Best New Party Game 11
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OK, this is easily my favorite Party Game of all time. It is so weird! Who thought of this? Why aren't they president of something, with an annual salary of low to high millions? I would not be surprised if whoever thought of this gets a call from the MacArthur Foundation. "We're gonna need a bigger genius grant!" SO GOOD!
#cowfilms
Huh? WHAT A WEIRD GAME. And yet it is so so fun. What, you hate fun? C'mon, son! So, #cowfilms, for example:
- Bitter Moo
- Rebel Without A Cows
- Last Tango in Pasture
- Grazing Day
- Milk
Sorry I took all the good ones and won this game before it even began! Too bad so sad! I promise you, though, that this is all you will do today. GOODNIGHT.
Posted by Gabe at 11:30 AM in Best New Party Game
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The Udders.
*Buries face in hands, cries*
Score = 36
Where The Mild Things Are
Score = -3
Cudfellas
Score = 17
on that note... raging bull?
Score = 11
it's a mad mad mad mad cow.
Score = 26
4 Stomachs and a Funeral
Score = 85
nooooo!!! beat. punch. http://twitter.com/powlsy/status/5422613590
Score = 6
had no idea. great minds and yadda yadda
Score = 5
Moo Got Served
Score = 10
Moo-ney Train
Score = 4
O Brother, Where Art Cow?
Score = 41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja6b7a5mmDI#t=2m18s
Score = 3
Pasteurize Before Drinking.
Score = 0
The Sound of Moooosic
Score = 15
RT @myself
Steer Magnolias
Score = 22
I'll RT myself too:
Termoonator 2: Cudgment Day
Score = 13
Harry Udder and the Calf-Blood Prince
Score = 18
The Breakfast Cud
Graze Anatomy
Cattlestar Galactica
Score = 15
grazing saddles
Score = 19
Ah dang! Jinx?
Score = 0
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. I'm going to sit the rest of this game out as punishment for all these duplicate/copycat posts.
Score = 1
Blazing Cattle
Score = 1
JUST DO GRAZING CATTLES WE'RE ALL THINKING IT.
Score = 4
Grazing Saddles
Score = 6
Jersey Girl
Score = 29
Cowsablanca
Score = 10
TWILIGHT: MOO MOON!
Score = 21
New Moo
Score = 10
Twilight: Cow Jumped Over the New Moon
Score = 2
i know who milked me
cow on a hot tin hoof
the good the bad and the beefy
the outlaw guernsey wales
Score = 13
Funny Farm?
Score = 3
My two RTs
"Mooon"
"Leather Goldmine"
Score = 8
A Walk in the Cows
New Moo (I'm sorry, I'm so sorry)
Milk Hard with a Vengeance
Score = 1
Die Herd
The Last Boy Scowt
Four Stomachs and a Funeral
Score = 3
Whoops, don't know how I missed you paperstreet soap.
Score = 0
Dial M for Moorder
Score = 5
There Veal Be Blood
Mooster Cowburn
Groundbeef Day
(all RTs... I'm lazy)
Score = 29
There's Something About Dairy
Score = 61
Moonies.
Amoolie.
Score = 3
supergrover is my avatar on another site!
Score = 0
Alex Ross + Super Grover = The awesome!
Score = 1
this ALWAYS HAPPENS, but for three full seconds I thought you were talking about the classical music critic for the New Yorker. Alex Ross (disambiguation).
Score = 2
Moo The Right Thing...I'll get me coat.
Score = 10
My Own Private Idaho is Where We Go Cow Tipping
Score = 4
Moo a Glass Darkly
Score = 6
Good Burger
Score = 31
Creamer vs Creamer
Score = 57
what creams may come
Score = 9
Hamburger Hill
Score = 2
I upvoted both of us
Score = 1
Glen-dairy Glen Ross
Score = 31
Grazed and Confused.
I udderly love BNPG!
Score = 13
Calf Nelson
Score = 17
What's Eating Gilbert Graze?
Score = 6
Cop and a Calf
Score = 5
Moo-ers crossing
Score = 1
Mooing John Milkovich
Score = 2
i already used my best material on twitter. (yes, this is my best)
Uddernary People
Away We Moo
Death and the Milk Maiden
Score = 5
No Kobe for Old Men
Score = 21
Debbie Does Daisy
Score = 1
Or Debbie Does Dairy?
Score = 3
That Thing You Moo
Score = 15
whoops, i did that one further down. my bad!
Score = 0
Waking Ned Bovine
Score = 13
Harry Potter and the Calf-Blood Prince
Steer Magnolias
Bullworth
Score = 1
Moo-ers crossing
Score = -1
Harry Potter and the calf blood prince
Score = 1
Cop and a Calf
Score = 2
LA Curdfidential
Score = 2
Cheese All That
Score = 25
Hotel Moo-anda
Score = 1
Mooostruck
Score = 3
Robocow
Score = 7
One Jumped Over the Cuckoo's Moon
Score = 0
Last Daisy of Disco.
Score = 1
Adam's Short Rib
Score = 4
South Tharparkar: Bigger, Longer, Cuts of Meat
Score = 0
Apocalypse Cow
Score = 21
The Leatherman
Score = 0
Steering Miss Daisy
Score = 5
Gored in 60 Seconds
Score = 24
I wish I could upvote this forever.
Score = 1
Thanks!
Score = 0
Night at the Mooseum
Score = 6
You Don't Mess With The Brahman
Score = 4
In The Name of the Farmer
Score = 3
There Will Be Cud
Score = 17
that thing you moo
Score = 3
Reservoir Cows
Score = 3
Eight and a Calf
In The Moo For Love by Wong Cow-Wai
Requiem For A Cream
Score = 3
Butcher Cassidy and the Sundance Calf
Score = 9
i was trying forever to come up with a good one for that! well done.
Score = 0
Some of my favorites (amidst several twails):
-Graze 2
-Filetdelphia
-Milkin Impossible
-Porgy & Bess(ie)
-Milk-on, Rouge!
-Heifers
Score = 3
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Moo-Cow.
Score = 2
Little Miss MOOnshine
Babe: Cow In The City( weak, I know)
New Moo
Driving Miss Dairy
RattaMOOie
Cheese( it's supposed to be Grease...Haha?)
Men Who Stare At Cows?
Score = -2
a cow day aftermoooooon. eh eh
Score = 0
David Holstein's Diary
Score = 0
Holstein Going on 30
Score = 2
Dairy of the Dead
Score = 12
The Outlaw Josey Cows
Score = 0
Grazing Arizona
Score = 11
Veal Genius
The Greatest Story Heifer Told
Score = 8
Things To Do In Denver Manure Dead
Score = 6
The Beefshank Redemption
Score = 3
Cow Hard with a Vengeance
Score = 1
Hollywood and Bovine
Score = 1
She's All Calf
Score = 3
Citizen Cud, Kramoo vs. Kramoo, Turner & Mooch
Score = 0
ROSECUD!
Score = 5
Xanamoo!
Score = 12
Fellini Satyricown
Score = 2
Steakout
Score = 30
This is my favorite!
Score = 0
This is my favorite!
Score = 0
What? I didn't even click submit twice.
Score = 1
Is Chick-Fil-A our new corporate sponsor?
Score = 0
National Lampoon's European Vaca-tion
Score = 4
All the President's Milk
Score = 2
Frankenholstein
Score = 1
psycow
Score = 15
Calf Baked
Splendor in the Grass
Children of the Corned Beef
(RTs too...)
Score = 1
Frankenbovine
Score = 2
Mootiny on the Bounty
Score = 2
The Good, the Bad, and the Cud-dy
Score = 0
Never Say Heifer Again
Score = 5
Judgement at Mooremberg
Score = 3
Breakin' 2: Electric Moogaloo
Score = 6
Cowface
Score = 0
Porterhouse Rules
Score = 5
Slaughterhouse Five
Score = 5
Hooves Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?
Score = 9
High Moo.
Kissing Jessica Holstein.
On A Clear Day, You Can Guernsey Forever.
Bull Udderam
Score = 4
Milk
Score = -7
Ha, I deserve to be downvoted a million for this.
Score = 2
We won't give you the pleasure!
Score = 0
The Bicycle Beef
Score = 2
bridget jones' dairy
Score = 8
To Wong Moo Thanks For Everything, Julie Moomar.
Score = 9
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's A Cow
Score = 16
This one's the worst, and also THE BEST! WELL DONE!
Score = 0
Yes!
Score = 0
etenal sunshine of the spotted cow DUDE
Score = 1
Flankenstein
Score = 2
It's a Mad Mad Mad Cow World
Score = 0
Apologies to southernbitch.
Score = 1
oh man I know this is stretching the rules, but I HAVE to do it
Graze Anatomy #cowtvshow
Score = -6
beauty and the beef
Score = 6
Lactose Intolerable Cruelty
Score = 27
Cattle Royale
Score = 24
The Greatest Story Hiefer Told
Score = 3
Bovine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood
Score = 24
Rib-eye and the Tramp
Score = 0
Insane Clown Posse: Big Money Rustla$
Score = 1
Insane Cow Posse?
Score = 4
The C(r)ow
Score = -2
Forget it, Jake, it's Cowtown.
Score = 2
I thought it was Chinacown.
Score = 1
Nope it's Cowtown. Also, apparently people in Columbus Ohio call their city, pejoratively, "Cowtown." So there's that joke that no one got.
Score = 0
WTFFFFFF I didn't do this. I call bullshit on technology. All of it.
Score = 0
Um, okay, now I look like a crazy person. I swear this comment was double posted.
Score = 1
I get it, Columbus Ohio is joke. Also, Graze of Thunder..
Score = 1
Fitzcorraldo
Even Calfs Started Small
The Beefnigma of Caspar Cowser
The Wild Moo Yonder
Guernsey Man
Little Bessie Needs to Jump Over the Mooooooon
Bad Moo-tenant: Port of Moo Moo Orleans
Score = 4
The Mooney Pit.
Score = 3
Full Metal Brisket
Score = 5
Full Leather Jacket
Score = 3
the joy luck cud
cud in the time of cholera
their cowpies were watching god
i need to stop. seriously.
Score = 2
Butter Off Dead
Score = 9
The Tipping Point
Score = 8
Wrong Churn
Score = 15
From Here to Echurnity
Score = 1
The Longhorn Kiss Goodnight
Score = 0
Mootropolis
Score = 2
High School Moosical
Score = 5
Udder Island, Full Leather Jacket, Must Love Cows
Score = 5
Dude, Where's My Cow?
Score = 6
Mooholland Drive
Score = 2
Drugstore Cow. Also Midnight Cow.
Score = 0
Grazed & Confused
Score = 4
The Mootrix
Cowsino
The Day the Earth Mooed Still
Score = 0
Cattle of the Bulge
Score = 1
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Moochines
Score = 1
Terminudder 3: Rise of the Holsteins
Score = 1
Moonty Python and the Holy Gristle
Score = 7
I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Dairy
Score = 6
Cow to Lose a Guy in 10 Graze
Lord of the Rings II: Moo Towers
Slumcow Moolionaire
Score = 0
A Skimple Plan
Score = 0
Party game... or MARKETING SCHEME?
http://www.cows.ca/index.php
(my sister used to work there)
Score = 2
If so, it worked. I am totally buying that "Indiana Moo" t-shirt.
Score = 1
Steer and Present Danger
Score = 3
The Virgin Mooicides
Score = 4
Wholes
Score = 0
Dairy Bad Things
Score = 2
Oh! And The Rustler.
Score = 1
'Mooby', Eugene Levy's masterpiece.
Score = 0
Cowsablanca
Score = 2
Jesus Christ Udderstar
Score = 0
Pot Roast to the Future II
Score = -1
Carlito's Whey.
Score = 5
The Princess Dairies
Score = 3
I loved Ann Calfaway in that
Score = 4
ok, seriously, last one:
i know who grilled me
Score = 14
or, I Know What You Grilled Last Summer
Score = 4
The One Percent http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0819791/
Score = 1
Phone Mooth
Score = 1
Scooby Moo, The Livestock King, Yankee MOOdle Dandy, MOOry Poppins...
Score = -1
dangleberry nights
Score = 0
Revenge of the Herds. (already done in #onletteroffmovies?)
Score = 3
This is fun but I think Gabe starts these party games whenever he's hungover or just half assing it and doesn't feel like working.
Score = 4
8 1/2 Percent Milk
Score = 5
Kefir Dot Com
Score = 1
Aww, I play this game all morning on Twitter, leave for lunch for an hour, and return to find this Party Game exploded on Vgum? Darn you, delicious, delicious Chipotle!
Here are some of my entries from the morning:
The Cow #cowfilms http://bit.ly/grEEr
The Cow Tipping Point #cowbooks
Hay Jude #cowsongs
Guernsey by Pablo Picasso #cowpaintings
Brown Swiss Family Robinson #cowfilms
Filet, Mignon-ly #cowfilms http://bit.ly/436TBl
Jersey Calfs #cowmusicals
Sherlock Holstein
American Cow Pie
A Longhorn's Journey into the Night #cowfilms
Milkole Kidman stars in the supernatural thriller The Udders. #cowfilms
The Milking Machinist #cowfilms
Score = 1
Three Bulls and a Calf
Score = 0
Fantastic Mr. Ox
Score = 6
Escape from Abattoir
Score = 0
the assassination of young calf by the coward farmer jones
Score = 6
Sleepless in Seacattle
Score = 1
The Goodbye Guernsey
Score = 0
Saturday Night Creamer
Score = 1
Meat Joe Black Angus
Score = 5
Four Rumens
Fantastic Mr. Ox
Skim City
Sophie's USDA Choice
Score = 10
sophie's usda choice wins!
Score = 3
The Oxen the Hound
Score = 0
Must Love Dogies
Score = 0
There's no way I'm going to be able to read all of these/think of anything new. I'm always too late.
So I'm starting my own Twitter Party game. It's called, sitting alone in the corner, drunk, going "BOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Score = 7
The key to that is if you have an idea, do a quick 'find' search on the page to see if your idea was taken. Sure, Someone took Calf-Baked, but no one took Hoof-Baked.
It's like a big game of Boggle. Cross off the list the ones someone else took, post the ones no one has thought of yet.
Score = 2
Y Moo Mama Tambien
Score = 9
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.
Score = 0
Milk Bill
Score = 4
The Moo-dock Saints
The Moo-dock Saints 2: All Beef Day
Score = 2
moo001: a space udderssey
Score = 4
Cow Green Was My Valley
The Ox-bow incident
Those I stole from an episode of M*A*S*H
Also, M*O*O*S*H
Must Love Cows
Supersize Moo
Clerks II
Score = 0
A Cowlick Orange
Score = 5
the burning barn
Score = 0
The Udder Sister
Calf Baked
Dairy and the Hendersons
Score = 3
The Steer Hunter
Score = 2
Mooniquen 2: On the Moo
Score = 0
Cow I Met Your Mother
Score = 3
How I Met Your Udder
Score = 2
moolan?
Score = 6
WisconSin City
Score = -1
Look Hooves Talking
Look Hooves Talking Moo
and
Look Hooves Talking Cow
Score = 3
Cows On Haunted Hill
Score = 1
Herdy Dairy?
Score = 3
This is the WIN
Score = 0
Oh, I get it now! Good one.
Score = 0
The Man Who Moo Too Much
Score = 1
The Full Moonty
Score = 1
Livestock And Two Smoking Barrels
Score = 3
The Moo-sual Suspects
The Cudsucker Proxy
The Moo-man Show
The Red Moo Diaries
Score = 1
Good Veal Hunting
Score = 2
Children of a Heifer God
Score = 2
The Muppets Steak Manhattan
Score = 3
Veal Genius
Score = 1
Guernsey to the Center of the Earth
Score = 6
The Talented Mr. Ribeye
Score = 4
Dairy Poppins
Score = 2
The Kentucky-Fried Steak
Score = 2
New York Striptease
Score = 1
Artificial Insemination
Score = 1
Memphis Cowbell
Score = 2
Slaughter House 500....
Oops wrong game
Score = -1
Slaughter House 500....
Oops wrong game
Score = -2
Field of Creams
Score = 1
Cowbellboy II: The White Golden Army
Score = 1
This one is really cringe-worthy- BellGrazer: Cudline
Score = 1
Chocolat Milk
Score = 6
Moo the Right Thing
A Thin Line Between Curd and Whey
I'm Gonna Milk You Sucka
School Graze
Score = 2
The Horn Identity
It Cud Happen To Moo
The Herd Locker
Seven SaMOOrai
The World Is Not A Hoof
Cowtip Top
BULLISTIC: HECKS Vs. HEIFER
Score = 3
Even Cowgirls get the Moos
The Milk on the Floss
Score = 2
The Roominant
Score = 1
Beauvine Geste
Score = 0
The Devil Wears Proda
Das Moot
Full Metal Heffer
Beefheart
Milk Runner
Million Dollar Kobe
Breed, Stock, and Two Smoking Udders
Shadow of a Cow
A Pasture Named Desire
Don't Call Me Chuck
Score = 0
Moo H F
The Cattle of Algiers
Moo Romance
Score = 1
Moocolm X
Score = 0
Cows of Moo York
Five Beefy Pieces
Master and Cowmander
Score = 1
The Bovine Bell and the Cattlefly
Madagascow
The Haunting in Cownecticut
buk.
Score = 0
The Mad Cow Disease of King George
Score = 1
Dairy of a Mad Black Woman
Score = 2
American Cowpie
Score = 1
Quentin Taurinetino's Curd Fiction
Score = 0
Inglorious Bovine
Reservoir Cows
Milk Fiction
Score = 0
Quentin Taurinetino's Curd Fiction
Score = -2
Ung(ulate). This is udderly embarrassing.
Score = 1
To Sirloin, with Love
Score = 7
Steer Trek
Donnie Dar-cow
Moo-mento
Score = 4
Catch Me If You Can: I'll Be Standing in The Same Spot I Always Am, Staring Aimlessly, Chewing On Something
There Will Be Blood and Flies On My Ass
Score = 6
The Discreet Charm of the Moo-rgeoisie
Score = 2
Score = 6
Princess Moononoke
Score = 1
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? Beef.
Score = 0
Guess Moo's Coming to Dinner
Score = 0
Rachel Getting Moo-ried
Score = 0
Role Moo-dels
Score = -1
Big TrouBull In A Little China Shop
Score = 5
Dances with Hooves
Score = 0
This declined so very quickly.
Score = 8
Taurine Mootant Ninja Turtles
and
Taurin Mootant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Moos
Score = 1
Apocalypse Cow
Score = 1
Vealing Minnesota
Score = 0
American Psycow
The Secret Lives of Beef
Amoodeus
I Spit of Your Graze
Black Snake Moo
The Creamers
The Lives of Udders
The Udder Boleyn Girl
Score = 5
Babe: Cow in the City.
Get it? Like instead of Pig? Cow? Yes, I see the door, get your hands off me.
Score = -1
The Mootorcyle Daires
Donnie Darcow
Cocow Before Chanel
Score = 0
The Mootorcyle Dairies
Donnie Darcow
Cocow Before Chanel
Score = 0
aw man, double post...
Score = 1
On a Steer Day You Can See Four Heifers.
NAILED IT.
Score = 1
"Moohoffttan", starring, Moody Allen
Score = 0
Moo Velvet
Score = 1
Inglorious Cow Turds
Score = 4
Moo! Where's my car?
Score = 1
The Big Leboeufski.
Score = 2
There Will Be Steak
Score = 0
Slaughter House (aka Monster House)
Hoof Hath No Fury
Thank You For Smooking
The Last of the Moohicans
Lords of Cowtown
Score = 0
Farm Wars: A Moo Hope
In the Meat of the Night
A Meatcar Named Desire
Seabrisket
Score = 2
When a Stranger Moos
Score = 0
Steer Wars
Score = 0
The Milkman Cometh
Score = 0
Cowder. (About an albino cow.) (Retch.)
Score = 0
All the Right Moooves
Score = 1
How She Moo
Score = -1
Lactose Intolerance. You know, D.W. Griffith.
Ok, time to let it go.
Score = -1
Tea with Moossolini
Score = 1
Grazing Saddles
Score = 1
I don't know if anyone has mentioned this one but I just watched this 80s movie that for some reason may become a tv show soon
Leathers
Score = 0