Be The First Kid On Your Block To Kill Yourself

I don't know how to set this up other than to say that it's totally real:

BULLETIN: Obviously, you would be insane not to take advantage of this amazing bargain. Who wouldn't want a .999 silver-plated commemorative September 11th 20 dollar bill with the numbers nine and 11 used to create the most moving denomination of currency ever and the twin towers set against a mirrored background much as they did that fateful day that is also actual Liberian currency that I think means you can spend this in Liberia which isn't weird and is totally a normal thing and Liberia sounds like a totally reasonable country? But I just want to know does it come with a gun and a single bullet and a pre-written letter to my family?

Dear America,

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Hate,
Gabe.

Posted by Gabe at 11:53 AM in Bad Idea Jeans
Tags: September 11th

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Judas was paid in silver coins for betraying Jesus.

I would love to be in the Liberian McDonald's when the first Dickmerican tourist tries to spend his JudasDeathSatanMoney on a Big Mac.

Posted by: Iamsosorry at 07/07/08 3:00 PM | Reply
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20.00 LRD (Liberian Dollars) = 0.316706 USD (U.S. Dollars)

according to xe.com

Posted by: John King at 07/07/08 7:11 PM | Reply
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Who the fuck needs a $20 bill that's so big it only fits in Andre The Giant's wallet and doesn't fold up? What a pain in the ass...

I might order one and hit the strip club just to see what happens when I try to tip one of the girls with it...

Posted by: Roark at 07/07/08 7:24 PM | Reply
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Those buildings Do NOT look Anything like the Twin Towers! Somebody said engrave the twin towers He thought they meant these!

http://pictures.traveladventures.org/images/dubai-architecture03

Posted by: C.A. at 07/26/08 4:42 PM | Reply
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