Best New Party Game 10
Often times in this hectic modern age that we live in, people's idea of preparing for a party is to open a bag of Tostito's-brand "Scoops™" tortilla chips*, pour them into a bowl, and presto: you've got a party. But this Best New Party Game is so simple, you'll have plenty of time left over to make your own chips by hand. Probably.
As with most of our BNPs these days, this one comes to us from the Twitter. And it is as follows:
#oneletteroffmovies
Easy enough. The only rule is that you can change one letter, but you can't add a letter that was not there to begin with. The new title must contain the same number of letters as the original title, with only one letter being changed. (Or what?). So:
- Hobocop
- The Last Piss
- Dude, Where's My Cat?
- Three Men End a Baby
Now, this game was particularly popular over the weekend. Maybe you already played it. That's OK! Just post your favorite entries here and see how they stack up against the competition (because of how this is such a serious competition). Or just play again. You're fine. Relax.
*Hi, Tostito's! I hope you enjoyed my plug for delicious Tostito's-brand "Scoops™" tortilla chips. Please send one million dollars to gabe@videogum.com c/o Chris Farley's Ghost.
Posted by Gabe at 5:45 PM in Best New Party Game
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Fleshdance
Score = 22
Slashdance
Score = 8
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Sunglasses(Oakey,coach,gucci,Armaini) $16
New era cap $15
Bikini (Ed hardy,polo) $25
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Score = 0
2010 !
so it's like, earlier? I'm not very good at this game
Score = 33
2010 is the sequel, with the guy from Jaws
Score = 0
Apocalypse Cow.
Score = 19
I just realized I might have accidentally stolen this one. Sorry.
Score = 2
Yeah it was mine, from twitter over the weekend. No worries though. Frankly, I'm honored.
Score = 17
I knew it! It was stuck in my head. Well done!
Score = 7
Faygo: A Coen brothers movies for all the ninjas. A lot of necrobestiality can happen in the middle of nowhere.
Score = 75
Hah, I was hoping you'd repost this one from twitter!
Score = 3
No shame over here. Ever. It's a problem.
Score = 9
Lord of the Zings (Juggalos didn't see it coming. Nice.)
Score = 15
True Lips
Score = 8
I twittered the shit out of this game. Are you ready, Monsters?
Dude, Where's My CPR?A story of cardiac arrest and postmortem litigation.
Score = 23
Me too. I said I'd reuse them shamelessly!
Score = 4
Faygo still makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.
Score = 3
Duck Soap.
Score = 8
(even I think this is stupid...maybe LeMonjello and I should just stand off to one side and let the rest of you monsters get to work).
Score = 2
I'll join you guys. I brought video pizza. We'll just sit this one out and upvote all the witty monsters.
Score = 8
Can I join??? I'm not funny!!
Score = 0
I laughed! Believe in yourself, for that's the place to start.
Score = 7
Duck Coup (the ducks are taking over!)
Score = 3
King Dong
sorry, that movie's probably already been made anyway.
Score = 8
Must Love Pogs
Score = 83
Can we be BFF?
Score = 0
Also, Reservoir Pogs? Sorry. Am I riding coattails here?
Score = 4
Pog Day Afternoon
Score = 1
Top Fun
Score = 15
The Blues Brothels
Score = 18
Gabe: Pig in the City
Score = 109
is it ok that it took me a minute to figure out what was different about this one?
Score = 31
- A heartwarming story of growing up and being yourself.
Score = 4
Copy/Paste FAIL!
The Goof, The Bad and The Ugly
Score = 4
"Gay it forward," also known as Best New Party Game 11.
Score = 42
Rachel Getting Harried
Score = 3
two letters off and a little cruel but i originally thought of Rachel Getting Buried
Score = 2
nice icon. one of my favorite movies!
Score = 0
Maxi Driver
Score = 9
Gays of Thunder.... Tom would just love it
Score = 33
Raging Dull
Score = 7
The Ape of Innocence
Score = 8
Blazing Sandles - Mel Brooks' original treatment for The Ten Commandments
Score = 21
This made my day
Score = 0
The Drapes of Wrath
Score = 16
"...and you will never alter drapes in atlanta again, because you do not cross a sugar baker woman!"
Score = 14
The Gropes of Wrath.
Score = 3
Cockfail (Here's to you Mr. Cruise)
Score = 34
The Drapes of Wrath
Score = 4
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Score = 85
Pilates of the Carribean
Score = 67
Fig Trouble in Little China
Score = 8
The Green Milf
Score = 32
Where the Wild Things Ate
Score = 9
Where the Mild Things Are
Score = 4
Runny People
Score = 10
Sorry, I meant to say Funny Poople.
Score = 1
Pig Trouble In Little China ... ok I'm done.
Score = 4
Full Fetal Jacket
Score = 16
Full Metal Jackee: Oooh Mary cut edition.
Score = 4
Blood Pimple
Score = 7
Short Cues - Robert Altman's loosely-knit collection of stories about playing pool in a very small room
Score = 6
It was around this point that I thought my participation in this trend might border on obsession. It didn't stop me, though.
Score = 4
Citizen Kanye
Score = 31
That was my submission for the kid-version of classic movies game. Jinx!
Score = 0
It is to be the same number of letters as the original title. You violated the rules of the game. Just pointing that out for ya.
Score = -2
"Teacher, you forgot to take up the homework!"
-ClownCoffee
Score = 9
Annie Ball
Score = 0
Top Pun
Score = 16
Dancer In the Park
Revolutionary Toad
Lend It Like Beckham
Light Club
Little Man Kate
the Flair Witch Project
Score = 8
Bone in 60 Seconds
Score = 49
Lard of the Rings
Score = 5
Inglourious Bastards. Better.
Score = 51
Dial "Q" for Murder
Score = 40
"W for Vendetta"
Double the V, double the vendetta.
Score = 23
Monsoon Weeding - the story of a wet, overgrown garden
Score = 13
True Bromance.
Score = 8
Don't give anyone ideas. I can see Vince Vaughn on the poster already.
Score = 5
Top Bun
Forrest Hump
Score = 10
The tag line to Top Bun- "When all the toppings are already on, you know its time for..."
Score = 20
Mouse on Haunted Hill
Score = 8
The Lady and the Cramp - Disney's heartwarming tale of a girl's first visit from her Aunt Flo.
Score = 31
I Can Do Rad All by Myself- The story of a boy air guitaring in his basement.
Score = 31
Die Shard
Score = -10
I'm sorry?
Score = 1
Gosford Pork
Score = 5
whatever porks
Score = 3
Sun City.
Score = 1
Footsie
Score = 9
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mint - Charlie Kaufman's story of finding lint-free hard candy
Score = 20
Schindler's Fist
Score = 32
Ghost Shit (sorry)
Score = 10
Crunk
Score = 18
The Shawskank Redemption
Score = 11
mullets over broadway
Score = 12
What's Love Got To Do With ET?
Score = 48
Erection
Score = 15
500 Days of Hummer
Score = 8
more like 500 Days of Bummer!
Score = 4
Dr Strangeglove
Score = -8
Check the game rules again, failer
Score = 0
The Green Bile
Score = 4
Rabbi Proof Fence
Score = 7
Adventures in Babyhitting
Score = 63
Adventures in Babyshitting
Score = -5
Stare Wars.
Score = -9
A Hard Gay's Night
Score = 18
Graveheart
that guy was such a downer
Score = 12
The Silence of the Lamps
Score = 13
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Boob
Score = 21
Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Womb
Score = 6
I'm Bruges bout a man named Bruges.
Score = 55
Schlindler's Lisp
Score = 40
Schindler's Fist
Score = 0
The Bucket Fist
The Fist and the Furious
Fist Times at Ridgemont High
The Fist (The Mist)
Score = 9
Celine and Julie Go Goating
Score = 5
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Scone. Because England.
Score = 58
Crouching Liger, Hidden Dragon
seems subtle, but the difference is surprising!
okay, i'm out already
Score = 7
The Men Who Stare At Goatse
Score = 15
If you make it "The Men who Star at Goatse," I think you're technically within the bounds of the game. And still funny.
Score = 1
Mainman: The story of Tom Cruise's completely platonic, hetero-friendship with the guy that works at Baskin Robbins.
Score = 6
Glazing Saddles
Score = 4
Let the Right Bone In
Score = -1
Rule breaker.
Score = 7
Dig Hard
Score = 5
The Good, the Bad, and the Fugly
Score = -12
It's a Wonderful Lime
Score = 8
the Beer Hunter
Go Kill A Mockingbird
Seven
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Zest
Score = 20
Clever girl...
Score = 0
There Will Be Flood
Score = 1
MASHville
Score = 4
Plow
Score = 4
Jars 2 (just when you thought it was safe to go into the pantry again)
Score = 26
Stephen King's The Staind
Score = 0
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Store
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prance
Score = 5
Warted - starring Angelina Jolie as the Toad.
Score = 7
Requiem for a Cream
Score = 7
Six Days, Semen Nights
Score = 21
tom cruise and gay people:
A Few Good Men
.
(I cheated)
Score = 0
A Few Nood Men. Because Tom Cruise is gay and semiliterate.
Score = 8
Homo Alone 2: Lost In New York
Its a documentary of the time Tom Cruise spent in New York.
Score = 21
Gremlins 2: The New Bitch
Score = 7
She's All Twat
Score = 42
Hearts of Dorkness
Score = 1
Deep Blue Pea (Damn genetic engineering!!!)
Score = 5
The Fag of War
Score = -1
TMNT 2: Secret of the Booze (recycled from @Twitter)
Score = 3
Thelma and Louis
Score = -2
I'm down-voting myself for not following the rules this far into our new party game.
Score = 3
The Hand That Rocks the Dradle
Score = 10
I guess you mean dreidel
Score = 1
Around the World in 80 Gays. A Tom Cruise production.
Score = 6
Se8en
-
My Fail Lady
-
Fart Times at Ridgemont High
-
Gone Fisting
-
Dial M for Mukduk (if you allow cheating a tad)
Score = 31
Tootloose
Score = 16
Aguirre, the Wreath of God
For a story about a perilous search for the City of Gold, it's very festive!
Score = 3
Aguirre: The Wrath of Gob The plot to the Arrested Development is finally revealed! Gob and the rest of the Bluths set sail on the C-Word on a perilous journey down the Amazon. Monkeys are somehow involved...
Score = 7
Oddboy
Score = 5
Footlooser
Score = -8
Funding Nemo
Score = 8
Friday the 14th
Score = 8
Mop Gun
Score = 2
Little Man Hate: the story of one small man, filled with a whole bunch of hate.
Score = 4
Born After Reading
Score = 17
An Officer and a Gentlemon - Its the Jamaican version! (sorry)
Score = 18
The defarted.
Score = 10
Dead Snog
Score = 2
Meet The Fuckers
Score = 39
Really? Upvotes? Isn't the movie itself already making basically this same joke? Not trying to be a snob here, just saying.
Score = 0
Futurama: Bender's Big Sore
Score = -2
A Mug's Life... just sitting waiting to be filled
Score = 5
This game is particularly exhausting, because of the exceptional chance for accidental repeats. I have to go through the whole thread every time I have an new idea. I'll let y'all take it from here.
Score = 4
Horton Hears A Ho
Score = 1
Children of Ken
Who's Afraid of Virginia Wooof?
the Curious Vase of Benjamin Button
Done With the Wind
the Wild Hunch
Bill Bill
Score = 19
Lust In Translation
Score = 2
I'm to scared to accidentally twut + paste from the massive game already played out on the Twitter. But here's my offering anyway:
Mystic Liver
Score = 11
Last Mango in Paris
Score = 20
2 Fast 2 Curious
Score = 40
When Harry Pet Sally
Score = 11
Ants
Score = 10
Observe and Deport (Seth Rogen's dark comedy about illegal immigration)
Score = 13
The Deported.
Score = 19
i think you missed out on the obvious:
Minority Deport
Score = 46
007: Die Another May
Us
Mink
Blowus
The Leotard
Score = -1
Eyes Wide Slut
Score = 20
Would Jews - The Revenge be too much? Yeah probably. Sorry.
Score = 19
Rosemary's Taby
Score = -3
Strangers on a Brain
Score = 2
Monty Python's Life of Bran
Score = -3
Supersize Meh
Score = 2
Doesn't work.
Score = -1
Gongs of New York
Score = 4
Pushmore
Score = 1
Da Cake Eaturs
I know I'm breaking the rules.
Score = 0
Can we just move one letter from one place to another? Because...
Monster Balls
Score = 11
Gong With the Wind - Its the real Chuck Barris story.
Score = 6
American Die
Score = 1
28 Gays Later
and the sequel:
28 Geeks Later
Score = 18
Or 28 Lays Later followed by 28 Leeks Later [Okay, for the VD pun to work it should be Leaks, but my desire for laffs (or perhaps in this case eyerolls) is overshadowed only by my attention to the rules, so it's also about onions?]
Score = 3
The Colour of Honey
Score = 6
Poop Dreams
Score = 9
Death Prof
Score = -3
Akeelah and the Bea - The story of a young black girl's friendship with a husky-voiced, elderly, white giantess.
Score = 11
Fag the Dog
- A story of a very confused little puppy (named Tom)
Hot Shots: Fart Duex
- The sequel to a very greasy, spicy meal
Abe Ventura: Pet Detective
- The story of Abe Vigoda helping people find their animals
Friday the 18th
- The story of a normal Friday -- TGIF!
I like this game a bit too much.
Score = 3
Ghostbutters
Space Yam
Sew (I-VI)
Score = 11
The Assassination of Jesse James by The Coward Robert Lord
Score = 3
I can't even get a hyperlink to work. : (
Score = 1
sleeping logs
Score = 0
The Lost Starfighter... he can't find a galaxy to save.
Score = 3
The Science of Bleep
Score = 6
24 Sour Party People
Score = 21
The Boule Identity: A loaf of bread has to fight for its life and escape the clutches of crazed Japanese food bloggers who want to take its picture.
Score = 1
I love you, tan
Score = 6
Ferris Bueller's Lay Off (Special Recession Edition)
The sequel where we learn that truancy has consequences.
Score = 16
Donkey Pinch (it's really not so bad)
Score = 8
The Jungle Look
Score = 3
Twelve Honkeys
Score = 14
Point Bleak
Score = 2
Baby Lama (Tina Fey adopts a Tibetan spiritual leader, and wackiness ensues)
Score = 3
Crunk: High Voltage
Score = 8
He was drunk. But he got better.
Score = 15
Max Pah(!)ne?
Score = 4
We Pwn The Night?
Score = 31
The Rice Storm
Score = 0
Wedding Crushers
Score = 2
Zombielard
Score = 1
Wombieland. About scary creatures when you are still in a womb...
Score = 1
Independence Dad - When mom's away, the dad will play!
Score = 29
Independence Lay... what happens after that Mom catches Independence Dad and divorces him.
Score = 27
Independence Gay - What dad is really doing post divorce
Score = 30
Independence Bay... Dad and his new friend's adventures in San Francisco!
Score = 22
Independence Ray: A retelling of the Independence Dad story from the young gay mistress's point of view, starring Tom Cruise as long as nothing actually gay is going on here!
Score = 7
I actually want Hollywood to produce the Independence Dad series. I feel like it could really speak to these post-modern times when masculinity is an antiquated concept seeking redefinition. Like this generation's Mr. Mom!
Score = 4
Hot Shits
Score = 11
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Gays
Score = 7
How to Lose a Gay in 10 Days
Starring what's his name.
Score = 3
Faygo: Rock & Rye a delicious drink and even better Coen Brothers Buddy Cop Movie!
Score = 5
This was supposed to be in reply to kiss the pan but the computing machine didn't listen.
Score = 5
Sad Max
Score = 17
Jules and jam
Score = 6
Crouching Tigger, Hidden Dragon
Score = -4
Dork City
Score = 1
My Dog Ship
A movie in which an 8 year old Frankie Muniz fed up with being ignored by his parents, constructs a ship made entirely of the bones and skins of dogs in order to sail away from it all.
Score = 7
Be Kind Remind - Friends helping friends with short-term memory.
Score = 26
Boondock Taints
Score = 16
Sex and the Pity
Score = 16
Fatonement (the former N'Sync-er tries to make amends)
Score = 25
This needs to be a documentary, NOW.
Score = 3
Have you noticed most of the best ones are pseudo-pornographic titles? Using that guideline:
Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Boom
Score = 0
Bring John Malkovitch
Score = 6
School of Cock
Score = 6
Distract 9 - An alien menace with a short attention span! Or is it really the humans who have the short attention span? Oh, prejudice!
Score = 2
The Last Bing of Scotland: Microsoft's International Expansion Fails
Score = 14
Feathers
Score = 1
Dead Man Wanking
Score = 12
B.A. Confidential... I pity the foo' who talks off the record, on the qt and very hush hush.
Score = 6
This one makes me feel dirty, but: Fagnolia. SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT!
Score = 0
"Respect the cock unless you're gay."
Score = 0
The Never Ending Stork
Score = 7
Beck to the Future
"two turntables and a time machine"
Score = 31
Blackman - Basically the same thing as Blankman
Score = 4
Done In 60 Seconds
Yeah, like the porn spin-off would be any worse than the original...
Score = 3
We Pwn The Night
Score = 1
Oh, sorry, Ewe Betcha. Didn't see that.
Score = 1
Wild Hoes
Score = 1
supermat
supermad
supertan
superban
etc
Score = -8
Superbard - the story of Shakespeare's quest to get laid.
Score = 5
A Guide to Recognizing Your Taints
Score = 18
Saw 7
The Gay After Tomorrow
Score = 0
The Perfect Store... (one that doesn't stock The Perfect Storm)
Score = 6
Scenes from a Carriage (Koyaanisqatsi as a period piece)
Score = 1
Meat Creek
Score = 2
Ocean's 81.
Score = 2
A Beautiful Mink.
Score = 4
Pam's Labyrinth, a puzzle-based spin off of The Office
Children of Mon, a documentary on Bob Marley's thirteen children
The Science of Steep, a documentary on tea
(side note: I hate that I'm always late to these. There is too much of a delay on Google Reader. Everyone loves a whiner!)
Score = 3
I just realized I broke the rules, like, at least 10 times. I read them, but I guess I didn't READ them. Apologies to everyone for my total lack of regard for the integrity of Videogum and its contests. I hereby relinquish all points awarded to me, and I will disappear back into Lurkdom for an indefinite period of time.
Also: The Tan of Steve
Score = 12
You deserve the points for Beck to the Future because I would actually really like to see that movie.
Score = 6
She's Shaving A Baby.
Score = 0
In Bruces
Score = 2
Really, no one has done Petty Woman already?
Score = -5
Probably because it doesn't work. READ THE RULES!
Score = 9
Clarks
Superman and Rhett Butler talk about Star Wars. In lo-fi. Then they play hockey.
Score = 6
Die Hand: Die Wahre Geschichte Einer Hand.
Score = 5
A Cockwork Orange
Score = -4
Stop, or my mom will shout.
Score = 13
The Poondock Saints
Score = 6
Or, The Boondock Taints
Score = 4
I am amazed how many people cannot figure out the rules of this game. They are really simple. You can only change one letter. You cannot ADD any letters. Thanks.
Score = 5
kthanksbye.
Score = 17
Mad Mex: the George Lopez story
Score = 8
Blade Punner: the story of everyone's favorite ice-skating jokester.
Score = 6
Hot Ron
Score = 1
In The Mood For Rove.
Score = 3
WALL-Ω
Score = 11
American History ♥ ?
Score = 10
American Wangster
Score = 6
Rosemary's Babe
Score = 1
Cookie of the Year
Score = 4
Nom nom nom
Score = 1
Bellboy and Bellboy II: The Golden Arms
Score = 1
Get Lich or Die Tryin' (biopic about 50 cent's Wow career)
Score = 2
Gwen or Glenda: The Story of Ed Wood's Less Confused Sister.
Score = 2
The Matric'
A rags-to-riches story about a Compton street kid's improbable rise to Scottish heraldry.
Score = 1
Schindler's Lisp
Score = 0
All the following are part of the Stab Wars series.
A New Pope
The Umpire Strikes Back
Return of She-Jedi
The Phantom Menage
Attack of the Cloves
Revenge of the Pith
Score = 7
Raping Bull.
Score = 4
Sr. No
The Man with the Golden Pun
Pie Another Day
A Time to Kiln
Pulp Diction
Stay, Wars (can you add punctuation?)
Score = 2
This Film is Not Yet Raped
Score = 12
Faster Pussycat Kill Bill.
Score = 12
Beer Hunter
Score = 2
SARS Attacks!
Score = 9
Casito Royale
Bond, spanish language edition?
Score = 3
Dude, There's My Car
Score = 33
The Colour of Honey- Paul Newman teaches Tom Cruise the tricks of the pool shark trade (No homo). Also, bees.
Score = 4
When Harry Met Wally- Can two guys ever be friends without sex getting in the way? (you guys already know who'd star in this one)
Score = 6
The 10-Year-Old Virgin.
Score = 25
Blood Pimple.
Score = 3
Che Godfather.
Score = 0
Win A Date with Dad Hamilton
Score = 1
The Exercist: She exercises so much, it's like she's possessed!
Score = 15
When Harry Wet Sally
Score = 14
Goy Story- One gentile's struggle
Score = 7
The Karate Yid
Score = 5
You've Got Fail
I am way too addicted to this.
Score = 3
Jurassic Pork.
The Defarted.
The Fappening.
Pee-Pee's Big Adventure
Score = 3
Mulholland ER
Mild At Heart
Score = 8
John Carpenter's The Thang
Score = 10
They Love
In the Mouth of Sadness
The Pog
Score = 1
Man thats annoying, i was just at the movies and saw that and thought to myself there is no possible variation on it. Pretty dumb really seeing as there's only four other vowels. Aaaanyways I saw trailers for, New Mood, The Golfman and M Night Shamalamadingdong's The Airbender(!) which the less said the better.
Score = 1
The DeFARTED
Score = 0
A Fist Called Wanda
The Fister King
Score = 1
The Furious Case of Benjamin Button
T.W.A.T.
Diary of a Man Black Woman
Must... stop. Taking a break. It's fun though!
Score = 4
The Poloist
Score = 1
Twitter
Score = 6
the queef
cider horse rules
fastasia
a few hood men
head of slate
you've got fail
jung
garden stat
Score = 3
the prince of aides
Score = 1
P.R. I Love You
Score = 6
The Lives of Otters
Score = 14
princess brine
Score = 2
Spacemalls: SkyMall of the Future
Score = 2
P for Vendetta
Score = 2
Good Will Cunting.
Score = 4
As GOOP As It Gets.
Score = 15
I like all of yours so much because 1. They're hilarious duh and 2. I imagine the woman in your picture (Camryn Manheim?) saying them with so much enthusiasm that she can barely contain her laughter enough to get them out. Winner. You.
Score = 3
Aw thanks!
And I guess thanks also to Camryn.
Score = 2
things to do in denver when you're deaf
Score = 9
Mystic Diver
Score = 2
All About Stove
Iron Mao
Sighs
Saving Primate Ryan
Munster
Score = 9
Kim Zolciak stars in: Little Miss Bunshine.
Score = 2
Iran Man.
Score = 9
Funky Games
Torture with a groovy beat
Score = 8
Revenge of the Nerfs
Score = 4
Lady in the Wager - M. Night Shamalamadingdong's unauthorized sequel to My Fair Lady
Score = 3
Chafing Amy
This is the last one for me, I promise.
Score = 3
Chinktown: a tribute to Roman Polanski, because rapist and racist are also only one letter apart
Score = 9
Pant Labyrinth -- the worst jeans ever.
Momento -- the shortest Spanish movie in history.
A Streetcat Named Desire -- Disney's adaptation of the classic.
Potential pornos:
American Bangster
Lost in Translotion
Adventurehand
The Creamers
Requiem for a Cream
Score = 4
"translotion" is genius.
Score = 0
Barfield
Score = 3
Bar of the Worlds
Score = 2
where the mild thing are, ron, top gunt, the ion king, ghostbasters, contract
Score = 0
Like half of those don't work. You can't add or subtract letters. I AM THE POLICE FOR THIS GAME, AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE REBELLION!
Score = 1
relax, 'technojeremy'
Score = 1
I, Robit
Rash Hour
Honey, I Shrunk the AIDS
50 First Mates
The Sum of All Bears
Score = 9
Bier Fest
2 Fast From Furious - The Christmas Special
Score = 1
Robocod (anyone remember that game?)
Score = 2
K, I'm totally not scouring the previous three billion comments, so if any of these are repeats, either downvote me or just keep it to yourself.
All That Jizz
12 Honkeys
Boyz N The Food
Bearless
Five Easy Nieces
Kiss Kiss Gang Bang
Score = 5
G.I Hoe
Transfarmers
Spinal Fap
The Thin Red Lime
True Pies
The Fig Lebowski
Maxi Driver
Quiz Shoe
Office Spice
Score = 0
Blogie Nights!
Score = 0
A Fish Balled Wanda
Score = 8
Twat
Score = 0
Rape Fear
Score = 6
Gaycheck... Tom Cruise's gonna flip out
Score = 0
Miami Rice
Score = 0
Hovel Rwanda. (sorry, Rwanda.)
Score = 0
Grandma's Toy
Score = 1
Orifice Space
Score = -1
a whole new meaning to "Where's my stapler?"
Score = 1
Doesn't work.
Score = -2
White Men Can't Dump
Score = 2
Dustin Hoffman stars as a cross-dressing personal injury lawyer in...
Tortsie
What do I win?
Score = 2
the Mommy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Score = 1
The Funtouchables
Score = -2
Speed Raper
Score = 1
Speed Raper
Score = 0
Chode
Score = 2
The Incredible Sulk
Score = 1
27 Presses
Knocked IP
Groundhog Gay
Score = 1
A Hard Gays Night.
Score = 1
Bone With The Wind.
"....oh, Ashley." Too much?
Score = 0
Zombiehand
Score = 0
The Meaning Of Liff.
Score = 0
Okay, so I went actually crazy with this game over the weekend. There were so many that made me Lots of Love Out Loud. Especially Sarah Silverman's. Who knew, right?
Anyway, here are my contributions:
Sleeping with the Enema
Jews
Righteous Kiln
My Sister's Beeper
Seven Bears in Tibet
Nick and NORAD's Infinite Playlist
The Pursuit of Sappiness
Loogie Nights
Cake Fear
Snot Falling on Cedars
Massage in a Bottle
A Beautiful Mine
Dawn of the Deaf
The Long Piss Goodnight
Bunny Games
The Secret Wife of Bees
Speed Lacer
Lars and the Seal Girl
Lady in the Wafer
Sleeping Beatty
American Pee
Swallow Hal
All Pogs Go to Heaven
I Love You, Nan
We Wore Soldiers
Burp After Reading
Danny the Champiñón of the World
James and the Leach
Kill Biel
And the ones I've stolen:
Womb Raider
Beauty and the Yeast
Back to the Suture
Score = 7
Annie Get Your Pun - The Ann Landers story
Catman
The World's Fattest Indian
The Frying Game - A chef falls for his best friend's girl.
The Engrish Patient
High Poon
La Dolce Pita - The story of a Greek family who open a restaurant in a predominantly Italian neighborhood.
Black Cawk Down
The Zion King
The Men Who Stare at Coats - A documentary about GQ
No Country For Old Jen - The Jennifer Anison story
Shakespeare in Rove - Karl Rove drops out of politics and rediscovers his love of community theater.
Training Gay - A rogue detective takes a rookie cop under his wang.
Score = 6
Catch Me If You Cain!*
*Romantic comedy about the first two queers.
Trailer is as follows:
"After the world's first beard (picture of Eve with Adam, Adam has a beard but camera pans to Eve), there was the world's first bear (definition of a gay "bear" appear below picture of muscular, hairy Cain panning to the fawning, effeminite Able sexily dressed like a bear).
In Theatres Christmas Day."
Score = -3
Doesn't work.
Score = 1
Punch Drunk Rove.*
*someone finally punchasized Karl's face, for free!
Score = 4
Flaps of Our Fathers
Score = 1
gone with the mind because he's crazy hahah yea this pleases me
Score = 2
Hannah And Her Fisters
Score = 1
Spy Yids
Score = 1
Brainspotting
The Jungle Gook (written and directed by Sen. John McCain)
Grizzly Pan - the story of a bear who never grows up
High Loon
Children of Hen (working title Eggs: the Untold Story)
Score = 1
The Science of Bleep
(a brief history of censorship)
Mod Dog and Glory
(a hip dog in the 70's has his day)
Score = 2
Raiders of the Lost Arm
Score = 2
Jungle 3 Jungle
Which is also the name of the sequel to Jungle 2 Jungle. Two jungles just weren't enough.
Score = 2
Honest to freaking good God, me and my friends were wasting our work days playing this via facebook chat two days ago.....only we had to also think up plots...
Ho Country For Old Men - a group of retired men head to Amsterdam
Bill Bill - Bill recieves a giant hotel bill and undergoes a zany, madcap adventure to raise the funds
Ghostdusters - supernaturally tidy poltergeists move in
Bin City - a highly stylised tale of a group of extraordinary binmen who clean up the streets (with trash compactors and rubber gloves)
Die Bard - the death of William Shakespeare starring Bruce Willis as the playwright
King Bong - the ultimate stoner comedy starring Gorillas
Score = 2
Oh and You've Got Bail - a heartwarming tale of a prisoner seeking bail to visit his ladylove penpal on the outside...
Score = 2
Goy Story!!
My personal favorite. Buzz off!!
Score = 1
Step up 2: the strepts
ooohhhh, we Illin now, SON!
Score = 2
Forrest hump
Score = 0
There's Something About Hary.
Score = 1
The Dykes of Hazzard
Score = 3
Das Foot
Score = 3
400
Score = 4
Get Rich Or Die Trying
Score = 2
Twilight: New Poon
I believe I just thought up the title to the inevitable porn parody.
Score = 3
Twilight: New Moan is the porn parody title i believe you're looking for.
Score = 1
Chinatoon
Score = 0
Ream Window
Score = 0
California Spite
Flay It Again, Sam
The Public Enema
Gooffellas
Sweat Smell of Success
Score = 0
Ape in the Hole
California Splat
The Slagger's Wife
Score = 0
The Green Pile
I Love You, Can
Angels and Lemons
Burp After Reading
Score = 1
Go Kill a Mockingbird
Score = 4
A Mime to Kill
Score = 2
M*A*S*K*, Jim Carrey in a surgical hospital during the korean war
Score = 0
Michael Jackson and Diana Ross star...
The Jiz
Score = 0
I missed this. I am late. Here are mine from Twitter.
Harry Potter and the Giblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets
2001: A Spice Odyssey
and my favorite:
Minority Resort
Score = 1
Ghostlusters.
Score = 0
Se8en
Score = -1
shoot - sorry! didn't see this one already up there!
Score = 0
Bran Torino
Score = 0
Mystic Liver (either about organ meat chefs or asians in boston)
Score = 2
Sew
Score = 2
i know who pilled me.
i'll show myself out.
Score = 0
Woodspock
Score = 0
Kiss Kiss Gang Bang
Score = 0
Kiss Kiss Gang Bang
Score = 0
Chicken Nun
Score = 2
Pretty Loman
Score = 0
Death of a Salesman? No takers, huh?
Score = 0
Commy Boy
Score = 0
I Can Do Dad All By Myself
Score = 4
The Wangover
Score = 0
Jurassic Perk
Score = 0
whatever morks
and
mindy city heat
it's a double feature.
Score = 1
Petter Off Dead
Score = 0
Strange Gays
Score = 2
I'm boycotting this stupid game because it's FASCIST rules prevent me from entering the obvious winner: Scrotal Recall.
Score = 0
I'm boycotting this stupid game because it's FASCIST rules prevent me from entering the obvious winner: Scrotal Recall.
Score = 0
Stutter Island - T-t-t-ten t-t-t-times b-b-b-bettah than the f-f-f-fahckin' D-d-d-depahted
Score = 1
All That Jizz. Sorry.
Score = 3
Gone with the Bind: The David Carradine Story
yikes. My apologies.
Score = 0
Horse Party 2: The Pajama Jam
Score = 0
Horse Party 2: The Pajama Jam
Score = 0
28 Gays Later-- The tale of a man driven into frenzy after having sex with 28 different guys... in 28 minutes!!!!!
Score = 0
Dookie of the Year
Score = 0
AKA Where the Wild Things Are?
Score = 0
No Country for old Ben
Score = 1
Gongs of New York: You are cordially invited to an engaging and melodious torrent of facts regarding this beautiful South Asian instrument of antiquity and its most valuable descendants in various islands of New York. See the Nipple Gong of Lower East Side! The suspended gong Shueng Kwong in the East Village! And the mysterious suspended gong of the Trump Tower! This is indeed a documentary!
Score = 0
Pumping Tron. The plot of Running Man and Tron overlap in this action packed hit starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a computer software developer who must partake in gladiatorial combat to escape a world of his own creation!
Score = 2
agent cody canks
Score = 1
LOL(k) Who's Talking.
Quick, to the Twitcave!
Score = 2
Womb Raider
Score = 2
Gatman
The Water Goy
Minority Retort
The Food Girl (taken from The Good Girl w/ Jen Anniston)
I apologize if I inadvertently stole any of these I don't have the patience to read through all the comments!)
Score = 0
Also,
Vanilla Spy
Some Like It, Not! (aka Some Like It Hot)
Pus Stop
Jurassic Pork (could be a porno, could be a food network exclusive)
Gulp Fiction
Score = 0
Finally,
Mortal Wombat
Fact/Off
The Incredible Sulk (don't make him passive agressive...)
Score = 0
Fanny Games
Score = 0
Pron
Score = 0
3 Fast 3 Furious
Score = 0