Best New Party Game 6
I tried to start my own Best New Party Game on Twitter last night. Has it taken Twitter by storm? No it has not. Has your mom written me like, "@videogum Lots Of Love, I can't stop playing yr new game, it is 2 much fun #desperatepassions." Your mom has said nothing. On the one hand, that is kind of a bummer. I tried to participate in this human world of ours, and the human world was like "u could have just as easily not tried to participate." On the other hand, the only thing more shameful than failing at Twitter is being really good at Twitter. "Oh, he is one of the best when it comes to Twitter." "Is he?" "Yes." "That's too bad." And besides, that just means MORE PARTY GAME FOR US. Right, you guys? Right? Riiiight?* The game is simple: #HonestMovieTitles. You get it. I'll go first:
- There Will Not Actually Be That Much Blood
- Honey, The Kids Are Running Around on a Stupid Looking Sound Stage
- Split Personality Club
- Indiana Jones and the Second to Last (Let's Hope!) Crusade
- No Country For Any Men, When You Think About It, Too Scary!
You get the idea! Car! Game on!
P.S. As you can see, my head is clearly in a yogurt cup, so I'm leaving early today on a much-wanted long weekend. When the Gabe's away the Monsters will play, or whatever, ugh, sorry, bye. See you guys on Monday.
Gabe: Ice Cream Cake, I messed up! Boo hoo hoo, I'm a big baby who wears a diaper apparently.
Ice Cream Cake: Don't worry. You will always have your best friend: me, Ice Cream Cake!
Posted by Gabe at 3:30 PM in Best New Party Game
Tags: Best New Party Game | Funtimes | Hollywood
Million Dollar Baby That Dies at the End
Score = 22
Million Dollar Euthanasia
Score = 8
forest gump
Score = 19
Forrest told me my momma had AIDS.
Score = 4
cry me a river
Score = -2
harry potter and that what am i supposed to do at work tommorrow
Score = 11
Not so Goodfellas
Score = 3
Dances With Wolves Robs Best Picture
Score = -5
Does this mean there'll be no Monsters' Ball this week?
Score = 4
And more importantly no You Can Make It Up?
Score = 7
The Bruce Willis Is A Ghost Sense. oops, SPOILER ALERT
Score = 27
So you think you're better than me?
Score = 10
I sense that you are slow on the draw, my good fellow!
Score = 3
Oh yeah! Well... There is so green!
Score = 7
I'm colorblind.... *sob*
Score = 2
It's okay, friend. Don't fret. Here is a comforting monochromatic circular pattern to make you feel better.
Score = 62
I srsly can't read it. : (
Score = 10
...you monster
Score = 27
It was actually through a copy of this picture that my girlfriend found out that she's colour blind. She appreciated the irony.
Score = 10
This is unrelated, but I just wanted to tell you that I can't stop staring at the adorable KITTEH in your avatar! And my brain is fully aware that it is on a very tiny loop, but I just keep watching it! It's like the HYPNO-KiTTEH!
I'm sorry, it seems like all I do lately is comment on avatars--I will try to stop, sorry guys. I don't have much to contribute to this party game (party pooper); I'm a music nerd, not a movie nerd. But since I've been working towards my online degree, here at Videogum University, I've learned of lots of great suggestions to add to the 'must watch" list.....but have subsequently ruined each one by reading these comments! This post should come with a NC-17 SPOILER rating--or whatever. (It wouldn't have mattered though, I would've read them anyway.)
Carry on, monsters!
Score = 1
Someone just read this for me, and now I'm mad at you. Just so you know, these work in reverse too. And when the revolution comes, you outtie
Score = 0
The Sense That Allows You to See Dead People That Don't Even Know They Are Dead.
Score = 21
PG-Rated Even for the Swinging '60s "Dancing"
Score = 8
Citizen William Randolph Hearst
Score = 32
Harry Potter and the Age of Consent
Score = 18
Harry Potter Still Can't Act
Score = -9
Gone with the Reconstruction
Score = 18
Slumdog Thousandaire After Taxes
Score = 76
Margot Being Sad and White at the Wedding
Score = 14
In Bruges
Score = 70
Torture Porn and perhaps a Saw 3
Score = 2
Girls Just Wanna Participate In Dance Contests
Score = 21
Dancing in Heaven, I never thought I could get my feet this far (Orbital Be-Bop).
Score = 4
Slow. Slow. Quick, Quick-Slow... but I perfer the song, Technique- because that's where they win it all and become DTV Stars!!
Score = 1
You are my boyfriend.
Score = 2
Harry Potter and the (SPOILER) Death of Dumbledore
Score = 3
Also, "The Torture Porn of The Christ"
Score = 12
Samuel L. Jackson Yelling on a Plane
Score = 43
Samuel L Jackson gets eaten by a shark while yelling Sea
Score = 8
For being the first person to reply to my first ever Videogum comment, you get a hell of an upvote. Kahdooz.
Score = 1
i think that means you owe me a drink, i dont think actually i know. also SECOND
Score = 3
downvote both for unnecessary camaraderie.
get a room.
Score = 2
"Unnecessary Camaraderie" is my bands name.
Score = 4
Samuel L Jackson ruins Shaft.
Score = 5
Samuel L. Jackson's Dissertations on The Subtle Differences Between Frech And American Systems of Weights and Measures and How McDonald's Copes With Them With a Foreword by John Travolta
Score = 37
Danny Ocean's Music Videos of Latin Jazz themed Covers
Score = 12
Back to the Past and then Onwards to the Present
and it's sequels:
- Back to the Future and then to the Alternate Present and then Back to the Past Again.
- The Shitty One Set in the Wild West
Score = 75
Back to the Quickly Dated Idea of What the Future Might Be Like (with Flying Cars Of Course) II
Score = 12
Twilight: New Mo(vie), really? they are really gonna make all of these? BOOM!
tag line: that was the sound of everyones head exploding
Score = 0
Back to the Entirely Replaced Family
Score = 4
ack - a minute too late. my shitty wild west cowboy hat off to you, the dude.
Score = 1
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Another Unnecessary Toy-based Franchise
Score = 17
The Megan Fox and Transforming Robots Awesome Show, Great Job!
Score = 29
Michael Bay Ruins Everything
Score = 13
The Whiny-Teenage-Archetypes-in-Detention Club
Score = 33
Rachel Getting Annoying
Score = 18
Edward McNally's Day Of Good Natured Shenanigans
Score = 52
So full of win
Score = 1
Definitely Not Trainspotting
Score = 11
The Usual Suspect is also the Crippled Narrator
Score = 12
Ocean's Far Too Many
Score = 12
Mark Wahlberg Talks To A Fake Plant.
Score = 25
The 2 Year Incriminate Time Machine Mailbox = The Lake House
White Bitches is Crazy = Obsessed
The Modern Times Village = The Village
Attack of the Plants That Make You Kill Yourself = The Happening
Score = -6
The Rooooohhmygodthisisthebestthingihaveeverseen
Score = 6
Independence DAY IS REALLY a Day To Put Aside THOSE PUSSYASS Fireworks, GRAB A Gun, And START BLOWING the Shit Out of EVERY FUCKIN Alien YOU SEE.
Score = 34
win
Score = 2
Shit just got real
Score = 5
Boring People
Score = 3
Citizen Hearst.
Score = -14
Citizen Murdoch
(at least he dies.)
Score = -2
Second Blood
Score = 1
The Plants! The Plants Are Killing Us With Plant Toxins!
Score = 10
Haha FUCK that movie! Fuck THAT MOVIE RIGHT in the ear!d
Score = 12
My Daughter's Black Fiance is Coming to Dinner
Score = 92
Or: Guess Who's - Wait he's WHAT? This Challenges Our Liberal Identities and Gives Hepburn and Tracy More Fightin Dialogue.
Score = 1
Alien vs Predator vs a Bunch of Assholes Nobody Cares About
Score = 9
The Wages of Guys Driving Exploding Trucks
Creepy Guy Who Works at a One Hour Photo
I Am Will Smith, Vampire Killer
LEGOS: The Movie
Score = 2
To Kill A Black Man Even Though That White Woman Was Totally Lying And Stuff.
Score = 31
Transformers Way 2 Long
Bubble Oh Boy Why Are You Watching This?
Fast Times at Boobs and Sean Penn is High
Score = 8
Where the Nine Foot Tall Foam and CGI Puppets/Costumes Are
Score = 8
Indiana Jones wants you off his planee
Score = 3
No Country For The Guy That Played Brand Walsh In The Goonies.
Score = 13
Dirty Harry Wants you off his lawn
Score = 32
Funny People Who Regret Not Having Judd Apatow's Family
Score = 4
Rocky Loses
Rocky Wins This Time
People Don't Always Do The Right Thing
Little Miss Sunshine Contest Not All It's Cracked Up To Be
The Neverending Story That's About An Hour & A Half
Score = 25
Mother Fuckin Snakes On A Mother Fuckin Plane
Score = -2
FUCKING EPIC WIN
Score = -12
never saw the movie. when it came right down to it, were there actually snakes on a plane?
man wouldn't that be weird? to have bunch of snakes... on an airplane?
I can totally see why that was greenlighted.
Score = 1
John Travolta has a huge codpiece
this could be so many movies
Score = 8
Tyler Perry's Why Did I Rent This Movie? Such A Bad Call, And I Only Have Myself To Blame.
Score = 27
Tyler Perry's 5 minutes of Tyler Perry in a dress interspersed between a family drama
Score = 3
Tyler Perry presents "Why Did I Get Married(To A Tyler Perry Fan)?"
Score = 2
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and the Indian Escapes
S7me Creepy Murders and Gwyneth Paltrow's Head in a Box
Cool Hand Luke Can't Eat Those Eggs
Score = 8
Trying to Be Funny People
Score = 4
Casino Since When Does James Bond Play Poker Royale
Score = 1
A Hallucinating Mind
Score = 3
That Thing We Did In the 60's For A Few Months
Score = 4
http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/4/19/11/there-will-definitely-be-blood-29099-1240153503-5.jpg
[I'm so sorry I don't know how to embed this shit! What does embed mean??]
Score = 41
Score = 68
Thankssss buddy. PickingupCarrie'sslackgum.
Score = 14
You are quite welcome, friend.
Score = 3
:( Now you're getting all the upvotes. I will have to TalbainJ Harder next time.
Score = 46
I'm pushing for this to officially be a meme.
It's the perfect combination of inside joke and petty meanness.
Score = 19
oops. split that infinite like it wasn't no thang.
Score = 12
oops. failed to spell 'infinitive' correctly.
Score = 10
You'll just have to TalbainJ Harder, yourself.
Score = 17
TalbainJ Harder?
I hardly know her!
It's OK, I was already leaving.
Score = 1
Carrie, I'm not trying to be your boyfriend or anything, but I have to say that your refusal to learn HTML codes is adorable.
Score = 10
You are SO trying to be her boyfriend, christopherrrrrrr!
That line is straight out of the ole playbook of How To Get A Girlfriend In The Comment Thread of Online Blogs:
Step One: Make her feel special by up-voting her commentz.
Step Two: Tell her how adorable she is when she's html-ing.
[PRO TIP]: Liven up conversation by asking about her favorite meme!
Step Three: After a few dates, tell her how much you'd enjoy seeing her embed. (Careful fellas, step three is only for the advanced!)
Follow these easy steps and you'll be sharing a facebook profile in no time! You'll probably use this for your profile pic because of how in love you guys are:
Score = 15
Hahahaha, oh my god I wonder if Chuck Close is aware of how stellar he looks in North Face?? Anyway, I would try this HTML-macallit, but I'm mostly afraid of not doing it right and the merciless downvotes that will inevitably ensue (monsters!).
P.S. You both have a gratuitous amount of rrrrrr's in your names. I should change my display name to Carrrrrie (I should not change my display name to Carrrrrie).
Score = 5
There Are Snakes on This Plane
Score = 6
+1 INFINITY for the avatar
Score = 3
Gabe, who needs twitter when you have all the party game participants you need right here?
Score = 8
))<>(( Back and forth, forever
Score = 5
Me and You and Everyone We Know.
Score = -11
That didn't make sense. :(
Score = 6
"Borat: Cultural Leanings of Americans Do Not Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Immigrants"
See! I did it! Oh, I'm growing up so fast, learning so much! I don't even have to order off the kid's menu anymore!
Score = 3
Me and You and A Few Other People We Know
Score = 3
Star Insurgency
The Empire is Pretty Much Kicking Everyone's Ass
The Jedi Were Never Really Gone They Were Just Waiting for the Help of Some Teddy Bears
Score = 13
Teen Vampires with a lot of Hormones
(Oh no! Paper Cut!)
Score = 4
T for Terrorism
Score = 4
The Shawshank Escape
Score = 6
Where the Tony Sopranos Are
Score = 1
Batman and Robin and My High School Girlfriend Not Letting Me Go Up Her Shirt in the Theater
Score = 28
My Dog Merley Died
Score = -12
I just down voted myself for screwing up (see below) everyone feel free to do the same.
Score = -13
Toys From the 80's That Transform From Automobile into Machines and Blow Things Up
Score = 5
My Dog Marley Died
Score = 22
The Dog Dies.
Score = 2
Batman 6: The Insane Clown Posse
Score = 7
Space Battles with Magic
Once Upon a Time in America Robert Deniro Rapes Two Women
Knowing About Solar Flares Won't Stop Solar Flares
Score = 8
Lard Ass Sets Off An Orgy Of Vomiting, And Later A Kid Gets A Leech On His Balls
Score = 9
Star Wars: The Jar Jar Binks Menace
Score = 4
Debbie Has Sex Once And Never Even Goes to Dallas
Score = 15
but people have sex at pratt institute a lot. speaking of which
Keep your art confidential, get it cause that movie sucks...
Score = -4
Look it's a Baby Talking With Bruce Willis' Voice for the Third Fucking Time
Score = 25
The 43 Year Old Virgin
Edward McNally's Day Off
Score = 19
The Day After Some Day That You Can't Really Tell What Day It Is Because There's No Sense Of Time Progression
Score = 19
It's Actually Cretaceous Park
Score = 63
Field of my dad's dead friends
Score = 16
Sophie's trip to a concentration camp and dysfunctional relationship with a psychopath
Children who live underground are very sad
Am I doing it right? Why are mine so sad?
Score = 5
Chris Tucker and Some Other Guy From a Different Racial Background.
Score = 14
The Curious Case of Benja- Oh Wait, This is Forest Gump
Score = 10
Mission Possible With Enough Face Masks
Score = 20
The Pretty Mysogynistic and Sexist Spy Who Loved Me and Loads of Other Ladies in Order to Save The World Using Lots of Gadgets and Weapons against Totally Unrealistic Baddies.
Score = 8
Crash into a bunch of other racists in a bunch of racially charged instances and then also some people who don't seem so racist turn out to be really racist too!
Donnie Darko, as an alternate to death your crazy hallucinations will lead you in an existential loop until it becomes clear that you would have been better off had you died so go ahead and make that happen.
those are too long...
Score = 11
The Midget Agent (I am very bad at this.)
Score = 0
Morgan Freeman Lies About His Magic Blanket And Who It Told Him To Kill :(
Score = 3
TV one: How I Spent the Majority of My Late-Twenties in Excruciatingly Awesome Detail.
Score = 2
The Truth About Ripping Off Cyrano De Bergerac and Doing It In a Really Lame Way, with Janeane Garofalo and a Big Dog on Rollerskates.
Score = 4
Holocaust Edition!
The Guy Who Plays the Piano During the Holocaust
Schindler's List of People to Save from the Holocaust
Life is Not Beautiful
Score = 24
Holocaust Edition!
The Guy Who Plays the Piano During the Holocaust
Schindler's List of People to Save from the Holocaust
Life is Not Beautiful
Score = 0
I double posted on purpose because the Holocaust was that bad. Never forget.
Score = 40
Haha I love how Holocaust jokes are funny. >_>
Score = -1
Megan Fox's Body
Score = 25
Fast Times at a High School That is Nothing Like High School
What Never Happens in Vegas or Anywhere
Zach Braff Goes to New Jersey?
Who greenlit that one?
Score = 13
Austin Powers with an Afro starring Eddie Griffin
Score = 2
Kill a Lot of People and Talk About Killing Bill, pt. 1
Kill a Lot More People, Culminating in Killing Bill, pt. 2
Score = 26
Requiem for a fucking Nightmare you will have for the rest of your life
Score = 45
Eternal Forgetting...Oh Wait, I Change My Mind.
Score = 11
The Wizard of Some Farm Girl's Imagination
Score = 6
Madonna and Willem Dafoe Get It On Lots and Lots In A Really Predictable Thriller.
Score = 0
You'd Totally Fall In Love With Vincent Gallo, If You'd Just Stop Acting So Stuck Up And Let Him Abduct You
Score = 8
Vincent Gallo Walks Slowly To Yes Songs.
You win.
Score = 6
Batman Begins to Use His Silly "Tough Guy" Voice
Score = 19
Stop! Or That Old Broad From The Golden Girls Will Shoot.
Score = 2
Kill O-Ren, Vernita, Bud, Elle, then Bill
Score = 1
A Child Is Left To Fend For His Life After Being Mistreated By Neglectful Parents: John Candy Saves The Day
Score = 3
She's the Woman.
Score = 2
Not That Kind of Swinging. The '50s-Era-Dance Kind. Get Your Head Out of the Gutter.
Score = 2
Harrison Ford Needs to Save His Family
Score = 40
(2) Hours of Zooey Deschanel Closeups
Score = 43
How the Kid from 3rd Rock Got His Groove Back
Score = 18
I would see that movie!
Score = 1
Pan's Labyrinth of much darker and more violent things happening than you probably thought would happen when you started watching this movie.
Score = 16
The Color Black
You already know the end but we are gonna drag this out for nearly 3 hours before the boat sinks
Baby is old now man is baby...button
Funny and Funnier
Score = 6
These Poor Ladies are Being Sexually Harrassed 9 to 5.
Score = 23
The time that you found out the woman you were in love with also had a penis that caused you to be crying game.
Score = 4
There's No Screaming Lambs, It's A Metaphor For Wanting To Save Catherine So That Maybe Jodie Foster's Childhood Nightmares Will Stop
Score = 7
1968: a space odyssey
Score = 11
2010: The Year We Ruin Stanley Kubrick's Masterpiece
Score = 2
I'm Tired Of Reading This Notebook
Score = 19
The man behind the curtain of Oz
Score = 1
There's no Brown Bunny.
Score = 2
Funny story. I went to Google Images looking for a picture of a brown bunny to draw for my mom, and all I got was pictures of Chloe Sevigney performing oral sex. And then my mom walked into the room. Life is great.
Score = 16
SHUCKS dats da funyest thin i see/reed all day!!!
Score = 7
3 Men And A Ba...hey, did you see that ghost by the window?
Score = 2
No Breakfast at Tiffany's
Score = 1
Vertigo Is The Least Of This Guy's Problems!
Score = 12
There Won't Be Any More Children if You Don't Help Me Rescue this Pregnant Black Lady of Men.
Score = 6
Adult Proportional Dwarf
Score = 7
The Hunt for the Soviet Submarine with the Captain who Shpeaks Like Thish.
Score = 3
How succeed in banging your girlfrend's mom without really trying
Score = -4
Gone in 5 seconds cause that's how long you'll watch this movie before you turn it off.
Score = 1
Alien.
Score = 15
We're Just Not That Into Making A Decent Movie
Mamma Mia, Meryl Streep Can't Sing!
Horton Hears a Who Asked Jim Carrey To Star in Another Dr. Suess Movie?
Sheen/Langella
Forgetting Sarah Marshall By The Time You Leave the Theatre
Score = 2
PhenoMEHnon
Score = 3
The Primordial Dwarf
Score = -2
Ethan Hawke And Ben Stiller And You're Telling Me I Must Engage In Sex With One Or Both Of Them While Living In Houston, THIS BITES.
Score = 1
The Ugly Truth About Katherine Heigl
Score = 3
Fuller Does Not Go Easy On The Pepsi
Score = 6
Lars And The Real Girl, By Which We Mean A Fake Girl That You're Supposed To Fuck, Only He Doesn't Fuck It.
Score = 8
not so scary but rather funny movie
Score = -4
not so funny people...
terminator 4: the kinda sucks chronicles...
g.i. um no....
bruNO...
land of the lost $12 dollars on this movie...
night at the museum: battle of who gives a sh*t...
the tanking of pelham 1 2 3....
Score = -8
The Imaginarium of Whatever You Say, Terry Gilliam
Score = 12
Jeremy Piven is an Asshole
Score = 10
- Stranger Who Will Kill Your First Wife After What You Thought Was a Hypothetical Conversation on a Train
- Monty Python and the Quest to Get Your Friends to Stop Quoting Monty Python All the Time, Gosh
Score = 8
Kill Bill, but Kill 120 Other People First
Score = 2
Movie Based on Documentary About Crazy Relatives of Former President's Wife Presented Commercial Free by HBO
Score = 4
Tony Jaa Kills Everybody in the Most Epic Fashion Imaginable
Score = 1
Not-So-Goodfellas.
Score = -11
Where Your Mom And Her New Boyfriend Aren't
Score = 4
Low Fidelity
Land Before Common Era
There's Something in Mary's Hair
Score = -4
Life is Actually Not very Beautiful During the Holocaust.
Score = 2
The Hard-as-Nails Cop Who Plays By His Own Rules but Betrays a Hidden Sensitivity in Front of the Fragile Female Crime Victim He Must Protect at All Costs.
Score = 3
...Part II.
Score = 4
Magicians with Twins and Cloning Machines
ALTERNATE TITLE:
That's Not Angier in that Tank, It's Just a Clone!
Score = -2
Dennis Hopper's Excellent PBR Funtime Adventure
Score = 3
Tootsie Has a Cock
Jewlander
How'd It Get Burned?! Not the Bees!
Score = -5
500 days of another 2 dimensional zooey character
Score = 2
500 Days Is A Really Long Time To Wait For Autumn.
For the record, I really liked this movie and I don't care what you guys say.
Score = 4
me too! (2) hours of thinking about getting my hair cut like hers.
Score = 3
Me too. Until the last five minutes when it tugged down its trowsers and farted in my eyes and ears.
Score = 1
Coco Before - Anything Really Interesting At All Happened To Her, Like Anything, Unless You Count Cigarettes, Horses, and a Couple of Total Bastards, That's Both Kinds of Bastard & There's Orphans Too & A Long Drive to the Ocean Just to Fucking Stare at the Ocean in a Shit Hat & It's All Over Before Coco's Fascinating Success With her Multimillion International Company, - Chanel
Score = 0
She's Was Actually Always All That You Just Put A Dress On Her
Score = 13
And Took Off Her Glasses and Ponytail
Score = 6
There Is Neither A Tango, Nor Any Actual Cash
Have fun at Kelly Ripa's beach house, Gabe!
Score = 3
All The President's Men Are Criminals
Annie Hall and Woody Allen Should Never Have Never Dated
Score = 0
triple negative.
Score = 0
Oh man I feel like such a goof!
Score = 0
Boring People Talk and The Same 30 Second Mega Shark and Giant Octopus Fight Spliced In Every Twenty Minutes
A Guy and Robots Make Fun of Crappy Movies In The Not So Distant Future Theater The Movie
Score = -1
Can't Hardly Wait For This Movie To Be Over, oh wait is that Seth Green? Never Mind I Still Don't Care
Score = -4
Sharon Stone In That White Dress With Her Hair Done Up Sitting In A Chair Oh Shit Is This The Scene Yes It Is And ... We've Got Bush
Score = -4
The Amount of Plot in Wes Anderson's Films is Becoming Increasingly Limited
Score = -1
Hush. The Darjeeling Ltd. is a wonderful movie!
Score = 4
It's a great movie. But it has less plot than TLA, and far less plot than TRT.
Sorry, were we only allowed to do this to poor films? I missed that in the rules.
TransFuckYouBayForRuiningThemFormers, then.
Score = 3
The Others Who Are Actually Alive, You're Just Some Dead Asshole Living in Their House
Score = 6
The Fall Off a Horse that Leads to a Long-winded but Colorful Story from a Drug Addict Stuntman to a Little, Adorable Girl with a Head Injury
Score = 3
A Complete Bastardization of a lot of Other Teen Movies
Score = 2
C For Crapola (V For Vendetta). That's all I got. This party game kinda sucks.
Score = 0
You're fucking out Kenny Powers! (And I say that with the admiration Kenny commands! I just wish I had worse spelling...)
Score = 3
Full Day, No Breakfast Included Club That is Actually Detention
Score = 4
Tucker Maximized All the Jokes in the Trailer (so, you know, not funny.)
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Bad Idea Jeans
Borat: Foreigner Who is Disingenuous and Naked Far Too Often
Dan in Real Life Isn't Very Entertaining
Crank the Adrenaline, Turn Off the Brain and Die (But not really)
Score = 6
-Tyler Perry's Out of 'Ideas'
-I Hate You, Pretty Much All Cheerleader Movies
-I Really Hope That Hell Exists
Score = 2
-Nicolas Cage: The Neurotic Astrophysicist Who Goes Where The Numbers Go
-Nicolas Cage: The Neurotic Treasure Hunter
-Nicolas Cage: The Neurotic Biker Dude With A CG Head
Score = 2
Johnny Depp is Friends with Tim Burton [Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, etc]
Johnny Depp is Friends with Tim Burton (who is married to Helena Bonham Carter) [Sweeney Todd, The Corpse Bride, etc.]
Johnny Depp [Alice in Wonderland]
Score = -3
I Can't Look at Justin Bartha the Same Way Even Though I Liked "The Hangover" - Gigli
The Robin Williams' Story - Mrs. Doubtfire
Come Back Andrew McCarthy, I Actually Sat Through This Movie Last Week As An Adult - Mannequin
Score = 1
Leonardo Di Caprio and Kate Winslet Have Sweaty Sex In Somebody's Car On A Ship... That's Sinking.
Score = 0
Plotless Sequels Of The Caribbean
Score = 9
not about steve
Score = 0
New Pixar Movie
(tagline- you're going to see it)
Score = 15
Woodstock: 3 Days of More Love Than Anything Else (Except Maybe LSD (sh!)) and Peace and Love and I think there were some people playing music that were big in the 60s and Rolling Stone really overblows the whole deal, and so does everyone else for that matter, and Martin Scorsese co-edited it so it has to be good, right? and Love and (Drugs (shhh! (actually, be as loud as you want, who fucking cares?))) and Rolling Stone likes us so we still make money off of merchandise so you should buy some yes!
Score = -7
Score = 26
All I want is to repeat the moment I read frankenscheimer's comment and then scrolled down to this response forever. Is that so wrong :( ?
Score = 8
Woodstock: 40 Years of Self-Important Baby Boomers
Score = 4
So many repeated jokes. So many terrible jokes. My downvote button is getting worn out.
This is going to be a long weekend...
Score = -1
ZING! Good one!
Score = 2
Sean Penn in: Going Full Retard!
Score = 7
Read Poetry in the Woods and then Lose a Friend to Suicide But Learn a Valuable Lesson Society
Score = 3
!!! SIR! You look awfully familiar.
Score = 3
Ballistic: Lui vs. Banderas
Score = 0
Don't Look Now at the Midget in the Raincoat
Score = 1
Being in John Malkovich's Mind in Order to Achieve Immortality
Score = 1
Confusing the Nature of Celebrity Obsession and Escapism with How to Make a Girl Fall in Love with You
Score = 2
My Left Foot. AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?
Score = 3
I think most people aren't.
Score = 14
You're doing it just like your buddy, Da Cake Eatur.
Score = 3
Meditate on that...Rape.
Score = 4
Breakin 2: Not dissimilar to Breakin' 1
The Matrix... is a computer everybody lives in
Score = 0
Fat Crazy Black Women - staring Martin Lawrence or Tyler Perry
Score = 1
Harry Potter and the Nothing Really Happens Yet Again
Score = -3
right-side-up (generally).
Score = 0
This Movie Was Churned Out in a Couple of Months Solely to Make Us Richer
(widely applicable)
Score = 6
I'm not going to lie, I always upvote you because (I'm assuming) you look precious in your picture.
But this was also pretty funny.
Score = 2
Ughhh nobody ever sees past that. You sound like all my friends.
Friends: "You are just too precious."
Me: No guys, seriously, I think my methamphetamine use is spiraling out of control. I need help.
Friends: "TOO precious!"
=/
Score = 6
Awww you spelled methamphetamine correctly! PRECIOUS!
I kid. There's nothing adorable about having your teeth fall out.
Score = 1
Oh, yeah?
Score = 0
Touche, Godsauce
Score = 0
American racism really gets put into perspective after prison rape X
Score = 9
Beauty Pageants in the Midwest are dangerous and intense when Kirstie Alley is in charge of them.
Score = 5
Tyler Perry should go to jail.
Score = 11
House of Sand, Miscommunication, Racism, Murder, Injured Feet and Suicide....oh, and Fog too.
Score = 2
Fake shark swims around a boat to menacing string music.
Contact with aliens that turn out just to be Jodie Foster's dad.
No Ghosts in this World, Just two girls making fun of Steve Buscemi.
Score = 4
[SPOILER ALERT]
The usual coloured herrings
PsychOMG SHOWER FAIL
Dr. Strangelove, or how i learned to stop sharing and just play every character
Dying while saving private matt damon
Gran-father insults asians who have less acting skills than his torino
Willy wonka and the obvious drug metaphors
Cool hand luke recommends waiting a good 40 - 45 minutes before going in there
A time to kill some rednecks who deserved to die, and are likely to burn in hell
Captain corelli's embarrassing accent
Full retard gump
Zack and miri pretend they don't want to have sex with each other
Night dropping acid at the museum
How the hell am I the only person in the whole world who doesn't trust, robot
The free child labour that magically teaches you karate kid
Score = -2
No.
Score = 1
"Mel Brooks Presents: Racism! The Movie"
Score = 2
Mr. Smith goes to Washington and overcomes the corruption of the goverment with his idealistic charm and the support of boyscouts because Washinton is just a studio in Hollywood and the world is full of lies
He can't say anything but "Wall-E" but you will still love him and his cockroach friend just to prove we can make you love anything
We all died Saving Private Ryan so he would live the rest of his life feeling guilty about it
Day Before Groundhog Day, Groundhog Day, Groundhog Day, Groundhog Day, Groundhog Day, ...
Score = 0
I'll downvote myself. But it's really in protest about the "Push Enter 3 times for one space" formatting requirements that you don't remember until after you push submit and the comment section that lies and claims you canceled it in time.
Score = 2
Will Ferrell
Score = 1
Mr. Smith goes to Washington and overcomes government corruption because of his idealistic charm and the support of boyscouts because Washington is really a studio in Hollywood and the world is full of lies
All he can say is "Wall-E" but you will love him and you will also love his cockroach friend just to prove we can make you love anything we want
We died Saving Private Ryan so he could live the rest of his life feeling guilty about it
Day before Goundhog Day, Goundhog Day, Goundhog Day, Goundhog Day, Goundhog Day, Goundhog Day, Goundhog Day, Goundhog Day, ...
Score = 9
I upvoted your comment because you said "Goundhog Day" 8 times.
Score = 5
The squid and the whale, in the met, at the end with the coming to terms with your problems
Score = 1
Broken Flowers And Nose
Score = 3
Tom Hanks in a FedEx Commercial Away
Score = 2
Neglecting to Forget Sarah Marshall Until Meeting A More Attractive Girl, At Which Case You're Still Not Forgetting Her, For Fuck's Sake Man.
Score = 4
Birds Attacking People
Hotel Owner is a Psycho
Score = 2
Birds Attacking People
Score = 1
idea so nice, they posted it twice
Score = 4
the rear window that looks into your murderous neighbor's appartment
harry potter and the goblet of teen angst and voldemort's return
you've got mail from tom hanks
the royal tenenbaums are a rip-off of the glass family
almost famous but probably not because you're fifteen
Score = 2
We Don't Talk About the Fight Club in the Basement
No Lambs, No Silence
No Trains or Spotting Trains, Just A Lot of Heroin Use
Score = 4
Lost In Japan Neglected By My Husband Trying Not to Fuck Bill Murray Because He's Old Enough to be My Dad
Score = 5
I want to have sex with your avatar. Is that a bad thing?
Score = -1
Close Encounters with Aliens with Synthesizers
Score = 5
500 Days of Indie 80's Music References and Joy Division T-shirts
Whatever Woody Allen is Trying to Do Isn't Working
Star Trek
Score = 4
Guffman Isn't Coming To Your Shitty Play
Score = 14
girls play baseball and cry sometimes during world war II
Score = 1
Alice in a Really Shitty Dream
Score = 0
Vampire tells his life/death stories.
Ugly vampires visit Alaska.
Cute Vampires go to a beach party.
Mostly vampire kills only 100% vampires.
Score = -2
Weekend Spent Propping Bernie Up in a Completely Unconvincing Attempt to Make Everyone Think He's Still Alive
Score = 6
Vincent Gallo Gets a Blowjob from the Girl from Kids
Two Women Cook Food, Write About It
Score = 1
Planes, Trains and Automobiles and Racing Kevin Bacon to a Taxi.
Score = -1
Doing Some Complicated Math in Boston While Hunting for Good Will in Someone Ironically Named Will Hunting
Score = 6
face removed and put on another person and then removed once again and put back in its original place
Score = 4
Kim Bauer's Next Door And Looking Fine!
Score = 4
Miserable People That Others Laugh At Anyway
Score = 0
99 Minutes Of Waking Life You Will Never, Ever Get Back
Score = -3
A Bunch Of Idiot Aliens Invade A Planet Where Poison Covers 70 Percent Of The Earth And Frequently Falls From The Sky... Also God
Score = 5
Nice
Score = 1
The Weeks
Score = 3
I've gotten so much work done today cause of the videogum break. I didn't know I could be this productive staring brad pitt.
Score = 4
TV version!
Dancing with the Has-Beens and Wannabes
America's Got Sad Attention-Craving People with Marginal "Talents"
Score = 3
Sylvester Stallone Climbing Mountains for Some Reason
Score = 0
Sorry about that. Here's my TV Show:
- Smart Jumping Car, Stupid Driver
Score = 0
Anchorman gets fired, but eventually redeems himself during a zany zoo mishap.
Score = -3
This is your dad: Mrs Doubtfire!
Score = 0
Somehow Orlando Bloom Designing a Shoe Costs a Company $972 Million
Score = 3
Wayne's Small Group of Loser Friends
District Full of Unmotivated Aliens, For Some Reason
Pineapple Express is Allegedly Weed, but Everyone Shouts the Whole Time
Observe and Humorously Molest Anna Farris, Beat Up Children
Dancer in the Two Hour Gradual Snuff Film with Music Videos
The Room Where We All Have Sex With Lisa
Score = 7
I had to upvote you, based solely on the strength of that last one. (It seems to me like you are the expert, matt.)
Score = 1
Yeah, that was my clincher right there.
Score = 0
Catch Me If You Can, Which You Can't.
Score = 2
Megan Fox's Body
Score = -5
300 people die trying
Score = 9
i just looked at that photo of bumblebee. am in the only one that sees a gigantic shiny camel-toe on him? (her?)
bumbleshe???
Score = 0
Do, Dump or Marry: My Best Friend, the Groom
Score = 0
Juno I'm Not a Virgin Anymore?
Score = -3
Robert Ford creeps everyone out for 3 hours with his monotone voice and then assasinates Jesse James and then gets shot at the end
Score = 0
Maybe I read this site too much, but I think Gabe has been in a bad mood for a couple posts now. I hope he gets some rest this weekend.
Score = 7
The Hostle Where We Torture, then Excuse it with a Clever Plot Twist
Saw Your Eyes Out
Score = 0
Clerks Who Don't Do Shit
Score = 1
This is COOL AND all, but I fucking MISS GABE AND hope he has A RESTFULASS BREAK.
Score = 2
Phantom Menace? Really?
Score = 0
ALSO THIS site FUCKING wins. DO YOU guys realize that GABE ISN'T even writing ON HERE, AND YET we are still HERE WRITING things on A DAY old POST? This SHIT IS amazing! LET'S KEEP it UP, y'all!
Score = 6
Score = -8
I don't GET IT. What DID MY post HAVE to do WITH HANNAH Montana fans?
Score = -1
You know if you knocked off the all caps shit nobody would probably say anything.
Score = 1
SO WAIT does THAT MEAN you wouldn't HAVE REPLIED to me IF I hadn't PUT IN ANY fuckin CAPS? BUT YOU did REPLY? SO YOU felt the NEED? WUET? I don't UNDERSTAND THE damn POINT I think you're TRYING TO prove!
Score = 3
I dunno, the creepy obessive thing we obviously share with teen girls? It is a little sad, like we're lost here without him. Like Gabe's the only one who can escape.
Score = 7
omg, you guys. this is becca, but since Videogum is all wonky, it signed me in as An American Patriot.
I feel like Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost. and An American Patriot is Patrick Swayze. or is it the other way around?
Score = 16
This post was a little like hearing Bobcat Goldthwait speak in his normal voice for the first time.
Score = 7
WAIT WHAT? Has MY ACCOUNT been fuckin HACKED? What is GOING on?!
Score = 1
no. your account has not been hacked. videogum has been doing this for the past 2 days. it logged me in as christopher and swinglow yesterday. i have no idea what's going on, but when I saw it had logged me in as you, I HAD to take the opportunity to post.
it was just too good to pass up.
u understand, of course.
if videogum ever logs you in as me, feel free to write some crazy shit.
Score = 10
It's COOL BECCA. I was JUST A LITTLE worried. I appreciate THAT YOU DIDN'T fuck SOME SHIT up. That could HAVE BEEN LETHAL. With great POWER COMES great responsibility. OR FUCKIN whatever. If I EVER get LOGGED in as YOU I'LL BE sure to POST SOME of my MUSINGS on religion.
Score = 0
I can't believe you played that on the level. You could have caused so much mischief!
I'm going to commence signing in and out until it logs me in as Da Cake Eatur, at which point I will mount an off-topic but spirited defense of Faulkner's later work that will blow everyone's mind.
Score = 10
Becca, I'm not trying to be your girlfriend or anything, but I have to say that your taste in token-black-girl cartoon avatars is adorable.
Score = 8
(you're secretly living my night-dream-mare right now)
Score = 3
I'm actually really jealous of you right now.
Score = 0
Being Good At Running From Transforming Robots Doesn't Make You A Legitimate Actress
Score = 2
RoboCop
Score = 0
The First Rule of this Movie is You Don't Talk About this Movie
Score = -1
The Science of Cardboard Cut Into Things That Maybe Represent Your Subconscious and Didn't We All Love Eternal Sunshine, Guys?
Score = 5
This Al Pacino Movie Inspired A Few Good But A Lot Of Dumb Rap Songs
Score = 0
Jessica Alba Dances, No Acting
Score = 3
Replace "dancing" with "looking hot", and you could cover every single Jessica Alba movie.
Score = 1
The Hidden Dick Game
Score = 4
The Unfinished Witch Project
Score = 2
I feel bad for anyone reading these comments who HASN'T seen the sixth sense. Major spoilers. BTW, today was an example of why Videogum needs BOTH Gabe and Lindsey. Who's going to keep us toddlers babysat when Gabe goes on vacation?
Score = 8
We're like that kid that's driving the car, and Gabe's the dad taping it in the passenger seat.
Score = 4
Yeah, for some reason everyone took the party game as "rename a movie to spoil the ending" which I don't think was the intention.
Also if Lindsay was still here we wouldn't all look as pathetic as we do for checking videogum even though nothing's being posted. RIP, Linzz.
Score = 9
Raiders of The Lost Nazi Melting Thingy
Score = 4
The Fly totally messes up a great idea this one guy has for improving the future
Score = 2
Bicentennial ROBOT
Score = 6
I unfortanely decided to look and watched the dad shrink the kids
Score = -1
Mark Wahlberg sold out his dreams but his penis is still very large nights.
Score = -1
What About That One Time Bill Murray Wouldn't Leave Richard Dreyfuss Alone?
Score = 8
David Lynch's Do Not Watch This Highway.
Score = -2
Heath Ledger just owned your franchise.
Score = 2
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (>'0')>
Score = -4
Can my excitement not fit into one line on videogum?
Score = -2
Ponyo!
Score = -2
Getting Bitten By A Radioactive Spider Still Won't Get You Laid Or Bring Back Your Dead Uncle Man
The Curious Case of Mork From Ork
Score = 1
Samuel L. Jackson wears a plaid skirt
Score = -1
Quentin Tarantino Can Misspell Words
Score = 0
i love gabe, and i think this website is great, but honestly there needs to be another voice on videogum.
Score = 4
We all miss LIndsay, tim. But we soldier on, as we must.
Score = 3
- Bill Murray Is Fucking Angelica Houston But WANTS To Fuck A Pregnant Lady On A Boat
- David Bowie Is Packing In Spandex
Score = 0
Michael Bay and Ben Affleck do more damage to Pearl Harbor than the Japanese managed in 1941.
Score = 0
Almost Cameron Crowe Bio-pic
Score = 4
Yes! It happened to me! I thought maybe some of you guys were making that "logged-in as someone else" crap up. Worlds Done Had Been Collidin'! If it helps anyone solve the ways of the Lawnmower Man, jneslo was the last person to comment before I clicked on the Comments section. Sorry to hijack you, jneslo. If it had to be someone, I'm glad it was you. I'm glad it was you. (I have no idea what that even means.)
-RichGuy
Score = 3
Score = 5
After watching 17 Again today, this really hits home. Thanks, Kenny. You're the token/catalyst character that allows me to change back to the real me after I learn to love again or whatever.
Score = 5
Ahhh! This is some Freaky Friday (or Saturday) shit. Thank goodness you didn't post something terrible like that I enjoy Toddlers In Tiaras.
Score = 3
Sidney Poitier is Coming to Dinner.
Score = -3
Everything is Jewish
Score = 2
this must be the best new party game cause gabe missed work on friday because of the aftermath.
Score = -1
Okay, once again, I have nothing to add in the movie titles department and I am prepared for the down-votes that may result from my 3rd unrelated comment in this thread, but ya know, while Gabe's away and all... I am also prepared for some people to think this is creepy to ask, but I hope it's not taken that way. Since this post keeps getting revisited like crazy and we're probably nearing exhaustion of the movies we've all seen, I figured this is as good a place as any to bring it up.
I don't know how many of y'all use twitter, but I know a few do (including myself) and I thought maybe we could take this party up a notch* and maybe have a monster roll-call for those that use it. I figure, if you're already on twitter than you're open to the idea of total strangers freely invading your privacy.... but we're all family here right? So, anyway, I'd love to follow some fellow monsters, if you guys are down. Just reply with: your www.twitter.com/______ url or "stop being a creep, wondergrrl!, and go make real friends who don't live on teh internets!"
*(this will not take the party up a notch, but it will distract you long enough for godsauce and Kenny Powers spike the punch and throw a video pizza in the dvd player!)
Score = 0
Sounds like fun/creepy or whatever. Ok monsters, break free of these ties and let the wild rumpus begin! www.twitter.com/mjwalrus
Score = 2
I'm down.
twitter.com/shesdarnsilly
Score = 1
www.twitter.com/cdeezey
I just updated for the first time in like 2 months. I'm still bummed that Robin Pecknold cancelled his account. :(
Score = 2
The Curious Case of Someone Who Reminds Me an Awful Lot of Forrest Gump
Score = 2
Monty Python's Life Of Jesus.
http://twitter.com/lakonislate but it's half in Dutch and never updated. I just want to align myself with the right side for when the final web 2.0 battle starts.
Score = -4
Paul Blart Mall Cop
Score = -1
Fuck all this twitter username nonsense. We've got bigger fish to fry. Like finding out where Gabe hid Lindsay's body...
Score = 2
He probably cooked her into a True Blood souffle and served it up to his mind-slaves! That's right, Gabe is a MAENAD!! (who is also an excellent cook)
Score = 1
I don't recognize this user, but THIS IS WONDERGRRL! !!! I wish I knew this IndieClox better so we could have fun with these little name switches! I just hope I get da cake eatur next!
Score = 1
Aliens are treated like Black people in South Africa.
Score = -1
Signs that M. Night Shyamalan is the worst
Score = 0
I rarely update (though maybe this will give me reason to do so), and I'm new (to commenting at least) here, so I don' tknow what the interest will be really, but --
http://twitter.com/Radi0Waves
Score = -1
District 9 is a Metaphor.
Score = 0
Nick and Norah's Stereogum Playlist
Score = 0
I'm serious, I'm not playing patriot games with you anymore. GET OFF MY FAMILY!
Score = 0
You Will Be Bored
Score = 0
Baby Jane Happened to Baby Jane.
Score = 7
Ed Wood never have been permitted to make a movie if he'd been born in the 70's or later.
Score = 0