Gabe
loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal
alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
Rip Torn's eyes would barely open and his face was a ravaged, haggard, stubbly mess. His chapped lips stuck together, and the pavement had left a red, mottled impression against his cheek. He looked around blearily, barely able to focus...
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
You know, the truth is, I actually like romantic comedies. I am man enough to admit that. We all would love to live in a world of love and friendship and gentle laughter. Why not? You think I want it...
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This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.
In the future, when the ultra-light telepathic super-mecha, derived from the core technology of the Cybertronics "Real Boys" line of love children, are sifting through the ice wastes for any remnants of the long extinct human race that once created...
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Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
"Whoa." --Kebanu Roves It is weird that you can't do things normally in New York sometimes. Like, I'm so sorry that I ate an early dinner before going to see Avatar on Friday night the way that a HUMAN BEING...
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I'd love to see a table with Omar from The Wire and Seth MacFarlane. Not the actor who played Omar, but Omar--I'd love to see how that plays out.
Score = 6
"He thought his show was good. I disagreed."
Score = 6
I'd love to see Omar host the Emmys.
Score = 4
Ah! All of those women do (or have, or do in reruns (julia) or never do (weeds girl) make me laugh and smile so much.
I realize that was the least well-communicated sentence possible, but I think you understand. So much love.
Throw me some Tina and we're happy. Who needs men in comedy?
Score = 1
and I was totally right, too.
watched the "comedy actors" youtube (because the female comedians are just "women of comedy"?? ugh) and the men were terribly boring, only really liked John Krasinski. Shut up, Jon Cryer.
Score = 6
and I was totally right, too.
watched the "comedy actors" youtube (because the female comedians are just "women of comedy"?? ugh) and the men were terribly boring, only really liked John Krasinski. Shut up, Jon Cryer.
Score = 2
They posted that so fast they posted it a week before the nominations were announced.
I smells conspiracy.
Score = 0
sarah silverman is MUCH funnier when she's just being candid. no more rehearsing for you, sarah.
and all the other women in the room - i'm looking at YOU, mary louise parker - are playing to her... sarah silverman's the HBIC, if you didn't already know.
Score = 3
That thing could've lasted hours and I still would've watched every second of it. MOAR!
Score = 0