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July 16, 2008

Quinton "Rampage" Jackson Is The Undisputed Champion Of Going To Jail

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UFC fighter Rampage Jackson was arrested yesterday after what journalists can't stop smirkily calling "a rampage." Get it? We might run out of Pulitzers this year. From Sports Illustrated:

A patrol officer attempted to pull Jackson over after he was seen weaving in and out of traffic with a flat front left tire, according to a release issued by the Costa Mesa Police Department. Jackson, 30, continued driving to avoid being stopped. Losing control of the truck, Jackson drove up onto a sidewalk. He continued on, colliding with a vehicle in an intersection and running several red lights.

In a sport with as many turbo-meatheads as MMA, it would normally be hard to pick out the worst one. It's like finding a needle filled with steroids in a stack of protein shakes. But after Alex Blagg interviewed Jackson for Best Week Ever and was swiftly suplexed, I have hated this man. I believe in sportsmanship, and I believe in not smacking people in the face. Those are my two beliefs. Oh, and that A.D. Miles should have his own TV show. So my three beliefs.

That guy is the heavyweight champion of being an asshole. He's already posted bail and is out on the streets, picking on people who don't know how to ultimate fight, and not getting jokes ever. I'm glad that he SPOILER ALERT lost his fight to Forest Griffin two weeks ago. I hope it's all down hill for him and that he ends up in Superjail. Jerk.

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You obviously know nothing about Rampage other than what you've seen in little guest spots and shit like that on TV. You're an ignorant idiot.

Posted by: 2Whyte at 07/17/08 5:10 PM | Reply
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Who ever is saying things about quentin Rampage Jackson needs to shut up and grow up. All you guys are doing is gossip,everyone makes a mistake in life. He got screwd against forrest but thats another toppic. Your taliking crap on a guy that is one of the best fighters in the world, you just better be glad its over the internet, cause thats all you can do. RAMPAGE STAY STRONG

Posted by: joel wingate at 07/20/08 12:08 AM | Reply
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And you call him a jerk? ASSHOLE......yopu know nothing about MMA fighters, they are mostly really great guys. This is a sport where after they kick their competitors ass, they usually shake hands or even hug afterwards. These guys are pure class, strong, talented, dedicated and humble in their victories(well, usually, I mean tito isn't the most humble guy lol). My husband is a cage fighter, I'd love for you to stand in front of him and generalize him like that....bet you wouldn't have the guts though, content to sit back at your computer, eat cheetos, get fat and judge others......

Posted by: lilmisscantbewrong at 08/02/08 3:58 PM | Reply
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