And they just shared their "video Christmas card" with MySpace. But oops! It's not. And it hurts from the "Fo Shizzle" to the Pun'kd reference to the mention of Kaballah to the mention of Obama. It just hurts. Ouch:
Being Ashton Kutcher and having a company with an office and fancy video cameras and time on your hands is easy. Internet comedy videos are hard.
Posted by Lindsay at 4:15 PM in Bad Idea Jeans
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Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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Can I make a simple observation?
Anyone else notice that like 94% of the names in the credits were Jewish surnames?
Goldberg, Goldbaum, etc. etc.
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I wish I could put a punching bounty on Ashton Kutcher's head. And in case you're wondering, a punching bounty is something I just made up where you don't kill the guy to get money, you just find a way to punch him very hard in the head. Ideally the face part of the head.
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Why do I spend so much time watching videos that irritate me to the point that I can't focus on anything productive?
Ashton Kutcher stocking this year will contain no presents, but thousands of slips of paper printed with the youtube url of this video.
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I stopped forcing myself to watch at the "Punk'd" slaying part.
I have bad taste in a lot of stuff,
But that was in reaaaallly bad taste.
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Ashton-Damn-Kutcher.
What a wretched waste of a human soul...
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