Best New Party Game 5
These are getting easier and easier, at least as long as Twitter is involved. At some point one hopes/imagines that a non-Twitter-based Best New Party Game will come along that is a little more challenging. Ew, what am I even talking about? A Best New Party Game is about having fun. Challenging? Apparently I'm the dude at the party who's like "I don't want to play Charades. Don't you have a copy of Revolution: The Dutch Revolt 1568-1648 that we could play?" And everyone is like "We called you a cab." You know, parties.
Anyway, this one is easy, like I said. The Twitter hash mark is #1stdraftmovielines. You get it. I'll go first:
"I am feeling very frustrated with the snake situation on this otherwise normal aircraft."
"I would also like to have an orgasm like she is having."
"Why so humorless?"
"Aren't you guys entertained? AREN'T YOU GUYS ENTERTAINED?"
"I...ENJOY...A LITTLE BIT...OF YOUR....FLOAT."
Mega points. In your face.
Your turn.
Posted by Gabe at 12:15 PM in Best New Party Game
Tags: Best New Party Game
TODAY, we celebrate this no LONGER AS AN AMERICAN HOLIDAY. TODAY the world celebrates OUR LABOR DAY!
From LABOR DAY: the film, by ROLAND Emmerich.
Score = 9
"Would someone please help me quit smoking?"
Score = 4
...from the Dana Carvey classic, The Mask.
Score = -3
Who keeps their eyes open for The Watchmen?
Score = 9
I SIP YOUR MILKSHAKE.
Score = -2
whoops, I guess Gabe already covered this territory. my bad. how's this:
"What's the most you ever wagered on a game of paper, rock, scissors?" -Anton Chigurh
Score = 12
I'm becoming too advanced in age to engage in this behavior.
Score = 81
"If you act in your usual offbeat manner in our presence, you reveal your revolver in this bowling establishment, I'll take it away from you, place it in your anal canal and dispense every bullet from the clip."
Score = 4
revolvers don't have clips. Just sayin.
Score = 1
Yippidee Doo Dah, Motherfucker.
Score = 83
"This boat's not big enough" -Jaws
Score = 57
Could you please say hello to my small buddy?
Score = 21
Welcome to scenic Sparta.
Score = 36
Did you observe the consequences of accosting an unfamiliar person's rectum?
Score = 17
"You're not wrong, Walter, you're just really getting on my nerves right now."
Score = -1
"See you soon" -The Terminator
Score = 82
"brb"
Score = 65
And suddenly as I lie on my deathbed I think of my childhood sled, "Rosebud".
Score = 49
"I'll come back in a little while"
"Are you speaking to me?"
"SHOW ME THE DOLLAR BILLS!"
Score = 10
"Guess how much I paid for these Amsterdam Mcnuggets" -Pulp Fiction
Score = 14
Rule numero uno--Please don't talk about Fight Club. Number two--seriously you guys, please don't talk about Fight Club.
Score = 52
"The only way is to hack your own brain."
...wait
Score = 8
Do not think about nor try to amend this situation, Jake. The powerfully corrupt community members of Chinatown will thwart you.
Score = 23
Forget it Jake, it's this neighborhood
Score = 48
"My father's daughter! My own daughter! ... My father raped me and she is our child!"
Score = 11
"I am quite upset, and I intend to alter my behavior accordingly!"
Score = 13
" 'Honest to God?' BORING! A teenager would never say that!"
-Diablo Cody
Score = 25
"Go ahead, make my afternoon more pleasent."
Score = 20
" 'Honest to God?' BORING! A teenager would never say that!"
-Diablo Cody
Score = -4
gaaahhh I think this is the first time this has ever happened to me. I feel irrational shame.
Score = 26
"Roads? We are going to fly this car in the sky because of the future."
Score = 122
"I'M THE EMPEROR OF THE PLANET!"
"I have the desire-THE DESIRE TO MOVE FAST!"
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to get me to have sex with you. Aren't you?"
Score = 28
Okay guys, I don't think you're supposed to just reword the lines, you're supposed to make them more polite or something. GET IT RIGHT OR PAY THE PRICE.
Score = -28
Sorry, I'll try and do better. Promise.
Score = 1
I think the idea is to make them less catchy, not necessarily more polite. Josh's are good!
Score = 21
exactly, hence the "1stdrafts"-- josh's work :)
Score = 4
Ah, well, sorry. I'm not here to make friends. Also no one got my salute your shorts reference so double :( for me.
Score = 5
i got your salute your shorts reference. so wipe that frown off your face.
Score = 3
Or: twist that malcontent facial expression around to the opposite, more positive position.
Score = 24
This thing came apart.
Score = 2
are you addressing me?
Score = 22
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're a very viable option and definitely my first choice."
Score = 45
"There's no place like Kansas"
Score = 32
"I made him an offer he would never not accept."
Score = 24
Life's like a box of chocolates, because I can't see through chocolate and I also can't see the future.
Score = 65
"I do not think the outcome of this will be desirable." - Star Wars
"I feel like a monarch who reigns over the entire planet!" - Titanic
And this one doesn't really follow the rules, but still:
"I'm cuckoo..."
"...for Cocoa Puffs." - Kill Bill Vol. 1
Score = 0
"Assure me that there will be a lot of cash on display!"
Score = 2
"Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo!"
Score = 17
"Go Ninja Turtle, Go Ninja Turtle, Go!"
Score = 8
"E.T. Twitter home"
Score = -11
: ( : ( : (
Score = 8
#CharltonHeston1stdrafts:
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times, 'I don't like being touched.' So look here monkeys, hands off!" -Planet of the Apes
"Does this taste like people to you?" -Soylent Green
"Look Egyptian king guy, the rest of the Jews and I want outta here!" -Ten Commandments
Score = 37
"Megatron is trying to extract information stored in my head. Egad!"
Score = -1
when I was six I looked into the sun because my mother had told me not to do that when I had tried to do it before.
Score = 3
"I do not have a tumor!"
Score = 11
"Frankly my dear, i'm not particularly interested."
"Snakes. I can't believe that it's snakes."
"Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... then somebody didn't know i was SPIDERMAN"
Score = 9
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
Score = -12
Don't remember it!
Score = 1
I only have one query for you: do you feel fortunate?
Score = 11
"We're going to need a bigger boat! ...You know, because.... that shark. That shark is a really big shark. Too big for this small boat."
Score = 15
"This is a terrible place to stop! I saw a whole bunch of bats just a moment ago!"
Score = 16
Forget it, Jake. It's the section of Los Angeles that is too corrupt to change in any way.
Are you speaking to me? I mean, I'm the only other person here, so I, naturally, assume you are speaking to me.
I consume your egg cream soda! I consume it all into my stomach!
You know how to snap, don't you Steve? You just press your middle finger against your thumb until it hits your palm.
Score = -1
Forget it, Jake, it's a section of an urban area with a large number of Chinese residents, usually outside of Greater China. Chinatowns are present throughout the world, including those in East Asia, Southeast Asia, North America, South America, Australasia, and Europe.
In the past, crowded Chinatowns in urban areas were seen as places of cultural insularity. Nowadays, many old and new Chinatowns are considered significant centers of commercialism and tourism. Some of them also serve, to varying degrees, as centers of multiculturalism.
Score = 11
"May the midichlorians thrive within you"
"Luke, I got the paternity results back, you're not gonna believe this"
"Play 'As Time Goes By', Sam"
Score = 20
Funny story, "Play 'As Time Goes By' Sam" is actually the line that's said in the movie. "Play it again, Sam" isn't actually in the movie. It's just the way people remembered it. A lot of quotations that sink into the cultural consciousness are actually misquotes, for some reason.
(Sorry, I know this isn't movietriviagum.com.)
Score = 14
that's awesome, i didn't realize he actually said that. i knew "Play it again, Sam" was wrong, but i thought the line was "Play it, Sam". thank you for the correction, i'm a fan of movietriviagum. in order to avoid future embarrassment, i will never ask sam to play anything.
Score = 5
Hey, would you happen to have a cigarette rolled with marijauna?
I do enjoy females with deep orange-red through burnt orange to bright copper colored hair.
-Wooderson
Score = 8
That's what I enjoy about females in high school, chum: my age increases, while their age remains at a set position.
Score = 7
"I understand, but these can go louder than 10."
Score = 37
"Yes, I think capital punishment is suitable for these gentlemen, and I hope they'll get their come-up-ins in the afterlife!"
Score = 7
I'm going to supe it up!
Score = -4
"No more rhyming now, I ask you."
"Anybody want a cashew?"
Score = 41
you are good.
Score = 5
fuckk, i wish i could give this twelve more thumbs-ups.
Score = 0
I'm going to make him a reasonable offer.
Score = 6
Luke... I had sexual intercourse with your mother.
Score = 41
actually....
luke... ummm... there come's a time in a mans life when.... ummm... when a man's loves a woman very much... well.... ummm
Score = -1
"To the outer reaches of the galaxy, and continuing past that!"
Score = 11
Are you familiar with the action known as 'whistling', Steve? The instructions are as follows: purse your lips and exhale air through them.
Score = 10
Are you ready for the truth? I don't think you are. I would wait.
Score = 55
"Yeah, about that Code Red on Pvt. Santiago, not sure you REALLY want to know the answer on that one."
Score = 8
We can always think about our time together in Paris.
Score = 12
"You want the truth? I feel that you don't have the mental capacity to full understand the truth!"
Score = -3
Do you smell that coagulant, son? It smells great first thing in the morning!
Score = 7
"You want the truth? I feel that you don't have the mental capacity to fully understand the truth!"
Score = -4
Eat up, Spartans, because tonight pretty much everything but the Chinese restaurants are probably going to be closed.
Score = 3
Were you to build a baseball diamond, it would be likely that people would attend games.
Score = 37
"This is OUR Arbor Day!" - Bill Pullman
Score = -2
"I am so busy that I just can't fit bleeding anywhere on my schedule." - Predator.
Score = 5
I'm sorry Private Lawrence, but I don't allow jelly donuts in my barracks.
Score = 3
"They call me Mr. Tibbs! But you can call me Virgil."
Score = 2
"Heeeeeeeeere's me with an axe!"
Score = 71
It's me! Jonny!
Score = 4
"Luke, I am the man who slept with your mother in order to create you."
Score = -4
"I think we're related somehow, Luke" -- star wars
"Very good. Excellent work." -- borat
Score = 6
You wouldn't happen to know the address of the place where those unique baubles he has come from, do you?
Score = 1
Endless hours at the office sacrificing adequate time to pursue enjoyable hobbies ultimately limit one's ability to mingle successfully in social situations.
Score = 6
The best entertainment Satan ever provided was making the world think I wasn't him. And just like blowing gently into my fingers, he was not there.
Score = 1
"If you build a baseball diamond, people will then come out to see baseball games."
Score = 7
"Toto, I don't recognize any of these landmarks."
Score = 27
I'm gonna to negotiate an offer thats mutually beneficial to both parties
Score = 1
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they don't."
"Hey, don't knock jerkin off. I love myself."
"Of all the animals, snakes are the worst"
Score = 4
Hello Adrian.
Score = 6
"There is one less than five of us here, in Nevada, and we are mammals not unlike foxes, searching for seductive dancers and mood-altering substances much like one might find in soda pops or esspresso." -The Hangover
Score = 5
"I'll see you in hell, William Munney" "No. You won't." -Unforgiven
"there's nothing in the rulebooks that says a dog can't play basketball and have adorable puppies that play soccer. I challenge you to find that rule." -Air Bud
Score = 5
"Johnathon has arrived!"
"I feel fondness towards that illumination device"
Score = -1
"Don't hit me with your car, I'm trying to walk across the street here!"
Score = 8
Would you be so kind as to return my wallet? It's the one that's emboridered with "Well-Mannered Gentleman."
Score = 9
I'm totally going to get a wallet that has "Well mannered gentleman" embroidered on it now.
Score = 5
"Your knife isn't very big. Look how at how big mine is! I would even say that your knife isn't a real knife."
Score = 20
You want the truth? I'm warning you, its a real doozy!
Score = 9
"Luke I'm your biological parent!"
Score = -2
"Can you feel my penis tonight?" -The Lioin King
Score = -11
Princess Bride revisions:
"Improbable"
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I'm gonna kill you"
"Whatever you want"
Score = 10
"I love the smell of the thickener used to coagulate gasoline into a gelatin for military uses in the morning. It smells like, success in battle against insurmountable odds."
Score = 7
Da 92+ comments means all da videogummers are smarts and funnys! i'll try!
"I'm really Spartacus, you guys"
look, i even put da 'you guys' dat da gabe and lindsay (R.I.P.) put in everyting dey write!
Score = -36
We called you a cab.
Score = 63
"Hey, yikes!"
Midnight Cowboy
Score = 3
Just a completely superfluous bottle of cough syrup.
Score = 1
THANK YOU for giving me the name of my new shoegaze band.
Score = 2
Coffee is for those who make a successful real estate transaction.
My watch cost more than your watch.
Score = 4
"Please moisturize your skin!"
Score = 13
"One time...at a retreat for the school marching band....I masturbated with a wind instrument."
Score = 7
This mortal coil is similar to a collection of confectionary made from cocoa, fat and sugar.
Score = 0
I'm a petroleum man.
Score = 0
He's too homosexual to operate.
Score = 18
"Baseball is not about crying"
"My surname is Bond. My full name is James Bond."
"To be honest with you, honey, I don't give a care"
"You know what goes human liver? Fava beans and a nice chianti"
"Houston, we're gonna need a bigger spaceship."
Score = 31
"I swear to god, HAL. If you don't open the pod bay doors, I am turning this ship around."
Score = 11
"You are causing me to feel much emotional turmoil, Lisa!"
Score = 25
Or rather, "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"
That whole movie was first draft.
Score = 15
Please do not concern yourself about it!
Score = 0
"I got the results of the test back, it would appear that I have a lump in my breast."
Score = -1
"Houston, we're totally freaking out up here man, everything's fucked!"
Score = 25
"Hey mister, where did I park my auto?"
Score = 3
"Vodka martini - shaken, not stirred. On second thought, I'm driving. I'll just have a soda."
Score = 10
There is always The Room Sequel Game
http://knowledgementco.wordpress.com/2009/06/13/the-room-sequel-game/
Score = 0
How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you have a gimpy shooting arm? Like I do.
Score = 1
Kindly, may you please return my stapler.
Score = 2
"Pace yourself Forest, pace yourself!"
Score = 24
One time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my pussy.
Score = -4
"Frankly, my dear, I am just not particularly interested in what you have to say at this moment in time."
"Here I am, looking at you, kid."
Score = 5
There are so many bars everywhere! I wonder why she chose to come to mine?
-Casablanca
Score = 13
"Of all the nightclubs that exist in the universe, she walks into the one that I own and run."
"Louis, I think this is the start of a nice amiable relationship."
Score = -5
"It contains grapes, you know how you really enjoy grapes!?!"
Score = 0
Please pay me the $2.00 you owe for delivery of the newspaper.
Score = 9
"Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was falling off the Empire State Building what killed the Beast."
Score = 12
"Nobody puts Baby in the section of the room where the walls intersect!"
Score = 2
I...WILL...MAKE BILL...NOT LIVE ANYMORE
Score = 1
"Frankly my dear, I'm beginning to emotionally detach myself from the situation.
Score = 2
Thomas, you'd better go back to your house right now and get the box in which you keep your shoe-shining equipment.
Score = 0
"You engage in intercourse in a satisfactory manner."
(Showgirls)
Score = -1
excuse me, but how did this doll get burned? i really must insist you tell me how this got burned... for the last time, please explain to me how this doll got burned!
Score = 4
Excuse, but could you explain to me how this doll got burned? Please, ma'am, if you wouldnt mind offering an explanation on how this got burned... I really must insist that you tell me how this got burned!
Score = -2
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/02/15/happening-trailer-wahlberg.jpg
THE FLORALS ARE QUITE UNHAPPY
Score = 0
"Humanity is inherently terrible, humanity is inherently terrible."
alternatively, "Scary, really scary"
Score = 1
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/02/15/happening-trailer-wahlberg.jpg
Score = -2
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/02/15/happening-trailer-wahlberg.jpg
Score = -3
Badges? We do not have badges! We do not require badges! I am not obligated to show you any badges.
Score = 13
I'm on the front of a boat, Jack! I'm on the front of a boat!
Score = 24
I have a desire...a desire to go quite fast.
Score = -2
"Luke, your mother has invited me to be on the Maury Povich show."
Score = 7
"Yo Andrea!"
"My fucking name is Adrian, is that your speech impediment? Are your brains so rattled that you can't remember my fucking name? I'm not sure this relationship can withstand five more phases of your boxing career."
"Yo, sorry. What is it again? Allison? Yo."
"Did you get Carl Weathers' phone number while you were fighting?"
Score = -5
I wish I knew of a way to stop having homosexual relations with you.
Score = 31
Being in love basically means you don't ever really have to apologize.
Score = 12
I'm assuming Zed was murdered, baby. Murdered by Marcellus Wallace, whom Zed sodomized violently.
Score = 6
I'm sorry. Was that comment directed at me? We're you directing your comment toward me? I'm not really sure if that could have been directed toward anyone besides me. I am the only other person here. Just exactly who are you trying to communicate with here?
Score = -2
This is what happens when you really inconvenience somebody you don't know.
Score = 3
"You have chosen.....a cup that is not the cup that was used by Jesus."
Score = 5
"Here is the host of NBC's "TheTonight Show'!"
Score = 8
And that is the manner in which Regina George met her demise. Nay, I jest! She was, however, injured most grievously.
Score = 4
Yeah, I don't think I did that right. : (
Trying again:
"I'd rather be at home! I'd rather be at home! I'd rather be at home!"
Score = 4
"Have you and Lucifer ever executed coreographed movements in the dim glow of Earth's natural satellite?"
Score = 2
Please tell the team to earn a victory on behalf of me, George Gip.
Steve, do you know how to whistle? Just expell air through your pursed lips, using your mouth as a resonant chamber.
Hey guys, chill out, this room's for planning police actions.
Score = 0
Surely you can;t be serious
I am...and don't call me Leslie
Score = -2
I'm going to make him a really, really good offer. Like, so good, he can't refuse it.
Score = -2
You know, napalm smells pretty good when you're waking up.
Score = 1
You know, I've got this scoop about the contents of Soylent Green that you'd never believe!
Score = -2
I'm not very happy with this situation, and I'm will not continue to let it happen.
Score = 4
"I'm going to extend to you an option for a course of action. I will further make it evident to you how imperative it is that you choose this course of action. You will agee because of this imperative. It is not possible to do otherwise."
"Veracity is something that you are unable to stomach."
"Greet my small companion that is actually a machine gun."
"I will return shortly, probably in a stolen car that I will drive into your desk and crush you with"
"yippee kai yay, man who repeadly committs maternal incest. "
Score = -3
165 comments makes me just scroll through and see which ones everyone else already up voted. :( sorry everyone else
Score = 9
"This goes to eleven"
"Why wouldn’t you just have 10 be the top number, and make that a little louder?"
"You know what, you're right. That would've made sense too."
Score = 3
"I drink your milkshake! Unless it's strawberry"
Score = -7
"I drink your milkshake! Unless it's strawberry"
Score = -13
"I drink your milkshake, unless it's strawberry! Or mint."
Score = -18
I think you've had enough of my milkshake now.
Score = 36
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that the contrast of the dark chocolate and the cherries was heaven.
Score = 8
"Mr. Demille, I believe I am prepared for you to zoom the lense of the camera closer to my face."
Score = 9
For the love of God, please use wooden or padded hangers when putting away your clothes!
Score = 17
"Can I use your telephone? I need to phone home." - ET
Score = 4
I can't quit having gay sex with you.
Score = 3
You ever dance with the devil in the broad daylight?
Score = -1
This shit is pretty simple, a child can figure it out, my darling Watson.
Score = 3
Funny? What do you mean I'm funny? Funny like a stand up comedian?
Score = 1
"My services were not even required at this location, on this date!"
Score = 3
I just found out my girlfriend really likes to give fellatio!
Score = 2
You may be capable of handling the truth but probably not!
Score = 1
"this is all your fault, Fredo"
Score = 0
The Lord, our Savior, intervened and changed the flight path of that projectile!
Score = 0
"I'm gonna make him an offer he's probably not going to say no to."
"Houston, we have a malfunction in the spaceship we're flying in."
"Snakes. I've got a really serious phobia of snakes."
"Momma always said life is like a box of Nerds."
"Go get your box of shoe shining tools, Johnny! Go get your box of shoe shining tools!"
"Luke, I don't know if you've figured this out yet but we're related."
"LEAVEN-WORTH! LEAVEN-WORTH!"
"I wish I knew how to stop having gay sex on camping trips with you."
"GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!"
Score = -6
We have to return to the island we got lost on, Kate. We have to return to it!
Score = 3
"A rose would smell pretty similar if you called it something that isn't a rose"
"You know how to whistle, don't you? It's like queefing with your mouth"
"There are two types of men in this world, those who have a gun, and those who dig. Now hold my gun while I dig."
Score = -1
Young miss? Hi, I'm a policeman. I'm actually in a hurry, so I'm sorry to press you so, but I find this to be an urgent situation. As you can see, I have a small doll in my hands. The peculiar thing about this doll is, uh, you see, it's a bit burned. I'm not sure how this damage occurred. So, uh, this is what I am asking you about. Would you, by any chance, know how this doll I have received its particular fire damage? Again, I'm sorry for the urgency with which I request your answer, but I really am in a hurry. Thanks a bunch!
Score = 3
Pardon my ignorance, but someone want to tell me what this burned doll movie is?
Score = 0
The Wicker Man - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
Score = 1
"I'll never loosen my grip on your hand and let you sink to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, Jack! I'll never loosen my grip on your hand and let you sink to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean!"
Score = 3
"I cant do that, dane cook"
Score = 0
"You are a halve of me."
"Here, take my headphones and listen to this song. I don't know that it will cange your life, but it's really pretty good."
Score = 3
That is not a moon, that is a space craft.
Score = 0
"What are you going to do today Napoleon?"
"Whatever the fuck I wanna do, goddammit!"
Score = 3
you know that time we initially engaged, I felt attracted to you fairly instantly. I can't remember what you said it was a relatively standard greeting, though.
Jerry Maguire.
Score = -2
"When you've got to take a doodie when a T-Rex is hunting you, you've got to take a doodie when a T-Rex is after you." -Dr. Ian Macolm
Score = -1
"When you've got to take a doodie when a T-Rex is hunting you, you've got to take a doodie when a T-Rex is after you." -Dr. Ian Macolm
Score = -4
"Rub the wax on with one hand and then wipe it off with the other."
"Never let the beams intersect."
"You're ending my life smalls.'
Score = 5
'what we have here are some problems understanding each other.'
also,
'this is my rifle, this is my gun... this is for fighting, and this is for fighting, too.' and
'i will gouge out your eyes, and then you won't be able to see anymore
Score = 0
PLEASE BE QUIET DONNY!!
Score = 0
8:24 PM. spooky.
Score = 1
"Did we just become closer friends?"
Score = 1
"Immediately refrain from speaking, Donny."
"This is what happens when you sodomize a person you do not know."
"I don't like your masturbation name. I don't like your masturbation face. I don't like your masturbation behavior, and I don't like you, masturbator."
Score = 1
"My Other Foot"
Score = 1
"The review for "Shark Sandwich" was a really short review which simply read "Not A Very Tasty Sandwich".
Score = 6
[Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet."]
Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: Your tattoo spells the word "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: Your tattoo spells the word "Dude!"
CUT!!
Score = 11
The truth would both shock and confuse you, and honestly, I'd advise against telling you it.
Score = -1
The truth would both shock and confuse you, and honestly, I'd advise against telling you it.
Score = -4
sand people are afraid of things, but they'll come back with more of their friends.
Score = 1
Frankly, My dear, I dgaf
Score = 1
"I love my son, despite the fact he is a deceased homosexual."
"In the direction we are headed, roads would just be useless."
"You make me less of an incomplete person."
Score = -2
this stuff just got more realistic
Score = 3
what is that thing in the box.
Score = -2
"These magic mushrooms taste like magic mushrooms." -Supertroopers
Score = 4
"quickly get yourself to the helicopter."
Score = 1
"Snakes? Of all the reptilian guardians of ancient Christian treasures buried beneath the sand, why did said reptilian guardians have to be snakes?"
"Lots of long time baseball fans looking to reminisce about their childhood are going to travel to your farm/baseball field, Ray."
Score = 1
"This is not a story about love, it's a story about defaming the Smiths."
Score = 3
"So It's fortunate that the Lama said that. Don't you agree?"
Score = 0
Pardon me, but Johnny is here.
Score = 0
YOU'RE IN SPARTA!!!
Score = 0
All work and no leisure time makes Jack a very boring manchild.
Score = 0
We are the knights who say nonsense words!
Score = 0
I'm angry. I will return home now and masticate my pillow!
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"i am not an elephant!"
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Would you care to assist me Obi Wan Kenobi? Considering you're my only hope to get off of this desolate, planet sized death ray.
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No one shall be left out of the impending sexual intercourse!
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I kill you." - Jules Winnfield.
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Hi friends! I was under the impression we were celebrating! Let us rhythmically gyrate!
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Ghost Busters are the people who you are going to call!
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"look what you did now, Kevin"
"oh no, i'm afraid because my family appears to have disapeared"
"owch, this after shave sure does sting my young cheeks"
"yikes, that neighbor guy that Spike told me cut up his family with a shovel sure is scary"
"sliding on the ice to escape from a cop that is chasing me because i stole a toothbrush sure is fun"
"KEVIN! is still at home, we should try to return to the greater Chicago area from France as soon as possible"
"keep the change, business associate"
-Hpme Alone
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"Please be quiet, Donny!"
"A while ago, in a galaxy that's somewhere over there, I think."
"Get away from her, you b-word!"
"Mrs. Robinson are you, by any chance, trying to get sexy with me?"
"I'm pretty angry, and I don't know about you, but I don't plan on continuing to take it!
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"I said, did you happen to notice a sign on my lawn that said 'Depository for Deceased African Americans'?"
"Am I responsible for that recent debacle?"
"YOU....SHALL NOT...GO BEYOND THIS POINT!!!"
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Please, cease terrorizing this young, grimy orphan I discovered in this devastated space colony, you female jerk!
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Get your tiny fins off of me, you damned dirty sea monkey.
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"Always wager on African American." -Passenger 57
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I believe that the Vietnamese Soldiers do not enjoy surfing as much as we do.
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"You finish me." - Jerry Maguire
"I was willing to be with you at the beginning of the sentence." Jerry Maguire
"Johnny is in the vicinity!" -The Shining
"The people I see are unalive." - The Sixth Sens
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Tonight we dine in a quaint little bed & breakfast.
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