The Newest Real Housewife Of New York Is An Asshole
Kelly Killoren Bensimon has been arrested! For assault! From the NY Daily News:
Kelly Killoren Bensimon, 40, was arrested last week for misdemeanor assault after 30-year-old Nicholas Stefanov called cops, saying she punched him.Bensimon, who appears on Bravo's hit reality show "The Real Housewives of New York City," socked him "with a closed fist, causing lacerations below the left eye and substantial pain," the criminal complaint he filed with police charges.
The model/editor/reality TV star - who is actually divorced - turned herself in Thursday, two days after the incident. She was released on her own recognizance.
Yikes. For a socialite, being arrested for assault must really put some sand in the caviar (as the old saying goes). The rest of the article goes on to claim that the charges won't stick and that Bensimon is acting all like "whatevs, pass the chamapagne, where my jet at?" But you can't just get arrested for assault and then go about your business. Even if she doesn't end up in jail (although how incredible would it be if she went to jail and how important for us as a people) the stigma of dangerous choices is there, like Lady MacBeth's damn'd spot, or, you know, Danny Bonaduce's face.
In any case, I am downgrading her from "Marry" to "Fuck" and she should consider herself lucky that it wasn't a straight slide to "Kill." This boat is real!
Posted by Gabe at 9:30 AM in Behind The Scenes, Justice
Tags: Crime | Fighting | Kelly Killoren Bensimon | The Real Housewives Of New York City




































she went to my high school, graduated in 1986. she spoke at graduation a few years ago and it was horrible, she just talked about herself. we're pretty ashamed of it.
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Instead of downgrading her to "fuck" can't we just downgrade her to irrelevant?
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Ok, violence is bad, but I want to know why she hit the guy.
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did you see her on the horse and got flipped off----she wanted to go after that horse and hurt it--clearly ---just review the tape and you can see--she is an abusive woman and i bet the guy tried all he could to get away-----she should be in trouble and get help cause obviously her daddy took care of all her tantrums
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