That's Justin Timberlake's Girlfriend: Jessica Biel Practices Stripping
Whose idea was it to make the Striptease remake Powder Blue, and to let Access Hollywood take us behind the scenes of Jessica Biel's stripping-practice in a cluttered garage? Not sexy:
"She balanced her weight on one foot while spinning around with her eyes closed!" Not with her eyes closed! I find the scenes where she's just practicing the choreography of stripping in front of people in a garage, but she still makes "sexy" faces, very very creepy, but I'm sure Justin Timberlake does not.
Posted by Lindsay at 10:30 AM in Behind The Scenes
Tags: Jessica Biel | Justin Timberlake | Powder Blue | Strippers
what would you do if your son was at home, cryin all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry? and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money. and his daddy's gone, somewhere smoking rock now in and out of lockdown, I ain't got a job now. so for you this is just a good time, but for me, this is what i call life.
yeah.
Score = 11
I'm actually ok with this.
wtg, Access Hollywood.
Score = 2
I like the director thinking it would take MONTHS for her to learn the art of striptease. Isn't the reason why people who, in Biel's words, 'haven't been to college, and have no education' go into stripping because it's a pretty quick learning curve?
WTG Biel - this role will make you a hero to single moms everywhere.
Score = 6
Jessica Biel is some form of hero, and I'm some form of pervert.
Score = 0
I'm sorry, are you suggesting we encourage the entertainment media NOT to find any excuse to show Jessica Biel taking her clothes off? You know, in some ways we are such different people...
Score = 2
Jessica Biel is so sexy! I've been having fantasies of her ever since she was on 7th Heaven.
Score = -3
I actually sat through all of Chuck and Larry, which was basically one long unfunny gay joke, for her.
Score = 0
Good for Jessica Beil. She not only became a great stripper but also found the time to become unbelievably condescending too.
Score = 5
According to the movies, stripper and hooker seem to be the most popular occupations for women. I'm just glad Jessica Biel isn't resorting to any kind of stereotype in order to finally get a starring role.
Score = 6
'Creepy' is not the word I would use to describe Jessica Biel stripping.
'Creepy' is watching this video for the 12th time in the row.
Make that 13.
Score = 5