfs
Score = 5
Memes of a Geisha
Score = 13
Photoshop of horrors
Score = 13
Pulp Slash Fiction.
Score = 12
Pulp Fan FIction
Score = 7
DM In A Bottle
Score = 1
iPhone, Robot
Score = 5
Back to the Future After We Kill Hitler
Score = 38
The Glen Danzig Story
Score = 3
sisterhood of the travelling skinny-jeans
Score = 11
Pulp Slash Fiction.
Score = 0
It happens to the best of us.
Score = 12
Totes Recall
Score = 96
This is the best. Mega-upvote button plz.
Score = 4
Soulja Boy's Day Off
All the President's Memes
Fried Green Organic Tomatoes
Score = 5
2001: The Past.
Score = 40
For a Wii Points Card with a couple credits on it.
For a few Wii Points more.
Score = 6
There and Back Again, A Little Person's Tale
Score = 0
Mad Max 4: Staycation
Score = 0
Photo-texts from the Edge
Score = 2
Chill Rider.
Score = 1
Driving Miss Gosselin
Score = 2
Tweetless in Seattle
You've Got a Google Wave
@tomhanks
Score = 2
Full Metal Keffiyeh
Score = 4
scratch that.
Full Metal Jar Jar
Score = 0
Four same-sex weddings and a death panel
Score = 50
Glorious
Score = 0
A Boy and His Blog
Score = 7
nice
i was about to post The Blog
Score = 1
Return to the Blu-ray Lagoon
Score = 8
Uncool Streets.
Score = 0
herbie: the porn-addled smartcar
Score = 1
[Firewall prevents you from accessing this website]town
Score = 20
2012II
Score = -2
Mr. Smith Goes To Williamsburg
Score = 2
No. Pulp Slash Fiction is better. Better yet:
Pulp / Fiction.
Score = 0
goddammit, this was a reply to suisfiner
Score = 0
The :'( Game
Score = 57
Hoverboards over the River Kwai
Score = 1
Tween Wolf
Score = 10
Honey, I Rick Rolled The Kids
Score = 33
man, this is the one i was looking for.
Score = 1
Married to the Mafia Wars
Tahe Talented Mr. Adam Lambert
Score = -1
Chocolat Rain
Score = 17
12 Angry Femskins.
Score = 7
Dances with One Man Wolf Pack
Score = 6
Charlie Bit Me In The Chocolate Factory
Score = 24
Type M for Myspace
Brave
Score = 4
Whoops. it's supposed to have the emoticon for a heart (
Score = 3
Balls. Brave(emoticon for heart). I don't know how to do it.
Score = 5
Brave There ya go!
Score = 1
FUCKIN' A! Okay, nevermind. Videogum hates hearts is all.
Score = 7
Brave
Score = 23
Thank you.
Score = 3
all my upvotes are belong to you
Score = 11
Elementary School Nativity Musical
Brokencyde Flowers
The Last Facebook Poke
500 Days of Tumbelogging
Score = 0
The Landlord Before Time
Cool Daft Hands Luke
Score = 4
Great sextpectations
Score = 10
Dead Ringbacks.
Score = 0
The Lady sends an out-of-office autoreply
Score = 0
Dramatic Chipmunk Day
Score = 1
American Juggalo
Score = 35
Apps
Score = 0
The French Canadian Connection
Score = 0
Mean Tweets
Score = 3
GoodBros (or ChillFellas)
Who's Afraid of Three Wolf Moon?
Score = 6
Mean Tweets
Score = 5
Children of the Porn
Score = 1
:(
Score = 4
i know. its terrible.
Score = 4
American Booty.
Score = 1
Bambi in iMAX 3D
Score = 4
Air Bud 4: Golden Retriever in the Ring: Bud Takes on the UFC
(Michael Vick costars)
Score = 3
Endangered Forests Gump.
Score = 1
An Inconvenient Truth About Cats and Dogs
Score = -6
Well the objective is offically lost. You just combined two movie titles.
Score = 7
Fair point... maybe. I'd always assumed kids loved ANYthing better when you threw lovable, talking CG pets in the mix. I could be wrong though.
Score = 0
i can has goodburger?
Score = 1
The Great White Skype
Score = 6
Triumph of the Synergy
Score = 0
So You Think You Can Block Me
Score = 5
Texts from Iwo Jima
Score = 7
When Harry unfollowed Sally
Score = 19
Apocalypse LMAO
Score = 4
Violent J's Juggalo Band Xmas
Score = 2
Revenge of the Computer Programmers, who are actually tolerated, make good money, and live a comfortable lifestyle
Score = 4
Bedknobs & Roombas
Score = 22
the purity ring
2001: a myspace odyssey
Score = 0
The Buddy Holly Story Done on Guitar Hero
Score = -7
The Zunies
Score = 1
Pippi Jeggings
Score = 1
Like Brawndo for Chocolate
Score = 2
Days of Purple Drank and Glade Plug-ins
Score = 2
Rosemary's /b/aby
Score = 11
Carrie (Bradshaw)
Score = 2
schindlerslist.org
Score = 10
The Brave Little George Foreman Grill
Score = 5
Wild BlackBerrys
Defriending Private Ryan
Bell, Kindle and Candle
Rebel Without a Fauxhawk
Sex, Lies and VoIP
When a Stranger Skypes
Score = 0
S E R I O U S L Y? 3 "up" votes? My entries blow all of your stupid entries out of the water, you 12-year-old retards
Score = -9
Sexting in Seattle
Score = 9
You've Got Sext
Score = 5
Lost in America (Because the GPS is Busted)
Score = -2
Stranger Than Kindle
Score = 0
Better yet...Stranger Than Fan Fiction
Score = 4
iTron
Score = 1
Dan in Second Life
Score = 28
Raging Troll
Score = 2
You've Got a Facebook Notification
Score = 4
Whos Afraid of Virginia Woof?
Score = 3
Blue Fleece
Score = 0
The Google Reader
Score = 3
The Netbook
Score = 1
Peggy Sue Got Gay Domestic Partnershipped
Score = 8
Lethal Attraction with Racial Tension
Oh, wait.
Score = 0
Vanilla Skype
Score = 10
My Left Stank Leg
Score = 7
A SMARTcar Named Desire.
Score = 2
Bridget Jones's Blog
Score = 1
The iVillage
Score = 2
I Know Why The Caged Bird Texts
Score = 3
12 >:( Men
Score = 14
Gettin Krunk With Wolves
Score = 4
Schindler's Facebook Friends
Score = -1
It's A Wonderful FML
Score = 2
Of Guinea Pigs and Men
Score = -1
The Sound and the Furry
Score = 3
Twitter 140 Characters For Murder
Score = -2
The Facebook Connection
Score = 0
Full Metal Bapes
Score = 0
Ceiling Cats and Monsters
Flight of the GPS
Score = 1
FAILien Resurrection
Score = 0
Sisterhood of the Traveling Winkers.
Score = 21
The PWNmower Man
Score = 3
How Bella Got Her Groove Back
Score = 4
The Dark Crystal Pepsi
Score = 5
The LiveJournal of Anne Frank
Score = 12
Epic Fail in Little China
Score = 5
You've Got FAIL
Score = 3
The Avatar of Dorian Gray
Score = 11
LOLcat on a Hot Tin Roof
Schindler's Listserv
I Know Why The Caged Bird Tweets
When Harry And Sally Filled Out Long Personal eHarmony Surveys
Edward SlapChopHands
Score = 5
My Friend Flickr
Score = 7
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World of Warcraft
Score = 4
The Jonas Brothers Grimm
Score = 7
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Halo3
Death Panel Proof
War of the Worlds of Warcraft
Score = 1
Shall Wii Dance?
Score = 7
Citizen Napoleon Dynamite.
Score = -2
When Gabe Met Lindsey
Score = 4
The Second Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
It's a Wonderful Second Life
A Bug's Second Life
Second Life of Brian
The Second Life of David Gale
Waking Second Life
A Second Life Less Ordinary
Proof of Second Life
The Secret Second Life of Bees
Second Life or Something Like It
This Sporting Second Life
Second Life With Mikey
La deuxieme vie en rose
Score = -4
Carlito's Wayfarers
Score = 2
Live Blog Die Hard
Score = 4
Knute Rockne, All American Reject
Score = -1
The Silence of the Blackberries
Score = -2
Two Girls One Tin Cup
Score = 4
Tila Tequila Sunrise
Score = 6
Plan 9 From Outer MySpace.
Score = 3
Gone Phishin'.
Score = 0
Rosemary's Orphan: Can You Keep a Secret About the Antichrist?
This is more of a sequel, really.
Score = -1
Benji: The Live Puppy Feed
Score = 4
You've Got Spam
Browse The Line
A Nightmare On Google Earth
Kiss Me, n00b!
One Flew Over The Twitters Nest
Sleepless In Cyberspace
Kindergarten Admin.
B1LLY M@D1S0N
LOL Gilmore
Star Trek: The Wrath Of KAAAAHHHNNNN!!!!!
The Emo-Rock Brothers
The Long Walk Homepage
Score = -4
When Harry Met Sally on Match.com
Score = -1
When Harry Met Sally on Match.com
Score = -2
Das Ugg
Score = 3
Sorry to nitpick, but Das Boot means The Boat in German.
Score = 0
not to nitpick a fellow nitpicker, but so? I don't think this joke automatically implies that no one knew that (everyone knew that)
Score = 0
The only thing I implied was that humunculus did not know this. I'm sure all the other monsters spend their time discussing whether Rescue Dawn can be considered true to the Oberhausen Manifesto.
Score = 0
I was going to respond to this, but honestly the thread-vortex over at monster's ball has changed the way I view relationz on this site, so instead I'm going to say I didn't mean to sound bitchy, and I thought Das Ugg was hilarious *because* of the whole Das boot thing. That's what I meant,and even though it came across as mean you still responded with class. Sorry.
MONSTER SOLIDARITY.
Score = 2
Please accept my monster-solidarity terrorist fist bump.
Score = 2
Enemy Mine:Obama vs. Beck
Score = 0
Full Metal Slanket
Score = 7
sexting, lies and videotape
Score = -3
Being Zac Efron
Score = 4
iDeath of an eSalesmen
Score = -3
The People's Republic of Chinatown
Score = -1
wall-e mart
Score = 0
2Usual 2Suspects
Score = -1
Buffy the Vampire Socializer
Score = 0
It would seem that to play this game one would have to actually have SOME insight into whatever it is that young people do with themselves these days. So I'm pretty much out of this one. Do kids still enjoy taking the trolley down to the nickelodeon after their chores are done? Because I could probably do something with that...
Score = 1
Sex, Lies, and Videogum
Score = 4
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes ))>((
Score = -2
BeenUp2: The Streets
Score = 0
Godzilla: Tokyo Drift
Score = -1
My Morbidly Obese Jewish Wedding
Score = -3
My Brothers Trapper Keeper
Score = 3
Meet Joe Black the Vampire
West Side Storiez (starring Snoop Dogg)
Score = 0
PAH!
Score = -2
2001: The Year the iPod Broke
An American on frommers.com/destinations/paris
Rebel With a Cause to Make Imbecilic Youtube Comments
Score = -2
[IMG]http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn235/swordmaster316/jokerclap.gif[/IMG]
Score = -2
Score = 0
Passion of the Christ in 3D
Score = 0
The Seven UFC Champions
Score = 0
Where the Girls Gone Wild Things Are
Braveheart 2: 2Brave, 2Heart
Score = 1
Oh! Oh my! I sincerely feel a-flutter as a result of the attention paid to my first time ever Videogum comment. Long time reader first time poster. I'm going to go for a morning sail on the good ship HMS Ugg to celebrate.
Score = 2
oh this went in the wrong place. :( i am but a babe in the commenting woods.
Score = 1
It's cool. And the attention is proof that you should use your humunculus (thats right! I am in college and I know what a humunculus is!) and register.
Score = 0
forget it, Jake. It's The Videogum Comments Section.
Score = 2
Coming Back to America
Score = 0
The Truth About Pikachus and Squirtles.
Score = 2
My Pinkberry With Andre: 3D
Score = 2
Full Metal Snuggie
Score = 2
YouTube-571
Score = 0
internetdrome
Score = 1
Hot in Ben Hurr
Score = 0
Baa, Dolly!
Score = 0
The Post Racial Dahlia
Score = 2
Sex, lies, and .AVIs
Score = 1
Frienemy at the Gate
Score = 1
Some Like it Hotmail
Score = 1
Roots 2: Electric Bugaloo
Score = 0
Oh shoot.
Score = 0
Pride and Affirmative Action
Score = 1
the Fellowship of the Vibrator Ring
Score = 1