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August 14, 2008

Ernest Borgnine Masturbates A Lot

91-year-old movie star Ernest Borgnine was on Fox And Friends this morning and they asked him about his secret to living so long. It turns out, he masturbates a lot! The Fox And Friends people just don't know what to do with it:

Can leaning over and whispering that very clearly on talk shows turn into a running joke that celebrities do all the time, please? Like, tonight. I want to see someone do that on a talk show tonight. Make it happen, internet.

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That was awesome on many, many levels.

Posted by: dano at 08/14/08 1:18 PM | Reply
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I second the motion for turning this into a running joke.

Posted by: Reed Kavner at 08/14/08 1:44 PM | Reply
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We have audio of this posted for all your ringtone needs:
http://www.entertonement.com/collections/2066/Ernest-Borgnine

Posted by: BaxterJ profile link at 08/14/08 2:34 PM | Reply
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I read the title...I read the description...and still I couldn't help but burst out laughing so hard my boss reprimanded me...awesome indeed

Posted by: Silent But Deadly at 08/14/08 8:26 PM | Reply
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A lot of awesome things about this. The clearly-heard whisper, the line "You just shook his hand!" the split-second image of a dog with a chew toy at the end of this video, and the fact that it's Ernest Fucking Borgnine!

Mermaidman and Barnacleboy, away!!

Posted by: Devin at 08/14/08 11:07 PM | Reply
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wow! i thought that masturbation is a deal of lonely hearts or better to say of loneky hands.... but it's funny to hear that it's a way to prolongate one's life!

Posted by: Tia - Software Recovery Reviewer at 12/05/08 7:14 AM | Reply
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One wanker speaking to a bunch of wankers . Brilliant !

Posted by: Michael at 05/10/09 11:47 AM | Reply
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