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February 10, 2009

Everybody Freak Out About This Toddler Smoking

I once got grounded for a week for teaching my baby brother a trick: I would say "You down with OPP?" and he would reply "Yeah you know me!" Well, I would like an official pardon on that grounding now that I've seen the trick these terrible parents have taught their 3-year-old:

Well, we can all agree that that's just not a good idea.

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wubdub

I don't see what the big deal is about Verne Troyer enjoying a smoke on his vacation to North Korea.

Posted by: wubdub profile link at 02/10/09 12:14 PM | Reply
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Ashley

Seeing a child make those adult movements is so strange. It's like watching Baby Herman in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?.

Posted by: Ashley profile link at 02/10/09 12:21 PM | Reply
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all freak out aside (which should be your FIRST reaction), this kid is gonna be a bad-ass !!

Posted by: alull profile link at 02/10/09 12:36 PM | Reply
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caringiscool

seriously.
that kid has so much ass-kicking to do this lifetime that he had to get a head start on it.
ass-kicking and cancer.

Posted by: caringiscool profile link in reply to alull's comment at 02/10/09 2:51 PM | Reply
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Pffft. Poseur's totally hotboxing it.

Posted by: clever pseudonym at 02/10/09 12:46 PM | Reply
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This video broke my heart :( . Yet, it's adorable to see a little person (not an adult) smoke like a big boy.

Posted by: matt at 02/10/09 12:52 PM | Reply
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chia

Is this a new trend? Last month there was a story with a mom from Wales who had a toddler that smoked....

Posted by: chia profile link at 02/10/09 1:12 PM | Reply
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You got grounded for what?!!

Posted by: kittenpants profile link at 02/10/09 1:13 PM | Reply
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The Life of the Mind

This is actually just part of China's new population control policy.

Cigarettes for everyone!

Posted by: The Life of the Mind profile link at 02/10/09 1:26 PM | Reply
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Gross. Stuff like this makes me really sad.

The worst I ever did to a kid was make my 2-year-old niece watch Obama speeches on YouTube when I babysat her. Though now she screams "OBAMA!!!" whenever she sees a black guy, so maybe that was bad after all...

Posted by: Julia profile link at 02/10/09 1:37 PM | Reply
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smoking? i really? i'm more concerned about the kid already being in a biker gang. probably had to mess someone up for initiation

Posted by: killertv at 02/10/09 2:03 PM | Reply
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Adam

What I find strange is that out of the group of people observing (from the sound of it, 5 or 6) NOT ONE is concerned. Even in a group of potheads/irresponsible adults you would expect at least one person who thinks this is a bad idea.

Posted by: Adam profile link at 02/10/09 2:17 PM | Reply
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In China this is the equivalent of taking the SATs, but for life and not college.

Posted by: Andrew at 02/10/09 2:33 PM | Reply
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apesofmath

If that's in Beijing it really doesn't matter. The air pollution is so terrible there you might as well smoke.

Posted by: apesofmath profile link at 02/10/09 2:56 PM | Reply
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The worst part is that they're Chinese cigarettes, so they're filled with melamine.

Posted by: Seabendy at 02/10/09 3:37 PM | Reply
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Wow. That was upsetting.

Posted by: Sal at 02/10/09 3:42 PM | Reply
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this is disturbing. the child's parents obviously don't know about the dangers of smoking and the companies who cigarettes only care about their profits. these people aren't speaking mardarin, maybe fujian, so this video wasn't made in beijing. now that western countries have stricter limits or bans on smoking, corporations like philip morris have shifted their focus overseas. the parents and the cigarette companies should be held accountable.

Posted by: klau at 02/10/09 4:12 PM | Reply
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They're not speaking Chinese, they're speaking Korean. Before people start bashing an entire culture of people, they should get it right. All that aside, this was extremely disturbing. I feel really bad for that little boy, he's going to have a whole host of health problems when he gets older if he continues, I guarantee it. A child's immune system is nowhere near as strong as an adult's.

Posted by: Joanna at 02/10/09 4:22 PM | Reply
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joanna,

they're for sure NOT speaking Korean.

I doesn't sound anything like it (including seoul or pusan accents)

Plus, the kid doesn't even look Korean.

Not trying to be like "NOOOO koreans would never do that" because I don't know, maybe some people would, i'd just like to say that they're not speaking korean- it doesn't even sound like korean at all.

Posted by: mina in reply to Joanna's comment at 02/10/09 5:26 PM | Reply
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Mandy

wow, it took me so long to figure out how to get a lighter to stay lit! that kid has superior gross motor skills.

Posted by: Mandy profile link at 02/10/09 4:40 PM | Reply
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I PEE GOLD

I hope this kid grows up gay.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link at 02/10/09 5:12 PM | Reply
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yeah, this was an upsetting video...

mainly because i wanted to see him blow a smoke ring or something. sorry, but a baby JUST smoking isn't fascinating enough to merit pulling out the video camera.

Posted by: chris profile link at 02/10/09 5:18 PM | Reply
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I hope that kid is actually like 30 and his buddies (the cameraman and biker dude) were just executing a favorite prank of theirs which is to bring out Ace/Duke/whatever his nickname translates to and have him smoke in public. I hope!

Posted by: Krista at 02/10/09 7:22 PM | Reply
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Evil genius laugh at 2:42

Posted by: Alanfallfoulsoffelicitousfact profile link at 02/10/09 8:04 PM | Reply
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Before you get upset, Joanna, you should figure out what language people are speaking. This is Chinese. And the kid isn't even inhaling. Pfft. What about them ghetto babies in LA that were smoking pot for real at age 2 and 3?

Posted by: Ratrace at 02/10/09 8:13 PM | Reply
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Joanna,
obviously you don't speak Chinese. I grew up in China, and can tell you that these people are from Northern China, and are most certainly speaking Chinese.

Posted by: johnny at 02/10/09 9:00 PM | Reply
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Is this really that big of a deal? I mean, sure it's encouraging a habit before the kid gets to make a choice about it for himself, but his parents obviously already smoke so he's going to be around second hand anyways. Maybe I've been listening to too much Bill Hicks, but even though "they've proven that if you stop smoking you'll live longer, but what they haven't proven that a long life is a good thing."

Posted by: Ian at 02/10/09 10:51 PM | Reply
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Dawn

Kids do the darndest things.

Posted by: Dawn profile link at 02/11/09 8:30 AM | Reply
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wow. this kid can light a cigarette but has a hard time opening up that piece of candy....

Posted by: kurizma at 02/11/09 1:43 PM | Reply
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MarkyBob

What does this have to do with "Lost"?

Posted by: MarkyBob profile link at 02/11/09 11:33 PM | Reply
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I smoked a cigar at tat age.

I haven't smoked since.

And no, I didn't get sick.

Posted by: Bryan Price at 02/12/09 12:45 PM | Reply
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Krys

I had to watch until the end just to see if they were really, really, for real gonna let that kid sit there and smoke the whole cigarette. AND THEY DID. WHY. First the melamine, now this? China, you're not even trying anymore. At least pretend like you're not intentionally trying to kill kids.

P.S. Lindsay, I feel you. I once got in trouble for asking my five year-old sister if she liked boys or girls.

Posted by: Krys profile link at 02/12/09 1:15 PM | Reply
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Smoking may hurt the kid in time, but is everybody ignoring the fact that this kid is getting driven around on the handlebars of a motorcycle???

Posted by: quanzi at 02/12/09 1:23 PM | Reply
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oh_comely

And Northrax.

Posted by: oh_comely profile link at 02/12/09 5:31 PM | Reply
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altho i do find this disturbing and dont condoe it at all, i have 2 friends who smoked age from when they were 6 with there father. he would roll to blunts and put it on teh table and tell them that when they were done with their chores they could smoke. later on their dad had 2 more babies and he would hold the babies noses cup their mouths n blow smoke into their lungs from about the age of one.(basically like a baby shotgun) luckily right now they are still healthy (my friends being 20 and 21 only one of them still smokes but socially not daily and the babies are now about 5 years old). my friends do NOT plan on doing this to their children tho.

Posted by: tiffany at 02/12/09 6:43 PM | Reply
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I was astounded by the precision that kid showed. but i was also astounded and appalled about the people around that kid. I can imagine baby chimneys while seeing that kid. imagine we are slowly damaging their fragile system at a young age. But can we stop them? apparently they agree to this thing and well, what would the new generation look like?

Posted by: Erroll at 02/14/09 5:38 AM | Reply
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Parenthood FAIL.
I'm surprised that nobody's called it yet.

Posted by: Andy at 02/14/09 8:20 AM | Reply
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that kid doesn't seem to be fully aware of the health risks involved with cigarette smoking-...

Posted by: TAR ART RAT at 02/16/09 12:35 PM | Reply
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Genevieve

Smoking?! What about littering?!?! For shame

Posted by: Genevieve profile link at 02/17/09 5:27 PM | Reply
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Everybody on this site is so RACIST!

You guys, that's not a toddler, that's a full grown Chinese man! They're a lot smaller than white people, you know. I can't believe nobody can tell the difference, FOR SHAME

Posted by: NoShow at 02/17/09 11:51 PM | Reply
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Not only is he smoking, he is riding a motorcycle and with no helmet

Posted by: caitlin at 02/18/09 10:53 PM | Reply
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