October 6, 2008
Here is some behind the scenes footage from some movie starring Chris Brown and Paul Walker. That is how dumb it looks. They mention the movie 3,955 times in this clip, but I can't remember. I know there's a couch and some feathers in it.
The predicament that Chris Brown is in is that the Russians are storming in. Paul Walker likes shoot outs when they are technically on point and there is tactical reloading.
Do you know how much movies cost to make? It's thousands of thousands of hundreds of dollars. So just put it in the contract, Hollywood. Just put it in the contract. When you're getting everything ready, you just say "Chris Brown and Paul Walker are not allowed to talk. They are not allowed to describe what makes a scene good, and they should never explain what they like about shoot outs." Michael Ealy can keep talking until people know who he is, but then he will probably have to shut up, too, like a ballet, shut up.
Posted by Gabe at 3:40 PM in
Tags: Bone Deep | Chris Brown | Michael Ealy | Paul Walker
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))<>(( • Entourage has been picked up for a sixth season. Will these bitches never stop hugging it out?
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October 3, 2008
More Like Sacha Boring Cohen! • Last week he disrupted a fashion show in Milan, this week Sacha Baron Cohen disrupted some fashion shows in Paris. Meh. You can't really fault him though. Would you tell the sun not to disrupt a fashion show? Would you ask the stars in the sky not to shine on a fashion show, disrupting that fashion show? Would you tell the rain not to fall. On a fashion show. Disrupting it?
September 29, 2008
The New York Post has a gossip item today about Luann De Lesseps, one of the most wretched people on Earth. You may remember "the countess" from the Real Housewives of New York. She was the one who made all the other women, who were horrible, look slightly less horrible. She was the one who every time she appeared on screen you'd ask "did it just get colder in here?" Anyway, apparently she decided to give one lucky (wait, what did I say? No, the opposite of that) New Yorker some "expert" (wait, what did I say? No, the opposite of that) dating advice:
New Yorker Lilian Raji and a Korean female friend were at the St. Regis the other night having a drink. Raji was talking to a man while her pal surfed the gossip sites on her iPhone, when de Lesseps butted in.
According to Raji, de Lesseps turned to the duo and said, "I see you working so hard on your BlackBerry; you can't switch off. And I believe in empowering women, because I myself am a woman, so let me give you this advice. When men see females on their BlackBerrys working hard, it really turns them off."
Keep reading, it gets better (wait, what did I say?):
Continue reading The Real Housewives Of New York's Countess De Lesseps' Dating Pro Tips...
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Tags: Luann De Lesseps | Romance | The Real Housewives Of New York
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From G's To G's • We aren't totally clear on what's happening here, but while former From G's to Gents contestant E6 was doing some freestyle rapping (where? why? mysteries!), fellow former From G's to Gents contestant Kesan punched him in the face. At first this may seem ungentlemanly, until you remember that one of the first rules of a gentleman is to defend rap's honor.
September 26, 2008
Sacha Baron Cohen Continues To Draw A Paycheck • Sacha Baron Cohen was arrested in Milan after disrupting Agatha Ruiz de la Prada's fashion show in the character of Bruno. Just in case for some reason you thought Sacha Baron Cohen had quit his day job of going places and fucking with stuff. Nope.
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September 25, 2008
Last night Aaron Eckhart was on The Daily Show promoting his new movie Towelhead, when Jon gave him some ribbing about "dating a 13-year-old" in the movie. Aaron responded by pulling back the curtain on actors' talk show appearances. "The only reason I'm on this show is to hype this movie." When Jon recovers from giggling maniacally, Aaron explains his "reverse-method" acting style. Just a good time all around:
Last night I realized Aaron Eckhart and Jeremy Piven have the exact same voice. (Sorry, Aaron Eckhart.)
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Tags: Aaron Eckhart | The Daily Show | Towelhead
September 24, 2008
Spike Mendelsohn Should Go To Jail • Top Chef Season 4 contestant Spike Mendelsohn has received a citation from the Washington, D.C. health department at his burger restaurant for a number of violations, including STORING MEAT IN AN ALLEY. Well, they had to catch Al Capone on some tax evasion charges to get him for all the worse crimes, so maybe this is how we'll finally punish Spike for those fucking hats.
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