Best New Party Game 12
Today's Best New Party Game is inspired by the Clash of the Titans teaser trailer, which reader Samir points out has a very clever tag-line!
Really? REALLY? The tag-line for Clash of the Titans is "Titans Will Clash!"?!
A++, Hollywood. Extra credit! "Show your work!"
When I was in junior high school, in the mid-1920s, my "language arts" teacher told us to make "reading" posters that promoted reading, which would then hang in the hallway. Everyone worked all week on these things, and on Friday we had to present them to the rest of the class. Good assignment! One kid, named Edward, who looked like a scarecrow and whose dad legendarily asked the teacher if he could read computer programming manuals for his book reviews, walked up to the front of the class with a folded piece of red construction paper, which he dramatically unfolded, and in giant, thin letters, written in pencil, the paper just said "READ." That is what this tag-line reminds me of, except that Edward's poster was very funny (let's just say that it was as funny as the teacher was mad) while this tag-line is just very lazy.
Anyway, you know how this goes:
- Private Ryan Will Be Saved!
- He Will Report And Also Observe!
- The Wild Things Are Here!
- Spinal Tap Is This!
It appears like the student has become the player of this game!
Posted by Gabe at 2:00 PM in Best New Party Game, Trailer
Tags: Clash Of The Titans | Gemma Arterton | Lazy | Sam Worthington
Their Faces Will Come Off
Score = 53
OR
Off Come Their Faces
Score = 0
OR Off W/Their Faces
Score = 2
The bomb will be loved by worrying being stopped after I learned how...because Dr. Strangelove.
Score = 0
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Score = 0
The Lambs Will Be Silent!
Score = 9
Redemption at Shawshank!
The Moon is New!
Score = 6
Pussycats Will Kill Faster!
Score = 8
After Today... There Will Be a Day... And After That Day... There Will Be Another Day.
Score = 55
The Rings will be Lorded!: The King will Return!
Score = 19
The towers, there's two of 'em!
Score = 19
Arizona Will Be Raised!
Score = 14
Blood Will Be There
wait...
Score = 19
There Will Be Blood: Oh yes, there will be blood.
Score = 23
Score = 11
The World Will Be Policed By Team America!
Score = 7
The World is Wayne's!
Score = 27
Vendetta starts with a "V"!!!
Score = 67
blood is on its way...there will be blood
Score = -2
The Citizen will be Law Abiding
Score = 1
Cars Will Drive Fastly and Furiously
Score = 7
This time, the cars are overly Fast and Furious!
Score = 18
squatting in preparation...jumper
Score = 3
The Dead Will Rise At Dawn
Score = 2
He's a Dreddful Judge!
Score = 22
There Will Be Treks to the Stars!
Score = 9
Clash of the Udderans #wrongpartygame
Score = 10
This Picture Show Will Be Their Last
Score = 18
There will be two men, and then also another man.
Score = 5
and then a baby...
Score = 6
...and then a little lady
Score = 4
Georgia Will Rule
Score = 10
Old Men will have no country
Score = 14
Club Will Fight!
Score = 14
A Club For Fighting
Score = 3
This Club . . . FIGHTS
Score = 13
A Club Expressly for Fighting
Score = 7
Mr. Fox Is Fan-tastic!
Score = 5
Pan Has A Labyrinth
The Right Thing Will Be Done
Score = 6
Lola Will Run!
Score = 16
See Lola Run
Score = 1
They Will Be Fast and Also They Will Be Furious!
Score = 0
There will be a war of the stars.
Score = 6
Georgia Will Rule.
These Dreams Will Come.
In 60 Seconds They'll Be Gone.
Score = 3
Bitten by Reality!
Score = 13
Schindler has a list!
Score = 21
A Lieutenant Will Be Bad In New Orleans, Which Will Be The Port Of Call
Score = 7
This Story Will NEVER End!
Score = 39
A Land with lots of Zombies
There's a lot of activity and some of it is paranormal!
Score = 4
Titans will be Remembered
Score = 7
Nemo Will Be Found
Score = 12
There Will Be Blood
Ms. Daisy will be driven
With boys and in cars, they will ride
Mail, you will have gotten
Score = 2
There's a Right One. Let her In.
Score = 15
The Sentence will be Death
Score = 0
Baby Will Million Dollar!
Score = 22
I think I'm enjoying the ones that don't quite work the most.
Score = 15
I like the ones that sound like Yoda.
Score = 8
the future is going back.
Score = 4
Couples will retreat.
Score = 16
Ghosts Will Be Busted
Score = 10
Ghosts Will Be Busted for a Second Time
Score = 24
There's somebody afraid of Virginia Woolf.
Score = 4
not sure why this is in reply to you, That One.
Score = 1
Mockingbirds will be killed!
Score = 8
Michael Jackson's This is it: because he's dead.
Score = -3
"It" IS What It Is!
Score = 4
Marty Will Go Back To The Future
Score = -1
The Earth won't move one day
Score = 10
"The People Will Be Funny"
Score = 3
Parents Will be Met!
Score = 12
That Thing Will Be Done By You
Score = 32
Steve Zissou's aquatic life
Score = 2
Rather, Steve Zissou Will Have an Aquatic Life... ugh. I'll show myself out.
Score = 2
The truth will be ugly
Score = 4
There will be a carol this Christmas
Score = 3
Old Men will have No Country
Score = 0
This Movie Takes Place 28 Weeks After a Point In Time!
Score = 7
*This Movie Will Take Place 28 Weeks After a Point In Time!
Score = 1
Midnight Will Be Gardened By Both Good And Evil.
Eve Will Be Abouted. ENTIRELY.
Only the Remains of the Day Will Remain.
The. Music. Will. Sound.
Score = 13
Someone will lose their car, dude!
Today, someone will be judged! (and terminated!)
True things will be told about both cats and dogs!
Someone will not only die, but will die hard--in fact, they'll die hard, with a vengeance!
Score = 2
This Summer Will Be Wet, Hot, and American!
Score = 8
This truth is ugly
Score = 2
oh, I see I was just a bit too late!
Score = 1
In Bruges
Score = 34
There are pirates in the caribbean
Score = 5
These Games Will Be Funny
Score = 2
Happiness...Will Actually Not Be Experienced
Score = 3
The Dead Will Dawn!
Score = 3
The Lost Ark Will Be Raided!
Score = 1
It's a menacing phantom!
The clones are attacking
The sith get revenge
There's hope and it's new
There was a first strike and now the empire is returning it.
The Jedi returns!
Score = 0
The Wars are in the Stars!
Score = 2
Lebowski is about to have a BIG problem!
Score = 3
Tyler Perry WILL do bad all on his own
Score = 5
Horses Will Be Shot, Won't They?
Score = 15
A Poet Will Die
The Dead Will Evil
John Malchovich Will Be Been
Score = 14
This Long Distance Runner Will Get Lonely!
The Wind Will Make It Gone!
You Will Be Afraid To Ask Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex!
Score = 5
"Oy Vey!" will be exclaimed, at the news that their son is gay!
Score = 15
The Star Will Trek!
Score = 3
The Connection is French!
Score = 10
Emily Rose Will Be Exorcised.
Score = 5
There Will Be Something About Mary!
Score = 7
Radio is the New (retarded) Black
Score = 0
The Gingerbread Man Will Be Dead
Score = 5
Willy Wonka has a factory. And he makes chocolate.
Score = 5
In Seattle, someone isn't sleeping
The Matrix Loads Again
100 x 3
Goats will be stared at... by men
Score = 5
Me, you will be asked to lean on.
Score = 3
The bride is a princess!
Score = 8
30 Years Old is the new Virgin.
Score = 3
A story about Christmas!
Score = 4
Schindler's got a list...
Score = 0
"He's gonna drive that taxi."
Score = -1
"In space no one can hear you scream...'there's an alien.'"
Score = 2
"They're here...and by 'they' we mean poltergeists."
Score = 0
"Don't go in the water, because there's a Jaws in there."
Score = 3
This... Park... Is... Jurassic
These Sisters Will Travel Wearing Pants
This... Darjeeling... Is... Limited
Score = 10
This World Will Be Lost
Score = 2
This is Number 3.
Score = 0
Two consecutive hours of Cleo!
Score = 2
Predator Vs. Alien
Score = 5
This summer, these Tenenbaums are Royal!
Score = 0
This summer - A Man will Iron.
Score = 6
You will believe a Man can Iron?
Score = 4
These Burgers are Good
Score = 16
best one yet! :)
Score = 0
He sings at weddings
Score = 5
Titans will Remember.
Score = 1
He Will Play a Solo
Score = 2
The Locker Will Hurt
Score = 2
He's A Cop In Addition To Being A Robot.
Score = 20
The Story that Never Ends!
Score = 1
I feel so used....
Score = 3
Its been 25 minutes and I'm already late to the party! Have we reached capacity here, should I just go?
Also its funny how most of these hardly resonate because its so close to the actual tag lines movies get. You wanna know the real tagline for The Fast and the Furious?
If loyalties must be broken, If the lines must be crossed, do it fast, do it Furious!
Thank you
Score = 4
Basterds So Inglorious They Spell Poorly
Score = 3
This gangster is american
Score = 1
A Story That Will Never End.
Score = 0
These Boys Are Bad!
The Boys just got Bad again.
Score = 3
This summer, this gigolo is male!! And in Europe!! And has a last name that rhymes with his profession!! Isn't that convenient??
Score = 7
The Patient will be English
Score = 5
The apocalypse will be happening now!
Score = 6
3 years from now
Score = 3
The game will be crying (and figuring out who has a dick)
Score = 2
Men be having children.
Score = 4
Or 'Men Will Have Childen.'
Or 'Children Will be Had by Men.'
Eww.... WORST new party game...
Score = 2
Desire is a streetcar
Score = 9
The Groove Will be Got Back by Stella
Score = 5
Bust As In Synonymous With Capture Because That is What They Will Do To Ghosts
Score = 2
They Are the Exact Opposite of Good Boys.
Score = 0
These Boys Are Bad
Score = 3
Disappearances Within One Minute
Score = 1
Bill Will Be Killed!
Score = 8
Arrows will be Broken
Score = 1
The Teenage Turtles Just Got Mutant!
Score = 3
The Postcard Will Say: To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar.
Score = 5
Come to the Land of Adventure
This Summer Has 500 Days
Rachel Will Get Married
Score = 1
There are ten things I hate about you.
Score = 4
This Element is the Fifth One!
Score = 6
It's Like He's On Crank The Whole Movie!
Score = 3
Godfather in the Mafia sense, not actually!
Score = 2
You Die Hard if You Don't Live Free.
Score = 4
Green Tomatoes Will Fry.
Score = 3
An Old Woman Experiences Pain and Yearning
Score = 9
Shut it down. You win.
Score = 0
This summer, you'll look at the person who is talking!!
Next summer, you'll look at the person who is also talking!!
Score = 8
It's a baby!
Score = 6
100+100+100=.......300!
Score = 2
This Yard Is The Longest
Score = 5
His Life will be Defended
Score = 1
He Is Literally The Last Starfighter.
Score = 1
Gilbert's Crappy Life and Fat Mom and Retard Brother Are what.
Score = 1
This guys so pissed they messed with his daughter he's gonna burn Mississippi with his anger.
Score = -2
No, Seriously. Snakes. On A Plane.
Score = -1
Madea is in Jail, ooh she crazy!
Score = -2
THIS MISSION IS IMPOSSIBLE
Score = 14
lost arcs will be raided!
Score = 1
He Will Be Left Home Alone
Score = 4
New York This Time
Score = 0
The Boogaloo will be Electric
Score = 4
the pond they were on...WAS GOLDEN.
Score = 6
This Bulletproof will Butthorn you!
Score = 0
The Jury Will Run Away
Score = 1
their sister's name...WAS HANNAH.
Score = 2
When Squid meets Whale.
Score = 1
In communist Russia, Red October Hunts You!
Score = 5
Time Will Have Land Before It.
Score = 3
His Heart will be Brave
Score = 1
Rosemary Will Have A Baby!
Score = 1
Four people will get married! One guy will die instead!
Score = 1
Rachel will get married.
Score = 2
Bull Will Rage!
Good Will Will Hunt!
Score = -1
Powder Will Be Powdery.
Score = -1
Light will Twi
Score = 4
This Film Takes Place 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
Score = 1
The Kid Will Stay In This Picture
Score = 0
This Christmas, you will believe that a slumdog just might become a millionaire.
Score = 1
The Chicks Will Be White
Willy Will be Freed
The Club Will Have Fights
Score = -1
It Will Happen One Night
Score = 0
The Kids WILL Be Shrunk, Honey.
Score = 3
There's nothing good about these fellas.
Score = 2
Tiffany's is where they will Eat Breakfast.
Score = 0
Green Tomatoes WILL Fry
Score = -1
These Dogs Are Reservoir
New York Has Gangs
Harry Will Sally
This Movie Has Muppets
OK, I'm tapped out.
Score = -1
This Time, The Treasure Is National
Score = 2
The Title of This Film Is A Double Entendre In That Event Horizon Is Not Only The Name Of The Ship But Also The Outer Rim Of A Black Hole...To Hell.
Score = -1
They're Saints from the Boondocks
Score = 1
It's a Day for All the Saints and They are Saints from the Boondocks
Score = 2
Anything Can Be Said. (Sorry, I do realize no one cares about Lloyd Dobler anymore even though 2012's fate [and a boombox] lies in his hands.)
Score = 4
2012: It's the year before 2013, unless 2013 NEVER COMES!!!!!
Score = 2
This Summer, You Can Count These Commandments on Two Hands!
This Journey Will Go All the Way To The Center Of The Earth!
Bill Will Be Killed!
Score = 1
This Christmas... Christ will have passion.
Score = 1
You Will Wait For Guffman.
Score = 3
Asses will be kicked!
Score = 0
This Summer There Will Be 500 Days!
Score = -1
Who Was Served? You Were.
Score = 11
Contact, with Aliens.
Score = 1
There's no reason for this rebel
Score = 3
The Decimal Point after the 3 Will Be Followed by 14159265, for Starters
Score = 2
This Park Will Get Jurassic!
A World Lost for Years!
The Activity Will Be Paranormal!
This Movie Will Kick Ass!
Michael Jackson Claims, "This is It, Everybody!"
Score = -1
Encounters Will be Close and, Out of at Least 3 Kinds, they Will Be of the Third Kind
Score = 0
Lisa will tear you apart! In a ROOM!!
Score = 0
the shawshank will be redeemed!
there will be birds!
hey! it's groundhog day!
america will be done...by beavis and butt-head!
Score = 2
One Of These Guys Is Very Dumb. The Other One Is Even Dumber.
Score = 5
He's Just a Law Abiding Citizen!
This Balloon Is On Its Way Up!
A Story About Toys!
The Perfect Date Movie!
Score = -1
The Last House On The Left Is Last On The Left
Score = 1
Back to the Future 2: It's about time.
Score = 3
All of the Mohikans will die...except the last one
Score = -1
Every Christmas has a Story
This Escape is going to be Great
The Wild. Get into it.
The Land's got (Zombies, Adventure, Women).
Score = -1
This is the worst new party game. We need to do another one that involves cows or some other kind of barnyard animal.
Score = 1
Grab your umbrella... because the rain... will be purple.
Score = 1
The color will be purple. (The Color Purple)
Score = 0
Big, now he's big.
Score = -1
The Velvet....is....BLUE
Score = 2
Guns will be Naked
Score = 0
Three men: one's good, one's bad, and one is ugly.
Score = 1
He drives the taxi!
Score = 3
This Time, The Terrestrial Will Be Extra
Score = 1
Their playlist is really long.
Score = -1
America Will Have Pie.
Score = 0
Batman Will Begin!
Score = 1
The Line Will Be Walked
Score = 1
Paul will be Blarted
Score = 0
He will be John Malkovich
Score = 0
Bill and Ted''s journey will be bogus!
Score = 0
He will be John Malkovich
Score = 0
Science is weird.
Score = 5
The Man Will Be An Encino Man
Score = 0
The man is on fire!
Score = -1
The Man is on a Wire!
Score = 1
Wolves Will Be Danced With
Score = 3
Smoochy Will Die
Score = 2
she will experience death and look very becoming.
Score = 0
We Thought the Third Kind Was the Scariest, But Now There Is a Fourth Kind
Score = 0
Rock (Is What the Cradle Will Do)
Score = 0
Ferris Bueller Will Have A Day Off
Score = 1
Sophie will choose!
Score = 2
Trust Us: You DID get served.
Score = 2
The Dolls Will Go Beyond The Valley.
Score = 0
Fred Will Drop Dead.
Score = 0
Guns will be topped
Score = 2
Guns Will Be Young
Score = 0
This November... One Citizen will Abide by the Law!
Score = 0
Harvey Will Milk
Score = 1
It's Rad!
Score = 2
Will Blood Be There?
Score = 1
Triumph of the Will: The will will triumph.
Score = 4
babysitting, babysitting, babysitting, adventure!
Score = 0
Helena will have all of her limbs cut off and the rest of her put in a box.
Am I doing this right?
Score = 0
This summer, the List... is Schindler's.
Score = 0
Dark Night: the night will be dark
Away we go: This holiday season...we will go away
Score = 0
KNIGHT*
obviously homophones are not my strong point.
Score = 0
-A Legend is What I am
-A Finger is what Freddy will get
-Money is the Color of Green
Score = -1
Summer Has (500) Days!
Score = 1
Miss Daisy Will Be Driven
Score = 0
Guys, almost none of these are funny. I know the rules are simple. We could make up a thousand of these. But does that mean we should make up a thousand and hit submit like a crazy person? Seems like everyone is just stuck on adding "will" to an existing title. It was funny a couple times, when the sentence structure was appropriate, but let's move on.
Score = 0
The Monsters Will Not Take Your Advice
Score = 4
Sarah Marshall Will Be Forgotten!
Score = 4
Saddles Will Blaze
Score = 0
There will be Panic in this Room.
Score = 2
The Psycho Shall Be American.
There Will Be Blood.
Score = 0
Blood Is Simple
Score = 0
Lies will be True!
Score = 0
The Dead will Dawn!
Score = 0
KANE IS A CITIZEN.
Score = 3
We Were Soldiers!
Score = 6
Poets will form a society. But they're dead.
Score = 7
This one might be my favorite ever. I want that to be in a trailer so bad.
Score = 1
These People Are Funny.
Score = 2
It will be a rushed hour
Score = 1
Something Will CRASH Into Something.
Score = 0
This summer, the head of Alfredo Garcia will. be. BRUNG!
Score = 0
the sunshine will be eternal. the mind will be spotless.
Score = 1
Shawshank will be Redeemed!
No wait, let me try that again:
2000+12!
OK one last time:
The Lieutenant is Bad...New Orleans is his Port Of Call!
That one's a two-fer. Finally comic gold.
Score = -1
The Chitty Chitty Will Bang Bang!
Score = 0
They're scoundrels, they're dirty, and they're rotten
These 12 Men are Angry
This Odyssey is in Space
Score = 0
One of these guys is dumb, the other one is dumber.
Score = 2
A Shopaholic Will Confess.
Score = 0
A Pelican Will Be Brief.
Score = 0
It ain't THIS year at Marienbad
Score = 0
Good Will Hunting
Score = 0
Spotting on Trains 2 (The Suicide of the Virgins)
Score = 0
Scindler's making a list
Christmas 93
Score = 0
Scindler's making a list
Christmas 93
Score = 0
I've downvoted myself for not going with
This Christmas, Oscar's making a List
Score = 1
A Sixth Saw
Score = 1
Their minds will be spotless and shine eternally!
Score = 1
Damn it.
Score = 0
There will be snakes on this plane.
Score = 0
A city of sin
Score = 0
They are bad and they are boys, together they are Bad Boys. II.
Score = 0
Oh Brother! Art thou ready for adventure!
Score = 0
Friends with money with the one from friends
Score = 1
Look who's talking, too, It's Dogs!
Score = 0
The Moon will be New.
The Side will be Blinded.
The Holmes will be Sherlocked.
Score = 3
Dying Will Be Difficult
Dying Will Be More Difficult
Dying With a Vengence Will be Difficult
Dying Will Be An Alternative to Living Free As Well As Being Difficult
Score = 1
≈18/2
Score = 0
i won't play because i am not clever. just wanted to drop by to say Sam Worthington is so incredibly good looking.
Score = 1
Bill Will Be Killed!
Score = 0
Bones will be Lovely.
Nixon will be Frosted.
Score = 0
They Will Come Back...Sometime
Score = 0
They transform.
Score = 0
You Will Know Who I Killed
oh, SPOILER ALERT
Score = 0
Tigers Will Crouch and Dragon Will Hide
Score = 0
6 days 7 nights
They were there for a week.
Score = 1
Fidelity is High!
Score = 0
In 60 seconds he will be gone.
Score = 1
Kombat Will Be Mortal
The Worlds Will War
Score = 0
Currently there is an apocalypse.
A dream will be requiemed.
Something in LA is confidential.
In Las Vegas there is fear and loathing.
Score = 0
This kind of fiction is printed on low-grade pulp.
Score = 1
This is the Apes' Planet!
Score = 0
Oh hey dude, there's your car.
Score = 0
The Soldiers will be Small
Score = 0
This Academy is strictly for Police.
Score = 0