Another Stark Reminder Of How Performance Art Is The Worst

It's 2008, you guys. Making fun of performance art is like building a time machine and shooting old fish in a past barrel. There is no confusion on the subject of performance art. We're all in agreement. Hatred of performance art is the glue that holds this nation together. But just because we all feel confident in our shared position towards performance art and David Sedaris wrote an essay about in back when he was good doesn't mean that it isn't still going on. At least in Poland. Like this woman PERFORMING FELLATIO ON A MICROPHONE?! It is categorized on YouTube as "music," I guess because there is no category for "Warden of Barf Jail."

(via 50Cent.livejournal.com)

The most upsetting part of this whole video is at the end when it pulls back to show all those people watching her without any kind of sticks or weapons in their hands. It's almost as if they don't plan to beat her to death when she's done.

Posted by Gabe at 4:45 PM in Bad Idea Jeans
Tags: Performance Art

15 Comments

the bald guy with the ponytail couldn't even take it.

Posted by: adrienne at 11/19/08 5:01 PM | Reply
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Ugh. Now people in charge of funding stuff are going to be all like, "Why do we need to be funding the Arts, when some of them are going to be this girl?" And that's why most people today don't care about art. Because of people like this girl.

Posted by: y at 11/19/08 5:06 PM | Reply
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ahahahahaha

That made my week!

Posted by: GrimEden  in reply to y's comment at 11/20/08 2:11 AM | Reply
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I was expecting so much more from the opening of the "aint no sorry" exhibition.

Posted by: trevormail at 11/19/08 5:28 PM | Reply
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You know how at the end of the video it pops up and shows you other related videos?
There are 2 others titled "microphone blow job" or some part of that
How sad is that? At least 3 videos exist like this!

Posted by: CarolineA at 11/19/08 6:17 PM | Reply
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I'm surprised the microphone didn't shoot white stuff in her face afterward- Good grief!

Posted by: Jenn at 11/19/08 6:19 PM | Reply
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the most disturbing part of this video is that gabe got it from 50cent.livejournal.com

Posted by: radioactive rabbit at 11/19/08 6:41 PM | Reply
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Ugh, is she masturbating? Everything about this is the most awful.

Posted by: Erin at 11/19/08 6:53 PM | Reply
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This reminds me of Mena Suvari's short run on Six Feet Under.

Posted by: tautou at 11/19/08 7:15 PM | Reply
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Ew. She gags in the other ones.

Posted by: Funtastik at 11/19/08 8:08 PM | Reply
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David Sedaris is still great!

Posted by: Elle at 11/19/08 9:07 PM | Reply
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someone has polish daddy issues.

Posted by: grace6697 at 11/20/08 12:52 AM | Reply
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She's no good at it.

Performance art, that is! Zing.

Also, she's no good at head.

Posted by: Rich at 11/20/08 8:36 AM | Reply
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If you're gonna blow a microphone, you should at least pop your top.

Posted by: Uncle Grambo at 11/20/08 10:48 AM | Reply
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she put her hair in a ponytail. ha.

Posted by: spencer at 11/20/08 11:51 AM | Reply
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