Please Let The Britney Spears Time Travel Holocaust Movie Be Real
A website called the National Ledger, which appears to be a subsidiary of Jukt Micronics, is reporting on an amazing movie deal that they claim is in progress, but they're basically the only ones reporting on it, which kind of makes me think that it's not so much in progress as it is in the National Ledger's imagination. And yet, I hope with all of my hearts (I am like a squid) that this is real.
Britney Spears could be set to follow her successful Circus tour with a role in a new film, according to reports. The 27-year-old star is still touring the world with her Circus tour, and it is claimed a script for a film called The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton has been handed to Britney to look at.If she accepts the role, Britney will reportedly play the main role of Sophia LaMont, who creates a time machine and travels back to World War II where she meets a Jewish man called Eton at a concentration camp.
They then fall in love and travel back to the present day with the intention of getting married but they are both killed by Nazis.
HOLY SHIT. We're gonna need a bigger GREEN LIGHT. I want this to exist so bad that I'm going to pretend that "a script has been handed to Britney to look at" is a real and normal way for people to report entertainment news. Maybe if we give this writer a Pulitzer Prize for how good they are at it, it will help make this movie happen. That's how it works, right? My understanding of Hollywood rivals that of Robert Evans! (Thanks for the tip, Jake.)
Posted by Gabe at 10:45 AM in Behind The Scenes
Tags: Britney Spears | Holocaust | Jews | The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton
Wait, they travel back to the present and THAT'S when they're killed by Nazis? I think that's what Ethan Hawke likes to call "irony".
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When it comes to killing Britney I really wouldnt hesitate on Nazis coming back from the grave
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When it comes to killing Britney I really wouldnt hesitate on Nazis coming back from the grave
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You mean Dead Snow?? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1278340/
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"a script for a film called The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton has been handed to Britney to look at."
Britney: What's all that black stuff on the white page?
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I believe Britney's time travelling changes the past and causes the Nazis to win World War 2. What a great way to end this romantic comedy. Also, "Britney...Creates a time machine", really????
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Where we're going we won't need roads, or underwear, or basic impulse control.
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nothing fuels romance like being in a Concentration Camp.
MAKE THIS FILM, HOLLYWOOD.
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Yeah, I can't wait to see "Eton" and how the director would play off emaciation and psychic devastation manifested physically. Because that's the kind of character a Britney Spears heroine falls in love with. Heil Duh.
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They then fall in love and travel back to the present day with the intention of getting married but they are both killed by Nazis. yeah, no. lol. sounds like a 4th grader's book report to me. so unless the writers of the National Ledger (RIP) have read the actual screenplay, and are 8 year olds, i'm not buying.
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They're filming it around the perimeter.
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What is up with all of this time traveling (the time traveler's Wife) Nazi (Inglorious Basterds, Dead Snow) crap that is coming out. It seems like the pitch meeting go something like this.
http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play/4345
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i just can't get past her cocaine-induced nasal septum perforation. fingers crossed for a dubbed/subtitled version.
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not again! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Clown_Cried
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Oh man, I was waiting for someone to at least bring this up. NEVER FORGET!
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I smell Oscar!
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Crossroads 2: Crossroadin' Through Time, Y'All!
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i'm just impressed you managed to reference shattered glass in a funny and not-forced manner. touche.
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I know, he ALWAYS gets me with that reference, and I know I could never pull it off in real life. Hats off, Little Lord Gabriel.
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i'm going to start making outlandish stuff up and just add the phrase, "according to reports" to the end.
that's how all the world's bullshit is manufactured, apparently.
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According to reports, the movie is going to be called Oops, I Made This Movie
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Looks like Britney wants a Kush.
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I wish I had a bat-signal sized green light.
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If Britney's character had heard "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" she would know traveling in time and fucking people in concentration camps can only end badly...
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They get killed by Nazis? Um, how bout a SPOILER ALERT, National Ledger? I'm not even gonna bother buying my ticket on Fandango now.
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More like Shitler.
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Awkward moment when Britney has to distract Hitler with a sensual striptease and they realize they have matching 'staches.
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