There Is No Such Thing As Ban On Cats Day • While I agree that there are wholly too many cats on the Internet, I do not agree with today's proposed Ban on Cats day. THIS IS AMERICA, MOTHERFUCKERS! In any event, this mini-post is about as much protest as the whole thing deserves. Play this ridiculous nonsense off, Keyboard Cat!
Posted at 5:00 PM in Backlashes, WebJunk
Tags: Cats
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The Internet will die before lolcats do. Count on it.
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Just gonna be twice as many cats tomorrow.
Score = 8
finally, somebody fucking preaching the word. good on meow, gabe.
Score = 2
Score = 8
I'd like to think I have something to do with this. You're welcome, world.
Score = 0
why would you ban cats? are you tired of having your heart warmed?
e-benezer i-scrooge needs to stop grinching around the internet and just let the cute furry love happen. LET IT HAPPEN.
Score = 7
No cats on Internet is what the terrorists want! Don't let the terrorists win!
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Score = 7
I like cats.
Score = 2
Thank goodness I was able to go downstairs and see my cat reading the newspaper. You can ban cats on the internet all you want but that won't stop them from being cute!
Score = 4