Jeremy Piven Is Just A Broken Down Piece Of Meat

Jeremy Piven, star of Entourage and noted fish liar, is on the press circuit for his upcoming hate-crime-comedy, The Goods. (That movie looks like it should be called The Bads, am I right? Because of how bad it looks? You get it.) Last night, his promotional duties took him to the WWE, where he guest hosted Monday Night RAW. OK! But he eventually abandoned his hosting duties and jumped into the ring. That seems to happen a lot at these things. This time it was particularly fitting, since Jeremy Piven has always made it known that his role model was Donald Trump. In fake hair and all things.

"Anything Trump can do, I can do later."
--Jeremy Piven on Jeremy Piven

Oh, also Dr. Ken Jeong was there.

Haha. Jeremy Piven is a human weapon, just as long as someone else is wielding him. From the crotch of his pants.

Fun Fact: Jeremy Piven has to register his crotch with local law enforcement, in case someone is murdered by getting Jeremy Piven's legs swung into their face like a ragdoll.

BONESAW! (Via Vulture.)

Posted by Gabe at 11:45 AM in Awkward Live TV
Tags: Jeremy Piven | John Cena | Ken Jeong | The Goods | The Miz | Wrestling | WWE

18 Comments

WWE RAW>Entourage

Posted by: Krazy8ths at 08/04/09 11:52 AM  | Reply
Score = 6

Jeremy Piven finally does something useful. We can all die now.

Posted by: Grouchomarxist at 08/04/09 11:52 AM  | Reply
Score = 1

Well, that was certainly far funnier than anything on Entourage.

Posted by: JD at 08/04/09 12:13 PM  | Reply
Score = 2

Next season, on Entourage!

Posted by: tinyghosts at 08/04/09 12:17 PM  | Reply
Score = 34

Ha ha. Trouble erupts when Luke gets a three-picture development deal at Universal, while Butch has to stay home and tend the sheep.

Posted by: El Bombastico  in reply to  tinyghosts's comment at 08/04/09 12:56 PM  | Reply
Score = 2

Jeremy Piven: Are you sure I'm okay to do this?
Piven's Insurance Agent: ... Please?

Posted by: Smokey Harem at 08/04/09 12:18 PM  | Reply
Score = 7

Where can I get my official commemorative "Jeremy Piven hosts WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW" commemorative lithograph?! And can I have more than two? Please?

Posted by: thereisnogreen at 08/04/09 12:32 PM  | Reply
Score = 7

"...dressed in a black shirt, as dark as his heart."

Posted by: moonmaster  in reply to  thereisnogreen's comment at 08/04/09 6:15 PM  | Reply
Score = 2

Does anybody remember laughter?

Posted by: Dale Cruse at 08/04/09 12:33 PM  | Reply
Score = 4

Ridiculous outfits, a predictable plot, a roaring undercurrent of homosexuality, it's like Piven never left the Entourage set. Turtle 3:16.

Posted by: Frank Lloyd Wrong at 08/04/09 12:35 PM  | Reply
Score = 7

did billy corgan serenade them?

Posted by: pauly at 08/04/09 12:40 PM  | Reply
Score = 3

Worlds Been Had Colliding

Posted by: That One at 08/04/09 12:50 PM  | Reply
Score = 3

I thought because of the mercury poisoning he was supposed to stay away from all things raw?

Posted by: tibmalian at 08/04/09 12:56 PM  | Reply
Score = 27

at least he knows where he belongs

Posted by: BRAAAAAAAINSSss at 08/04/09 1:02 PM  | Reply
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I don't know about anyone else, but this really rips the integrity from PCU for me.

/I think I made a similar joke about the View when Sherri Shepherd did pro wrestling.

Posted by: booferama at 08/04/09 1:34 PM  | Reply
Score = 1

Ironic, the man who plays an agent on TV needs to get a new one.

Posted by: zach at 08/04/09 2:41 PM  | Reply
Score = 5

Apparently I'm not the target audience for 'The Goods'.

Posted by: GradStudentsAreTheWorst at 08/04/09 3:28 PM  | Reply
Score = 3

Jeremy Piven, Ken Jeong, and "professional" "wrestling"? It's like a credulous, unnecessary Clash of the Titans.

Posted by: Vampire Snowcone at 08/04/09 6:43 PM  | Reply
Score = 1