Best New Party Game 4
Late yesterday afternoon, a Best New Party Game took over Twitter! Finally, a Best New Party Game that even your mom can play! (Because of how your mom is such a Twitterhead.) The rules to this one are so simple that it barely even requires any explanation. Each entry was tagged with #nicerfilmtitles. That's just about it. Nicer Film Titles. Game on. Here are some entries from Videogum Superfriends:
My turn:
The Good, the Good, and the Good
Life Continuer 2: Decision Day
V Is for Very Serious Conversation About Our Ideological Differences
Happy Max: The Road Lover
This might be the dumbest game yet!
Posted by Gabe at 10:00 AM in Best New Party Game
Tags: Best New Party Game | Twitter
There's Something About An American Patriot
Score = -50
No. That is not how you do this, stop it.
Score = 41
GOD dude, what is your deal?
Score = 2
i don't know, i thought it was pretty funny.
Score = -14
American Patriot X, maybe.
Score = 6
Walk Lola Walk
The Empire Strikes a fair Deal
28 Days Before
Score = 22
Debbie Visits the Many Historical Landmarks of Dallas
The Squid and Fudgie the Whale
Schindler's Shopping List
Best Friends on a Train
The Appropriately Dressed City
United 94: Safe landing in Philadelphia
Score = 34
There May Be Minor Contusions (But On The Bright Side, Look How Much Oil!)
Score = 47
Apocalypse Never
The Deer Hugger
Die Peacefully
Tidy Dancing
There will be Cake
Score = 37
Apocalypse Soon?
Score = 2
A confrontation between opposing groups in which each attempts to harm or gain power over the other, as with bodily force Club
Score = 13
Book Club
Score = 58
John Tucker Must Be Taught a Lesson About Respecting Women
A Country for Elderly Men and Women and the Young and Middle-aged Too
Score = 126
+1
Score = 0
Clean Harry
Happiness and Loving in Las Vegas
Found and Translated
Score = 12
How about, "Completley Understood", instead?
Score = 0
A Country for Old Men
Respectful Disagreement Club
There Shouldn't Be Blood
Score = -12
you're too fast for me, internet
Score = 5
Love in the Time of Love
12 Delightful Men
Score = 10
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Broach He Bought For His Wife For Their Anniversary
Star Wars: Attack of the Puppies and Kittens
I'll have more. Last night my brother and I were playing a similar game of making everything about abortion (The Godfather 4: Not a Godfather for Very Long, my personal favorite) so I just need to switch gears and I'll have some good'uns
Score = 16
I'm pretty sure the GOP knows that game, too.
Ha! Topical!
Sorry.
Score = 9
500 Days of Summer.
Score = 57
Pay a Nice Visit to Bill.
Score = 13
American History There's Something About Virginia Woolf
The Grapes of Deliciousness
Score = -2
Stupid fucking tubes and wires...
It was supposed to say American History (Heart) and then There's Something About Virginia Woolf...
Score = 8
The Grapes of Deliciousness is funny. I applaud you for that.
Score = -1
Tickle Buzzed Love
Eight Men Who Can Return to Baseball If They Are Truly Sorry
Score = 12
The Day After We Had a Great Party.
Mister Friendly.
Score = 1
Star What Is It Good For, Absolutely Nothings
So :/ about this one. Sorry.
Score = 9
Surprisingly Friendly Dead
Army of Kittens
Score = 3
The Fast and the Jubilant.
Score = 12
Plastic Butter Knife I, II, III, IV and V.
Score = 22
License to Use Moderate Force If Necessary
Score = 17
A History of Watergun Fights
The Texas Chainsaw Juggling Contest
The Color Nigger
Score = -69
tone deaf, much?
Score = 13
I just couldn't find a word that rhymed with purple.
Score = -14
I hear ya. I know when I'm at a loss for words, I just start spouting racial slurs. It's even harder when you have to rhyme, because that's totally the point of this game.
Score = 19
lolololol! da "dat one" is waaaay cooler and smrter dan yooo dopeboyfreshj! dat one knows dat da racisms is bad! yoose gota feel bads cause da dat one put yoose in your placej! gud ting dat dat one is here tooo tells us abot whys da racaisms is soo bad. gobama! lololololololol!!!
Score = -19
Keep on living that dream, fatmanj. The world needs to know...
Score = 6
Star Friendly Games
Nice and Chatty Taxi Driver
Kinda Ticked Off Bull
The Deer Whisperer
Score = 4
Intolerable Generosity
A Time to Give Hugs
Score = 4
Apollo 11
Score = 97
This may be my favorite so far.
Score = 2
Yeah, this is really amazing.
Score = 0
Dial D for an Amicable Divorce Instead
Score = 21
Dial M for My Goodly Wife
Score = 0
Die Softly at a ripe old age surrounded by friends and family
Score = 8
Book Club
Score = -11
Twelve Lovely Men
Score = -3
12 Men With Slight Grievances
Score = 8
minifigs, take note- this is how you do it! Not opposite, just toned down to boringness. This has been THE RULES.
Score = 5
The Angels Wear Prada
He's Totally Into You
My Healthy Valentine - 3D
Taken (and Promptly Returned)
Score = 26
cocoon
Score = -2
Cavernous Esophagus
Score = -4
Infinite Chance Harvey
Coyote Aesthetically Challenged
Score = 9
Ichi the Life Lover.
Score = 0
Unkind Girls
Score = 4
Supergood
Ten Things I Really Like About You
Score = 2
once again. this isn't about oppisites
if your not FOR us you are AGAINST us
Score = 0
Not Psycho
Score = 0
Sane
Score = 1
Bicycle-Sharing Programs
Winsome Jim
Score = 0
Hygienic Harry
The Day The Earth Continued On It's Regular Orbit
Maybe He Just Hasn't Had a Chance to Call You Back Yet
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Historically Significant Artifacts
Score = 18
Nicotine Gum Chewin' Aces
Live Free or Gently Terminate One's Own Existence
Score = 0
The Last Zach Braff Film
Score = 46
A History of High Fives
Score = 5
Transformers: revenge of those who have fell down but will potentialy be able to get back up provided that they have proper assistance
Score = 0
Hug Bill
Home with a Responsible Gaurdian
Cuddling and the City
Don't Tell Mom The Baby Sitter Let Us Have a Snack Before Dinner
Score = 7
Se7en E11even
American Psychoanalyst
To Feed A Mockingbird
Score = 32
Paul Blart: Protector of Sbarros
Score = 13
12 Not-Angry-At-All Men
Hedwig and the Really-Quite-Pleasant Itch
I am Completely Head-over-Heels for and Want to Have Babies with Huckabee's
Score = -13
Man, I thought I had this thing in the bag with the Huckabee's line. You guys are bringing my love down.
Score = -6
Trusted Emissary of the State
Little Shop of Pleasantries
White Men Can Jump Just as Well and as High as Anyone Else
Score = 24
A Year and 135 Days with a Girl Named Summer
Score = -3
Oh dangit. I screw'd up.
Score = -4
Peace & Peace
Score = 14
Octovagina
Score = 7
You know, Octopussy? The James Bond Movie. Oh well, I thought it was funny.
Score = 2
There Will Be Enough Oil To Share The Wealth
The Friend Hug of the Spiderwoman
Score = 2
Romeo Must Stop It
Score = 13
Mark Left On The Skin After A Wound Has Healed Face.
Score = 10
The Bicycle Returner
Comfy Wool Jacket
O Brother, It's So Good To See You!
Fully Clothed Lunch
Y Tu Mama Tambien Cocina
Aguirre, the Smile of God
Dr. Normallove or: How I Learned to Stay Positive and Love World Peace
Kind Lieutenant
Paul Blart: the Movie That Does Not Exist
Score = 24
Pleasant Old Men
Pride and Preferences
Live Well
Live Well 2: Live Better
Live Well Without Dwelling Upon Those That Have Wronged You
Live Free and Live Well
Who's Assisting Gilbert Grape?
The Well Groomed Dog
Herbie: The Appropriately Touching Bug
Boat Enthusiasts of the Caribbean
Score = 12
Nocturnal Emission on Elm Street III: Dream Warriors
Score = 4
Courage and Love in Las Vegas
Score = 1
Nonchalantly Finding Susan
Girl, calmly expecting an occurrence and being pleased when it happens.
Certainty
economically disadvantaged millionaire
The run of the mill medical case of Benjamin button
Score = 2
Drag Me To Caketown.
Score = 14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caaQ4VT9GY8
Score = 0
lord of the butterflies
Sweeny Todd: The reliable and skilled barber of Fleet Street
Score = 12
the disagreeable physical aftereffects of drunkenness, such as a headache or stomach disorder, usually felt several hours after cessation of drinking
Score = 0
American Murals
Reservoir Puppies
I Am Trying To Repair Your Heart (The Movie)
Score = 5
When A Stranger Calls, He Will Tell You You've Won A Prize!
Score = 7
A Convenient Truth
Score = 7
The Empire Turns the Other Cheek
The Third Man Saved Harry Lime
Not Sicko, Quite Healthy Actually
Staying in Las Vegas Forever Because I Love It
Daytime Cowboy
Score = 1
Baby Jane is Right Here!
Score = 8
Meet The Family Played By Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman, and Barbra Streisand
Intellectually Challenged and Slightly More Intellectually Challenged
How To Tell A Potential Male Mate That You're Not Right For Each Other In 10 Days
The 40 Year-Old Man Who Happens To Not Be Married Yet
Score = 0
Saturday Night Case of Unfortunate Hemmorhoids
Vespa Driver
The Extremely Fucking Loud Lambs
All Right Burger
The Certainty of Nuns
My Huge Ass Pony
Poor Indians Who Want to Be Millionaires, But Never Will
Score = -3
ReallyMeanFellas
Vespa Driver
Saturday Night Case of Unfortunate Hemmorhoids
The Extremely Fucking Loud Lambs
All Right Burger
The Certainty of One Hut Nun and an Older Yet Respected One
My Huge Ass Pony
Score = -2
Hea7en
Score = 7
thank you for smoking outside
Score = 8
Love and a Sense of Well-Being in Las Vegas
Score = 2
snacks on a plane
Score = 31
I Bring Flowers to and Respectfully Observe Your Grave.
The Bicycle Enthusiast
Suggest Ways in Which Bill Might Better Himself.
Plaesent Fellaows.
Score = 0
Diary of a Happy African-American Woman
Score = 4
Incarcerate Willy
Born on the 5th of July
Harold & Kumar Go to a 5-Star Eatery
Mild at Heart
When Harry Ignored Sally
17 Candles
Supper Club
Dowdy in Pink
Score = -5
A Rebel With a Cause
The Mild Bunch
Forgiven
Pulp Non-Fiction
Score = -5
Have Fun at Dinner With Andre
Score = 4
Snacks on a Plane
Score = 5
Star Diplomacy.
Score = 0
Fun With Penis and Jane
Josie and the Vaginacats
The Chronicles of Ridpenis
Score = -14
oh and Straightback Mountain
Score = -11
Vespa Driver
Saturday Night Case of Unfortunate Hemmorhoids
ReallyMeanFellas
The Extremely Fucking Loud Lambs
All Right Burger
The Certainty of One Hot Nun and an Older Yet Respected Nun
My Huge Ass Pony
Score = -7
Interview With the Goth
Cashstrapped Hill
Curve It Like Beckham
Hundred Dollar Infant
Napoleon Firecracker
The Dream Before Christmas
The Regular Length Story
Room Temperature (Heat)
Score = -5
Discuss With Bill - Vols. 1 & 2
Score = -8
Was Psycho, But In Treatment, Which Is Going Quite Well
Score = -12
Pettylarcenyball
Score = -13
A Kind Of Okay Day's Night
Score = -12
An American Dog Man In Paris
Score = -14
Say A Few Words
Score = -13
Where The Mild Things Are
Please Do The Right Thing
The Amityville Apprehension
Dawn Of The Convalescent
Good Will Preservation
The Blair Pagan Project
Edward Safetyscissorhands
How The Grinch Borrowed Christmas
Score = 12
The Buff Finishing
Score = -11
CHUDs: Cheerful Humanoid Underground Dwellers
Score = 1
300 (new best friends!)
The Friendly Conversation of the Lambs
The City of the Children Who Stay Close to Their Parents
Score = 7
Friends of the Caribbean: Happenings Concerning the Black Pearl
Harry Potter and the Long-Lost Godfather of Azkaban
The Lovely World: Jurassic Park
The Muppets Peacefully Acquire Manhattan
Aqua Teen Peckish Group Colon Movie Film for Theaters
Score = 2
I up-voted you back to zero just for the Muppets comment. Amazingness!
Score = 1
Summer of Sam, the Labrador Retriever
Blair Witch Diorama Project
My Plus-Sized Greek Wedding
Falling Down and Happily Getting Back Up
Score = 0
Indiana Jones And The Temple of a Rather Unpleasant Fate.
And with that, 'mout. Two fingaz!
Score = 1
Pull Me To Purgatory
The Bird
The Inconspicuous Guy
Dial M For Manslaughter
Children Of Women
Be Back Later With The Wind
Femme Cassidy & The Sundance Kid
8
Forgiven
Some Like It Warm
Taxi Passenger
It's An Alright Life
Assisting Private Ryan
Score = 1
To Love and Protect a Mockingbird
Very Good Things
Love and Life
Score = 1
Joyful Bull
Cruise Ship Potemkin
Forgiven
Live Hard
Score = 2
Threaten Bill
Score = 1
Supernice
Score = 0
Kill Bill While he is Happily Masturbating
Score = 24
too soon?
Score = 0
way too soon.......boo this man
Score = 0
Jesus.... in 5 hours all the good movies have already been done. WELL SCREW IT.
Love Club. The first rule of love club is love everyone. The second rule of love club is that hugs are special.
Score = 5
The (Nice) Warriors
Watchmen But Not While You're Showering
Score = 0
Sophie's Difficult But Informed Decision
Score = 22
Safety Scissorhands
The Asking Nicely for Pelham 1 2 3
Drag Me to The Mall
Score = 1
Olympic
Score = -1
Slight Impact
Score = -2
Illegal Immigrant Kane
Score = -4
Buffy the Vampire Hugger
Score = 4
The Assisting of Jesse James by the Considerate Robert Ford
Score = 9
Joyful Correspondence from Peaceful Pacific Island
Score = 0
Ah, this was fun. The ones I tweeted (sigh) yesterday were
"House of 1000 Tea Cozies"
"Schindler's Surprise Party"
"The Cruiseship Potemkin"
"Morallyvirtuousfellows"
Score = 1
polite young man with a noble cause
the man who hugged liberty valance
the guy who wasn't a jerk
kiss kiss kiss kiss
Score = 1
Fixin' 2: Solar-Powered Boogaloo
All Kinds of Wonderful
The Next to Last Starfighter
The Good News Bears
Planet of the Grapes
Guffman is Here!
Logan's Jog
Better Off In a Coma
The Breakfast Club Sandwich
Not So Badlands
Ladies & Gentlemen: The Fabulous Non-permanent Stains
Score = 6
Gabe had the perfect one in a recent post:
Paul Blart: Vampire Cop
Score = -2
I'm Gonna Git You Presents
Score = 10
Smart and Equally As Smart
Score = 2
a history of courtesy
wayne's lawn
bill and ted's pretty much okay adventure
councilman-at-large kong
Score = 0
A Time To Chill
Score = 5
The Only Lebowski
Score = -1
Tyler Perry's House of Love
Tyler Perry's Madea Goes On a Nice Vacation
Tyler Perry's The Family That eats dinner together
Tyler Perry's Why Didn't I get married sooner
Tyler Perry's: Madea's Family all fall into a horrible pit of flames and we never have to hear about any of his horrible movies ever again
Score = 0
American History, Volume X.
Score = 0
I don't get Paul F. Tompkins' one :(
Score = 0
it's the godfather. ah-duh
Mandibles
Score = 0
Awwhhh....dammit! Why isn't there a 'remove comment' option?! Oh well, just one more monument to my stupidity.
Score = 0
Nick and Norah's Playlist with a few more songs than are necessary
With Child
Attractive in Magenta
Questionable Priorities Hal
The Mildly Bitter and Long-running Disagreement
S'all i got. Do i Win?
Score = 0
Kiss Kiss Hug Hug
Well Groomed Harry
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Napping
Score = 0
Krammer & Krammer Vs. Divorce
Score = 0
Close Call But We Think You've Just Pulled a Muscle, You Have to Remember You're Not a Kid Anymore When You Do Things Like That Or You Could Seriously Injure Your Back Mountain.
Score = 3
Jurassic Museum
Score = 1
Faster, Pussycat! Kiss! Kiss!
Score = 0
Kite Club
Insult at Precinct 13
Hugsie Malone
Score = 0
The Lit-Just-Fine Knight
Apocalypse Not for a While
I Love You, Man, in a Totally Platonic Way while Also Respecting the Image of the Heterosexual Culture.
Score = 2
the neutral gray knight who's up front with everyone about everything
Score = 1
The Arrived
Score = 1
Hooraying Private Ryan
Score = 0
My Completely Normal Non-Ethnic Wedding
Girl Kindly Asked To Hold That Thought
Score = 1
also:
The Polite Inquiry After Red October
Score = 0
Little Miss Eccentric and Chubby, yet Quirky Ray of Light
I Now Pronounce You an Unfunny Fatass and a Used-To-Be-Funny Old Man
Score = 1
Manageable Anxiety Room
Score = 3
I know I'm a little late to this, but why not:
Girl, Allowed to Finish Her Sentence
Mild Anxiety Room
Pet Memorial Garden
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is No Longer With Us
Stop or My Mother Will Be Unhappy
Mars Visits
Disagreement of the Worlds
Damp, Taciturn American Summer
Schindler's Guest List
Score = 1
Die? Hardly.
Score = 1
Daydream on Elm Street
I Know Who Tickled Me
The Amityville Ice-Cream Social
Bridge Club
The Fox and the Other Fox
The Hills Have Grass, Mostly
Invasion of the Body Masseurs
The Rocky Road Picture Show
Dial M for More Information
Spoon Runner
Beauty & the Prince
Score = 1
Alice in Idaho
Score = 0
Alice in Idaho
Score = 0
Alice in Idaho
Score = 0
Alice in Idaho
Score = 0