Did You Know That Jimmy Carter Used To Be A Zing Farmer? • The former Commander in Zing shows that he's still got it.
Posted at 2:15 PM in Behind The Scenes, Politics, Where Are They Now?
Tags: Jay Leno | Jimmy Carter | Kanye West | MTV Video Music Awards | Taylor Swift
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
MORE »
If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
MORE »
I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
MORE »
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
MORE »
Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
MORE »
Did you know that a killer swimming rabbit once attacked Jimmy Carter while he was in a fishing boat? He had only his zings to protect him. And unlike the post title, this story is true.
Score = 4
I've heard this, and it is a great story.
Score = 0
Jimmy Carter is doing your job for you. You should start a humanitarian shelter-building organization and show him how it feels!
Score = 16
While I appreciate Pres. Carter's Zing (I think), I don't understand why anybody who's "anybody" feels they have to "weigh in" on this matter. Jimmy Carter was president of the United States of America! this incident was at the VMA's! the VMA's! I even had the pleasure of hearing The Donald's reaction on the news yesterday. what? what kind of association does Donald Trump have with Kanye West, or Taylor Swift, or the VMA's? Has someone asked Stephen Hawking, or Smokey the Bear what they think of this?
Score = 1
Smokey the Bear said, "While I agree that Beyonce shoulda won, that pussy Kanye needs to leave shit alone, you feel me?"
Actual quote.
Score = 12
Hmmm. What do they all have in common... Bad hair? Two-syllable first names, and one-syllable surnames? A condo???
OBVIOUSLY he is super connected to them both in myriad ways, and definitely needed to comment on this one.
Score = 3
If I were Jimmy Carter, I would have added that the Jay Leno Show is the real hostage crisis. (This is why I'm not Jimmy Carter.)
Score = 14
I like you because you said "if I were." People need to understand the subjunctive.
Score = 13
It was kind of amazing to imagine the Hulkster saying "People need to understand the subjunctive."
Score = 6
Jimmy Carter: X-President, Zing King
Score = 0
he and roger ebert come from long lines of zing farmers, they were zinging when they were still in knee-shorts.
Score = 9
Jimmy Carter: showing Obama how it's done.
Score = 4
Not impressed with anything ole peanut head has to say- He now states that any Criticism of Bama is "racist". What an idiot! (by the way the nobel peace prize is an excellent substitute for toilet paper)
Score = -11
I hope your zing crop is better next year, because this year's harvest is disappointing.
Score = 12