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August 19, 2008

My Sight Unseen Early Review Of The New 90210

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As a few blogs reported late yesterday, the CW has decided not to send advance screeners of the new 90210 to TV reviewers and reporters. Traditionally, of course, when producers keep their project away from critical eyes until release date it's because they fear bad press. Well, I am sorry, CW, but no one sends me advanced screeners, so you can't stop me from writing an early review.

My Review of the New 90210, Written Without Having Seen the New 90210 by Gabriel Delahaye

When the original 90210 came out, there wasn't a show about wealthy teenagers living in Rich Town, so it seemed fresh and new. Now there is The Hills and Gossip Girl, and recently there was The O.C. and Laguna Beach. The fact of the matter is we don't need a new 90210. The market for this show is glutted.

Also it sucks.

The end.

I learned in Journalism School that you should always end your reviews with "The End." It lets people know that you're a professional.

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smashleigh

ending stuff with 'Fin' also lends a touch of panache (and worldliness becauses its non-english)

Posted by: smashleigh profile link at 08/19/08 9:44 AM | Reply
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I feel this review is right on the spot
.Period

Posted by: JRameau at 08/19/08 10:30 AM | Reply
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hard liquor, soft holes

but those other shows you named don't feature the incomparable brenda walsh.

love,

hard liquor, soft holes.

Posted by: hard liquor, soft holes profile link at 08/19/08 11:58 AM | Reply
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hey guys! you are as usual best and first as i see it! you are so courageous! i think you do not need to excuce, you just do your job, and you do it well!

Posted by: Sebastian - Photostock Expert at 12/05/08 8:48 AM | Reply
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