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March 27, 2009

A Test Of Endurance

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Your sense of self is constructed from the accumulation of your life experiences, the books you've read, the lessons of your parents, etc, etc. But a lot of it is theoretical, abstract. And as you get older, this abstraction only becomes more obvious, and more difficult to accept. We in America lead a life of such cultured ease that our confrontation with genuine difficulty is rare, and to be taken out of one's comfort zone requires effort and determination. So, there comes a time in everyone's life when they wonder what they are made of. An ancient desire to test one's mettle. What kind of man am I? What kind of woman? There is a savage desire to throw yourself against the world, and see which of you moves. In order to determine this brute relationship, and to gauge yourself against your fellow human beings, a test is required. For some, it is the spirit quest, a journey of survival into the wasteland. For some it is conquering a childhood fear, to prove that you are the master of your own destiny. For some it is cage fighting.

And for some, it is attempting to watch this 10 minute long unedited footage of the Gossip Girl photo shoot for Rolling Stone.

Well? It's like a pain Bar Mitzvah.

I EARNED MY DUNE EYES.

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I can't do it. Why did I think I could do it. I only made it :51 in.

Posted by: Blondie profile link at 03/27/09 2:40 PM  | Reply
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Yeah. No. It's hopeless.

Posted by: RobinRubbermaid  in reply to  Blondie's comment at 03/27/09 2:52 PM  | Reply
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A test of endurance indeed. I can do 2 girls 1 cup 40 times in a row no problem but no can do to 10 minutes of this horseshit.

Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link at 03/27/09 2:48 PM  | Reply
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Fear is the mind killer.

Posted by: apesofmath profile link  in reply to  Kenny Powers's comment at 03/27/09 3:11 PM  | Reply
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Why?

Posted by: adrienne profile link at 03/27/09 2:51 PM  | Reply
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i made it 19 seconds. i am ashamed of myself :(

Posted by: noah at 03/27/09 3:06 PM  | Reply
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I did it! The sleeper has awakened!

Posted by: apesofmath profile link at 03/27/09 3:12 PM  | Reply
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A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

http://www.cakefarts.com/

Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link at 03/27/09 3:14 PM  | Reply
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whoa. i'm confused. thanks? shame.

Posted by: sammy  in reply to  Kenny Powers's comment at 03/27/09 3:29 PM  | Reply
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They tried and died.

Posted by: Annie at 03/27/09 3:32 PM  | Reply
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3:00

I actually have the cover as my iPod wallpaper...I must change it now because I may have flashbacks to watching that.

Posted by: Darren87 profile link at 03/27/09 3:37 PM  | Reply
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Man, I don't know why but this shoot keeps making me reflect on the state of our economy.

Posted by: ben at 03/27/09 3:45 PM  | Reply
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what's really horrible is that somewhere on the internets, someone is masturbating to this boringness right now.

Posted by: D at 03/27/09 4:38 PM  | Reply
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Rule 34 should go into affect in 3...2...1...

Posted by: sarcasticmeow profile link  in reply to  D's comment at 03/27/09 5:00 PM  | Reply
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Consider it done.

Posted by: Pee Wee  in reply to  D's comment at 03/31/09 12:26 AM  | Reply
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I got 24 seconds in. At least those girls are having fun. At. Dinner. (Ice cream dinner.)

Posted by: Carrie profile link at 03/27/09 4:59 PM  | Reply
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serena totally lied to letterman. they could afford two ice cream cones!

Posted by: spectator profile link at 03/27/09 5:49 PM  | Reply
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THE PAIN!!!!!!

Posted by: solidunit at 03/27/09 5:54 PM  | Reply
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i made it through. eventually you get so bored you're fascinated. it's around the time your soul dies, probably.

Posted by: lauren at 03/27/09 7:11 PM  | Reply
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No women child ever withstood that much Gabe, Rolling Stone must have wanted you to fail.

Posted by: Selena at 03/27/09 7:38 PM  | Reply
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P.S.
You don't earn your dune eyes simply by withstanding pain.
One also needs to become horribly addicted to The Spice

Posted by: Selena at 03/27/09 7:42 PM  | Reply
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17 seconds. DONE.

Posted by: .bryan. profile link at 03/28/09 3:14 AM  | Reply
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LOL wut is dis da friars club? LOL who be waring digs like dat? no 1 fo reel! LOL

Posted by: Pistachio Disguisey profile link at 03/28/09 4:25 AM  | Reply
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Watched the whole boring thing. Started playing name that tune with ht ebackground music about half way through. My eyes actually do hurt a little now.

Posted by: atomiquepink profile link at 03/28/09 12:17 PM  | Reply
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* the background music.
yeah, it's hard to type when your eyes are in pain

Posted by: atomiquepink profile link  in reply to  atomiquepink's comment at 03/28/09 12:21 PM  | Reply
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1:46 right after they cut it. Unedited my ass.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 03/30/09 9:06 AM  | Reply
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Hey ya i lasted almost all the way but i hadtofast forward, but are you going to do a recap of the last episode of GG??? because i really love ur recaps they areso funny and i really need to laugh at the last episode since i almost cried from horror!!

Posted by: susu at 04/02/09 8:42 PM  | Reply
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Gabe, where is the recap? You're hurting my heart right now. I need my weekly recap fix.

Posted by: parasitic profile link at 04/03/09 10:31 PM  | Reply
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Last GG episode was MADE for you to make fun of Gabe, it was just so awful in how outlandish it was.

Posted by: Apexa at 04/06/09 5:21 PM  | Reply
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