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December 1, 2008

T.I. Overdoes It On The "Swag" Thing, Remains Sexy While Doing So

Such a significant promo.

(via GoldenFiddle)

Breakfast
"What can you expect? You can expect to see me, eating pancakes, at a table. I'm going to eat buttermilk pancakes like they were caviar. It was an honor, an honor and a privilege to be considered to eat such a significant pancake."

Grocery Shopping
"What can you expect? You can expect to see me, putting items, in a basket. I'm going to select groceries the way I would select Maybachs. It was an honor, an honor and a privilege to be considered to shop for such significant groceries."

Brushing Teeth
"I bring a little bit of youth. A little swag. I'm going to brush these teeth the way I would brush God's teeth. Such a significant mouth."

And cetra. The moral is from the comedies, to the mysteries, to the greatest sitcoms in history, TAKE IT EASY, T.I.

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Becca

T.I. is laying it on a bit thick. Slow down, or NBC will end up pregnant.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 12/01/08 10:17 AM | Reply
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