Your Baby Dresses Like An Asshole • Jon Gosselin and Christian Audigier (Ed Hardy) are teaming up to design a children's clothing line. Now you, too, can make terrible decisions for your children.
Posted at 2:45 PM in Behind The Scenes
Tags: Christian Audigier | Ed Hardy | Fashion | Jon & Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Yuck
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Seriously, though, nothing about Jon Gosselin screams "competent fashion designer." In fact, nothing about him screams, "compentent," "fashion," or "designer," either.
Score = 11
Yet another reason to not have kids.
Score = 1
are we sure this isn't some ploy to dress all the children alike so he can just have all the children in the world so that people never stop watching him and he becomes the Most Sought After Person Ever, which is a real thing, that he wants?
Score = 0
I used to kind of feel bad for Jon Gosselin. This effectively makes any sympathy on my part null and void.
Score = 6
Divorced dads with at least 8 children will love this clothing line!
Score = 3
You're ugly and your daddy dresses you funny!
Score = 4
It took me until the second comment talking about Jon Gosselin before I realized that this wasn't Kate's idea. Goodwill for Jon Gosselin just took a serious hit.
Score = 6
I think it's a law, once you get an Orange County Chopper, you must go to St. Tropez and confer with Christian Audigier. You may have to wear Ed Hardy while riding your chopper too, but I'm a little murky on the specifics.
Score = 2
Just wait till my baby AXE Body Spray and highlight enhancing baby hair gel hit the market!
Parents, you too, can have your baby boy to grow up to be an eyebrow shaping douche bag.
Score = 9