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September 13, 2009

MTV Video Music Awards 2009 Video Pizza Party!

IT'S FINALLY HERE! THE THING THAT WE BARELY EVEN REMEMBERED WAS STILL A THING THAT HAPPENED ANYMORE BECAUSE WHY WOULD IT, IT'S IRRELEVANT! If you are watching the MTV Video Music Awards tonight for some reason, let's watch it together! Like a family! Yuck it up with your fellow monsters in the comments. And follow the Videogum Twitter for some up-to-the-minute lazy jokes about what dumb dumbs say on the TV.

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I'm so excited, I can't even watch it.

Posted by: itsnotfunny profile link at 09/13/09 8:32 PM  | Reply
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I just wanted to make sure everybody knew that Lady Gaga brought Kermit the Frog as her date.

Posted by: Hil profile link at 09/13/09 8:33 PM  | Reply
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Which one had the bigger penis?

Posted by: sarcasticmeow profile link  in reply to  Hil's comment at 09/13/09 8:34 PM  | Reply
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She's a step down from Miss Piggy.

Posted by: Deezey profile link  in reply to  Hil's comment at 09/13/09 8:35 PM  | Reply
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At least she's better dressed than Gonzo

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Posted by: sarcasticmeow profile link  in reply to  Deezey's comment at 09/13/09 8:44 PM  | Reply
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Sway just asked a hypothetical VMA question, i didn't know those were allowed to exsist.

Posted by: HarshBrowns profile link at 09/13/09 8:39 PM  | Reply
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The "M" is for Meta.

Posted by: jacob profile link  in reply to  HarshBrowns's comment at 09/13/09 8:40 PM  | Reply
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Ahh I forgot about the pre-show

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 8:44 PM  | Reply
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Suspense over.
http://twitpic.com/hm3ns

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 09/13/09 8:47 PM  | Reply
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I have a hard time believing Lady Gage is going to win everything, but then again this is MTV...

Posted by: ber profile link  in reply to  Deezey's comment at 09/13/09 9:02 PM  | Reply
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Could be fake. It's already inaccurate in the Best Video That Should Have Won a Moonman category. Beastie Boys got it, not the Foo Fighters.
EIther way, everyone at MTV should be fired.

Posted by: Deezey profile link  in reply to  ber's comment at 09/13/09 9:11 PM  | Reply
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I wouldn't want to share this with anyone other than you monsters.

Posted by: monstah profile link at 09/13/09 8:47 PM  | Reply
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Oh Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Paparazzi won a lot of things!

Posted by: jacob profile link  in reply to  monstah's comment at 09/13/09 8:50 PM  | Reply
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I was really hoping for the chat room.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 8:49 PM  | Reply
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Me too! Unfortunately, it is broken right now. Hopefully we can fix it for the next big event (Teen Kids Choice X-Box Awesome Pogs Awards).

Posted by: Gabe profile link  in reply to  jneslo's comment at 09/13/09 8:51 PM  | Reply
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No lie, I would watch the fuck out of that. Trademark pending...

Posted by: That One profile link  in reply to  Gabe's comment at 09/13/09 9:48 PM  | Reply
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That's funny. MTV is hoping that Jennifer Lopez is still relevant....

Posted by: monstah profile link  in reply to  jneslo's comment at 09/13/09 8:52 PM  | Reply
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I suppose this only works if we actually participate, but damn do i not want to watch this.
also, that john stuart mill treatise isn't going to distractedly read itself!

Posted by: Constantinople profile link at 09/13/09 8:51 PM  | Reply
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At first I was sad that I'd be missing most of the VMA video pizza party, living in Europe and needing sleep to survive and all, but after watching a bit of the preshow, I'm okay. HAVE FUN MONSTERS DON'T BREAK ANYTHING! Love, Mom.

Posted by: Zingers profile link at 09/13/09 8:51 PM  | Reply
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Zing-"I Live In Europe"-ers

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I'm amazed J Lo didn't say my boobs got bigger.
New J Lo album makes 13 year old me happy.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 8:52 PM  | Reply
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As someone who has a moderate to great interest in award shows (I don't know why).. I'm watching Mad Men instead.

Posted by: brynn profile link at 09/13/09 8:54 PM  | Reply
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Don't worry, B. You definitely won Video of the Year.

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 09/13/09 8:56 PM  | Reply
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Ask Leighton Meester who she's wearing and about footjobs.

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 09/13/09 8:57 PM  | Reply
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Technically Leighton is a good girl gone bad.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 8:57 PM  | Reply
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Madonna is just like Michael Jackson, so am I

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 9:01 PM  | Reply
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"Why Michael Jackson and I are Similar" by Madonna

Posted by: monstah profile link at 09/13/09 9:02 PM  | Reply
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Is Pete Wentz falling asleep?

Posted by: smiles profile link at 09/13/09 9:02 PM  | Reply
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I would be too if I were married to Ashlee

Posted by: sarcasticmeow profile link  in reply to  smiles's comment at 09/13/09 9:06 PM  | Reply
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He was also a human being, I am not.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 9:03 PM  | Reply
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"The boys loved him" I thought it was the other way around?

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 9:04 PM  | Reply
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you churn the butter, you churn the butter, you churn the butter

Posted by: woozefa profile link at 09/13/09 9:04 PM  | Reply
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"Teach him how to say bad words?" What was he? A parrot?

Posted by: smiles profile link at 09/13/09 9:04 PM  | Reply
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"I had a childhood."

Riiiiiiiiight...

Posted by: smiles profile link at 09/13/09 9:05 PM  | Reply
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"Look at me! Look at me!"
-Madonna

Posted by: DopeBoyFresh at 09/13/09 9:06 PM  | Reply
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I just want to know where you can get french fries AND wine.

Posted by: monstah profile link at 09/13/09 9:06 PM  | Reply
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"There's a lot of crotch grabbing going on around my house."

TMI.

Posted by: smiles profile link at 09/13/09 9:07 PM  | Reply
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That intro brought a level of discomfort I wasn't expecting. And I was expecting a lot of discomfort. But! On the bright side, I now know that Michael Jackson was a king but also a man but mostly a king but still a man.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 09/13/09 9:11 PM  | Reply
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He was a man king

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link  in reply to  Whyareyouyelling's comment at 09/13/09 9:13 PM  | Reply
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sorry that was a horrible joke down vote away.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link  in reply to  Zzyzx's comment at 09/13/09 9:14 PM  | Reply
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Oh Jesus. Shut it down. Shut it all down.

Posted by: smiles profile link at 09/13/09 9:14 PM  | Reply
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Jesus can't save us now, he was the one that told Katy Perry to start singing in the first place. Katy Perry Christian pop artist

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 9:17 PM  | Reply
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I think that fat guys at hockey games sings We Will Rock You better.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 9:17 PM  | Reply
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So, Michael Jackson's dead?

Posted by: DopeBoyFresh at 09/13/09 9:17 PM  | Reply
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Just making sure that everyone knows that tonight is about MICHAEL JACKSON and he was MAGICAL. Tonight. Michael Jackson. MAGIC.

-Russell Brand

Posted by: monstah profile link at 09/13/09 9:17 PM  | Reply
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It's either the crazy hat or the ill-fitting suit, Russell. One or the other--you can't have both. (He continues to have both.)

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 09/13/09 9:18 PM  | Reply
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I'd just like to note that I made that comment before seeing Lady Gaga. I really wish I had waited 30 seconds.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link  in reply to  Whyareyouyelling's comment at 09/13/09 9:20 PM  | Reply
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I'd just like to note that I made that comment before seeing Lady Gaga. I really wish I had waited 30 seconds.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link  in reply to  Whyareyouyelling's comment at 09/13/09 9:20 PM  | Reply
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Come on now! Isn't my life bad enough? I'm watching the MTV Music Awards.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link  in reply to  Whyareyouyelling's comment at 09/13/09 9:22 PM  | Reply
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He is also the reason that Barack Obama is president.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 9:19 PM  | Reply
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I had to turn it off at Katy Perry. Freddie Mercury is spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Gary Meadows profile link at 09/13/09 9:19 PM  | Reply
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Look at Lady Gaga.

No joke necessary.

Posted by: TheObesrvatory profile link at 09/13/09 9:20 PM  | Reply
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Lady Gaga looks as gaudy as she ever has. Also, Is Russel Brand making jokes? I really can't tell.

Posted by: smiles profile link at 09/13/09 9:20 PM  | Reply
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I really wish that Russell Brand would stop yelling at me.

Posted by: bthny profile link at 09/13/09 9:20 PM  | Reply
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I get what he's saying but isn't he in a way offending hermaphrodites?

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 9:20 PM  | Reply
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Look at Lady Gaga.

No joke necessary.

Posted by: TheObesrvatory profile link at 09/13/09 9:20 PM  | Reply
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40 minutes until Mad Men. in case you were wondering.

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 09/13/09 9:21 PM  | Reply
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well aware.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link  in reply to  Deezey's comment at 09/13/09 9:22 PM  | Reply
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Joe Perry and Katy Perry (no relation) together onstage AT LAST.

Posted by: TheObesrvatory profile link at 09/13/09 9:22 PM  | Reply
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smashing my head through the television has never been more tempting

Posted by: HarshBrowns profile link at 09/13/09 9:23 PM  | Reply
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I have two and a half hours before Mad Men...

Posted by: smiles profile link at 09/13/09 9:24 PM  | Reply
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Wait, no, three and a half...

Posted by: smiles profile link  in reply to  smiles's comment at 09/13/09 9:31 PM  | Reply
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Shut up, Kanye. Even though you're correct.

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 09/13/09 9:26 PM  | Reply
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Wow false rumors on twitter. Who would have thunk it?

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 9:26 PM  | Reply
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how does asher roth win best hip-hop video, but M wins best male video? can they not give more than one award to someone?

Posted by: thedrizzle profile link  in reply to  Zzyzx's comment at 09/13/09 9:29 PM  | Reply
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The only people who vote for the VMA's are people who never went to college. Living the dream! Through a shitty rapper!

Posted by: sarcasticmeow profile link  in reply to  thedrizzle's comment at 09/13/09 9:34 PM  | Reply
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Oh man I never thought I would feel bad for Taylor Swift but I do.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 9:26 PM  | Reply
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my facebook friend about Kanye: "WHAT A DOUCHEBAG. seriously.
that's so stupid that he cannot just keep his mouth shut.
i love taylor. obviously, if she won, she deserved it...the ppl voted and that's that. idc if he doesn't think it's right."


me: "THE AMERICAN PEOPLE R INFALLIBLE WHEN IT COMES 2 VOTING N 2 SANDWHICHES WITH CHICKEN AS BREAD!!! - attributed to both Warren G Harding and Rod Blagojevich"

Posted by: Constantinople profile link  in reply to  jneslo's comment at 09/13/09 9:53 PM  | Reply
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Kanye West is saying OTHER artists should have won? What a step up.

Posted by: smiles profile link at 09/13/09 9:26 PM  | Reply
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Was that Kanye attempting humor and failing or attempting to get a valid point across and failing?

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 9:27 PM  | Reply
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Kanye West did something crazy! That's all I was waiting for.

Posted by: Gary Meadows profile link at 09/13/09 9:27 PM  | Reply
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Also, who the hell cares, Kanye West?

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OMGZZZ KANYE WHAT A HILARIOUS JOKE!!! oh wait...that wasn't staged?

Posted by: thedrizzle profile link at 09/13/09 9:27 PM  | Reply
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fantastic wolf banter

Posted by: Macadocious at 09/13/09 9:27 PM  | Reply
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And all of a sudden, our viewing party makes sense. Worth it. Thanks, Kanye.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 09/13/09 9:27 PM  | Reply
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Taylor performs in nine minutes Kanye should get up there and tell who should be performing. Kanye is so wise.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 9:28 PM  | Reply
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Kanye is a man king?

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link  in reply to  Zzyzx's comment at 09/13/09 9:31 PM  | Reply
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Kanye is a man king, so am I

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link  in reply to  Whyareyouyelling's comment at 09/13/09 9:32 PM  | Reply
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george bush still doesn't care about black people

Posted by: Macadocious at 09/13/09 9:29 PM  | Reply
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Now that is hilarious Maybe you should be next year's VMA head writer Gabe.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 9:31 PM  | Reply
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Did every one else just get their areas best break out artist? DC's was some guy named Frank Sirius

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 9:32 PM  | Reply
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Oh man, did you see how Taylor Swift just sort of stood there, clutching her award as if she was worried Kanye was going to steal that too? I don't even really like her but damn, that was sad.

Posted by: Hil profile link at 09/13/09 9:32 PM  | Reply
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I'm watching Beatles Anthology on VH1 instead because I hate you stupid kids and you're damn rap music. But seriously, there's only so much Cobra Starship and 3OH!3 I can take and I didn't get to see Beatles Anthology when it was aired 20 years ago because I was in the hospital getting my hip replaced.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 9:34 PM  | Reply
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I feel so old and out of touch. I don't know who half of these people are.

Posted by: ber profile link  in reply to  moonmaster's comment at 09/13/09 9:36 PM  | Reply
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How come your VH1 isn't also playing the Music Awards? I don't mean to be a conspiracy theorist but I'm almost positive that this dumb show is playing on every single channel on my TV.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link  in reply to  moonmaster's comment at 09/13/09 9:38 PM  | Reply
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I am go out and screw random people tonight. Thanks for the great idea Russell

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 9:34 PM  | Reply
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Just fyi, tonight is STILL about Michael Jackson. Not Kanye West.

Posted by: monstah profile link at 09/13/09 9:34 PM  | Reply
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Can I pretend that I'm watching the VMAs?

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 9:35 PM  | Reply
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Leighton was super excited about that.
Green Day cameo on Gossip Girl? Yes please.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 9:37 PM  | Reply
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Aw man, did you see that? I had no idea Andy Samburg could do such a hilarious Shakira impression!

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 9:37 PM  | Reply
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That was classy, little emo-hair boy.

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 09/13/09 9:38 PM  | Reply
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Damn, my stream broke.

Posted by: smiles profile link at 09/13/09 9:39 PM  | Reply
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Where are you streaming it from, not that I should even be asking...I AM SO ASHAMED FOR ASKING!! I hate MTV... I haven't watched an awards show since I was 14--why is this happening?!? What kind of monster are you turning me into Gabe?!?

Posted by: wondergrrl! profile link  in reply to  smiles's comment at 09/13/09 10:55 PM  | Reply
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Taylor Swift sing-a-longs happen every time I get on the 4 train.

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 09/13/09 9:40 PM  | Reply
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Now I know what the metro is missing!

Posted by: jneslo profile link  in reply to  Deezey's comment at 09/13/09 9:41 PM  | Reply
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omg u guyz. taylor swift is so awesome. it's like she took her diary entry and made it into a song.

Posted by: macadocious at 09/13/09 9:40 PM  | Reply
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Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link  in reply to  macadocious's comment at 09/13/09 9:46 PM  | Reply
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Taylor Swift is going to make my train late.

Posted by: monstah profile link at 09/13/09 9:41 PM  | Reply
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Can't believe Taylor Swift called 50 Cent out like that, she's got major beef on her hands. (TWSS)

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 9:41 PM  | Reply
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fuck i lasted 20 minutes

does that mean i'm old? bring on the death panels

Posted by: thedrizzle profile link at 09/13/09 9:42 PM  | Reply
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You clearly don't love Michael Jackson enough. God, tonight was about him. You couldn't give him one night?

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link  in reply to  thedrizzle's comment at 09/13/09 9:48 PM  | Reply
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Wow, what a touching tribute to Michael Jackson from Soulja Boy.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 9:44 PM  | Reply
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is it just me or are the commercials the best part of this entire ordeal

Posted by: Macadocious profile link at 09/13/09 9:45 PM  | Reply
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I wish their heads would really roll.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 9:47 PM  | Reply
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Aw, shit, I thought that was real.

Posted by: smiles profile link at 09/13/09 9:49 PM  | Reply
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Where is Tom Hanks and an electric chair when you need one?

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 9:49 PM  | Reply
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQELoPvdLeQ


Your prayers have been answered

Posted by: sarcasticmeow profile link  in reply to  Zzyzx's comment at 09/13/09 10:02 PM  | Reply
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Is Pete Wentz a little person? I would've liked him a lot more if I had known.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 09/13/09 9:49 PM  | Reply
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Is every musical performance deigned to make you listen to your ipod instead

Posted by: HarshBrowns profile link at 09/13/09 9:50 PM  | Reply
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yes

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link  in reply to  HarshBrowns's comment at 09/13/09 9:52 PM  | Reply
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I've turned this on for five minutes and before being subjected to 3OH!3 I heard both Major Lazer and Yeah Yeah Yeahs. What the fuck is happening to you, MTV? Jay-Z and Beyonce go to see Grizzly Bear and suddenly I'm watching Pitchfork.tv

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 9:51 PM  | Reply
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in MTV's case, it would be an improvement...i guess...oh who fucking cares

Posted by: thedrizzle profile link  in reply to  moonmaster's comment at 09/13/09 9:55 PM  | Reply
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I agree.


I'm just wondering if this is the beginning of the INDIE ROCK REVOLUTION.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link  in reply to  thedrizzle's comment at 09/13/09 9:58 PM  | Reply
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Won't happen, as dictated by the three rules:
1. They not ready.
2. Motherfuckers need to know.
3. Get your shit.

Posted by: Constantinople profile link  in reply to  moonmaster's comment at 09/13/09 10:11 PM  | Reply
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i wish there was a way to unsee this

Posted by: Macadocious profile link at 09/13/09 9:51 PM  | Reply
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Whoa, this Lady Gaga performance just went of the rails on the crazy train.

Posted by: smiles profile link at 09/13/09 9:52 PM  | Reply
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Lol, leg piano.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 9:52 PM  | Reply
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shit i'm back....

AND WHAT IS HAPPENING IN MY EYES!! AND WHO IS STABBING MY EARS!!!

Posted by: thedrizzle profile link at 09/13/09 9:52 PM  | Reply
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Wait, I lied. NOW it's off the rails.

Posted by: smiles profile link at 09/13/09 9:53 PM  | Reply
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when was it ever on the rails?

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 9:53 PM  | Reply
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Lady Gaga: 'cause dancing with a cane and wheelchair is SO this year.

Posted by: that slut! profile link at 09/13/09 9:53 PM  | Reply
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I like weird things as much as the next guy that likes weird things, but um, what the fuck was that!?!

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 09/13/09 9:54 PM  | Reply
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I almost want Britney to win just to see if Kanye goes insane.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 9:54 PM  | Reply
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I actually hope everyone he supports wins from now on so that by the end of the show, he has to use up his rehearsed tirade on something really irrational. (Sorry: more irrational.) Like, maybe he'll just get in a fight with himself on stage.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link  in reply to  jneslo's comment at 09/13/09 9:58 PM  | Reply
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All right, I give up. This programming is bringing out the devil in my machine. Blame Kanye.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link  in reply to  Whyareyouyelling's comment at 09/13/09 10:00 PM  | Reply
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He's gonna go all Ed Norton in Fight Club.

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The Lady Gaga would have made a great monster in Pan's Labyrinth.

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Wow Sears is making our children wannabe hipsters.

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Oh man, I could have been watching Top Gun!

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 09/13/09 9:58 PM  | Reply
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why couldn't these tracy morgans videos be the WHOLE SHOW!!

Posted by: thedrizzle profile link at 09/13/09 9:59 PM  | Reply
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this is some brilliant marketing, the award show is so bad that it makes Jennifer's Body look watch-able

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Tracy Morgan is going to fuck Eminem in the ass and make Eminem love him.

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does brokencyde have any videos nominated...one can only hope

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THING THEY JUST CUT TO IN THE AUDIENCE I'M FUCKING SCARED

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i think it was lady gaga in some fucked up take on the little kid for "where the wild things are"

...oh god i hope that's what it was

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Holy shit, Lady Gaga's outfit just got ridiculous to the 1,000,000th power.

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Oh good date rape jokes. That's what this was missing.

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WAS THAT LADY GAGA WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

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"Rising star, Lady Gaga?" Bitch, pleeze.

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I think I quit this pop music thing, this is getting too scary for me. I feel like I'm watching that scene in Willy Wonka where they go down the creepy tunnel but with Lady Gaga.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 10:04 PM  | Reply
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Wait, did they just give out the Video of the Year Award? What is happening?

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Guys, maybe we should just go and vow to never talk about this again. It's not like our participation in this spectacle is recorded anywhere.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 09/13/09 10:05 PM  | Reply
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Will someone tell me what a "3OH!3" is please???

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Whatevs, Grandma. They are only the coolest band of all time.

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Seriously though, I didn't know about these guys either until about 20 minutes ago when I saw them on best new artist nominee list over at the MTV page. I was cracking up when I saw your post because I was about to ask the same thing.

Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link  in reply to  Carrie's comment at 09/13/09 10:21 PM  | Reply
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Double tap. Sorry.

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Oh man Adam Brody. My hatred just melted a little. Damn you MTV!

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 10:06 PM  | Reply
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Yeah, I was just about to turn the TV off and then my teenage self went "whoa, whoa, whoa." This is how those Twilight girls must feel!

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link  in reply to  jneslo's comment at 09/13/09 10:09 PM  | Reply
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Is there a reason that MTV is being so mean to its viewers?

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Megan Fox is so ANGRY and LOVES GREEN DAY.

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Lady Gaga has gone into her silk cocoon for her metamorphosis. She will emerge by night's end a giant spider and will then eat Katy Perry.

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15 years younger me loved Green Day. Present wonders why anyone still does? This is Dookie.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 10:08 PM  | Reply
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"Aw fuck, Billie Joe"
-MTV VMA Security

Posted by: monstah profile link at 09/13/09 10:10 PM  | Reply
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wow...this green day performance is sooooo punk rock. lots of screaming rich white kids!!!!

and of course....NEWW YOORRRKKK CITTAAAAA

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My favorite part was when I turned off my TV and came to check Videogum. Next I'm going to eat some cereal, which I'm also anticipating will be in my top two favorite parts so far.

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My favorite part was staring at your icon and pretending like it was actually me falling through the air, hopefully to my death. But I will persevere! For Michael.

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They must be the ones that direct all of Asher Roth's videos.

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Oh man, new Real World/Road Rules challenge. This is just what I needed! How did MTV know?

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i think we're gonna get some real "daisy of love" quality footage

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I was hoping for a 'Flavor of Love' type of season. Something about these disease-ridden people spitting at each other just screams good t.v. to me.

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OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! THE HOLY TRINITY!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does Team Jacob or Team Edward mean and should I care?

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 10:17 PM  | Reply
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it's ok guys, EXTENDED NEW MOON TRAILER YA'LL

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Every one knows that Kristin Stewart whispered something bitchy in Taylor Lautner's ear before she spoke.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 10:18 PM  | Reply
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What just happened?

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 10:19 PM  | Reply
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Whoa, did that vampire just break a person over a set of stairs? Intense.

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She is a diva, and so am I

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to infinity and beyond? seems like beyonce's ideal man is buzz lightyear. sorry hov

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Sigh. The fourth live stream of this shit show just got shut down. It's been a lot of fun, monsters, but I think I'll take my leave now. Thanks for the pizza.

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I need one of those Beyonce gloves. And the ability to never have to wear pants.

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I know its not going to happen but I kind of want Beyonce to tell Kanye off.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 10:25 PM  | Reply
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this ring on it thing will be the hit of 2010, mark my words!

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Larry knows best!

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link  in reply to  Ben (waiting for the perfect GIF)'s comment at 09/13/09 10:27 PM  | Reply
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Muse has never performed on American TV?? Reeeallly?

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lindsayismTruth! RT:@whittlz MTV, awfully quick to get the story up on the website. Almost like, I dunno, they saw it coming? #kanspiracytheories

Hmmmm....

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I suppose they're awful enough to fit right in.

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I was expecting a little "shoutout to my single lady Taylor Swift" from B, even though I know Kanye seemingly acted on his own accord

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Yeah, but she had that "haha. I'm "mad"" look when the Kanye thing happened. Pretty sure she agreed with him.

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I could use whatever the girl in the abovetheinfluence ad had. She looks to be having more fun than I am. Although this video pizza party makes it more bearable. No homo

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 10:29 PM  | Reply
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THEY ARE FUCKING BOOING KANYE!!! PEOPLE ARE MAD ABOUT THIS!!!

diddy is soo conveniently confused...wait wasn't he there?

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It's nice that Taylor's mom started that clap-and-shout.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 09/13/09 10:32 PM  | Reply
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Oh man Kanye can't do any thing since it's Ti. Priceless.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 10:34 PM  | Reply
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Wow Gabe got his wish with the T.I. win, except no satellite feed from T.I. in his orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 10:34 PM  | Reply
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"Let's go." --P Diddy. "Yes, let's." --Everyone else.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 09/13/09 10:35 PM  | Reply
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i really hope they were just booing the award show in general

Posted by: HarshBrowns profile link at 09/13/09 10:35 PM  | Reply
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SPARRRTTAAAAA

Posted by: thedrizzle profile link at 09/13/09 10:35 PM  | Reply
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"T.I., you won a VMA!"


"Aw shit, lemme just poop out this carton of cigarettes for my cell mate so I don't get raped tonight and I'll be there in a second."

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 10:35 PM  | Reply
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Are you saying he's having a worse night than Taylor Swift? Because I find that very hard to believe.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link  in reply to  moonmaster's comment at 09/13/09 10:37 PM  | Reply
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Yeah, I didn't even see that. Isn't storming the stage during someone else's speech a little passé?


He didn't even talk about how much his suit cost or say that "Kanye is for the children".

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I've been waiting for the backlash against this negro for a lot of years now. Low class douchebag.

Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link at 09/13/09 10:36 PM  | Reply
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Please don't get sad for Taylor Swift, they're not real people - they're celebrities.

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Every single clip I've ever seen of Kanye at an award show he's either interrupting someone or throwing a shit fit. I was on his side for about 5 minutes for what he said about Bush after Katrina but I really don't understand how he has fans.

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Negro? Really?

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THIS IS MUSE!!!!!!

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 10:37 PM  | Reply
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i was thinking along those lines...to lazy to find pic/gif

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Man, that Muse really keeps the true spirit of rock and roll alive!

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Ah, Tracy Morgan singing offkey.....can't wait for 30R S4!!!!111!!

Posted by: GreatCop profile link at 09/13/09 10:41 PM  | Reply
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Is that anything like a 3OH!3?

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there is something inherently wrong with these Sears "dress like a skater" commercials.

why hasn't the hipster runoff done a post on them yet?

Posted by: thedrizzle profile link at 09/13/09 10:46 PM  | Reply
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I'm pretty sure that none of those clothes are actually sold at Sears. Mom jeans and jackets with shoulder pads, though--got 'em.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 09/13/09 10:46 PM  | Reply
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Are you telling me that Sears doesn't have its finger on the pulse of tween hipster fashion?

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link  in reply to  Whyareyouyelling's comment at 09/13/09 10:49 PM  | Reply
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Listen, I'm not here to hate on Sears. Maybe Kanye will do that after the next commercial break. He's very passionate about white suburban teenagers and their available fashion choices.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link  in reply to  Zzyzx's comment at 09/13/09 10:53 PM  | Reply
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The guy from the All American Rejects is the next Lady Gaga.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 10:47 PM  | Reply
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I think that was supposed to be a joke aimed at Twilight's glittering vampires. At least I hope it is.

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eminem looks weird without SBC's ass in his face

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they make a good point, d.j. am was more important to music than les paul

Posted by: HarshBrowns profile link at 09/13/09 10:54 PM  | Reply
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RT @videogum: ASHER ROTH WAS NOT ROBBED WHATSOEVER.

Posted by: Gabe profile link at 09/13/09 10:54 PM  | Reply
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Between Adam Brody and the WWTA trailer my hate is almost gone.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 10:56 PM  | Reply
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it was so strange to hear good music when that WWTA trailer came on, i almost threw up

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Highlight of tonight's show, Where The Wild Things Are preview. MTV shows that if you just keep throwing random things at the TV you have to eventually get something right. Even a room full of monkeys can write Shakespeare given infinite time and paper.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 10:58 PM  | Reply
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This is great, guys! Gabe is here to save us! And also, Tracy Morgan.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 09/13/09 10:58 PM  | Reply
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The Where The Wild Things Are trailer just jumped Kanye as best moment of the night.

Also, my predictions of Lady Gaga's outfit eating her before the end of the night came true.

Posted by: monstah profile link at 09/13/09 10:59 PM  | Reply
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Lady Gaga, do you really want us to get used to not having to see your face?

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 09/13/09 10:59 PM  | Reply
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OMG THAT THING IN THE AUDIENCE JUST GOT UP AND WALKED TO THE STAGE WHAT THE HELL DID SOMEONE PUT SOMETHING IN MY CHERRY COKE??

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 11:00 PM  | Reply
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wtf is serena doing? shouldn't she be out murdering small asian line judges?

Posted by: thedrizzle profile link at 09/13/09 11:00 PM  | Reply
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But doesn't God hate the gays, Lady Gaga?

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 11:01 PM  | Reply
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ohhh...that's where that joke was

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I was unaware it was hiding anywhere, but glad I was able to find it for you.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link  in reply to  thedrizzle's comment at 09/13/09 11:05 PM  | Reply
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Dear Pink,
You're not Lil Kim

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 11:02 PM  | Reply
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I so wish I was not sober right now.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 11:03 PM  | Reply
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It's probably for the best that we're sober. This emotional roller coaster plus alcohol could've easily led to a crying-in-fetal-position situation. You know what I'm talking about.

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Is it just gravity or does Pink not have a boob?

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 11:04 PM  | Reply
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i don't understand how mtv thought they were deceiving anyone into thinking that pink is actually singing while swinging around upside-down from the ceiling
maybe that's why they broke the music for a little three-second pant, to reassure you that hey, this is real singing (this is not real singing.)

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dreams come true. JIMMY FALLON!!!!!

Posted by: Macadocious profile link at 09/13/09 11:11 PM  | Reply
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Matt and Kim sample!!

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 11:12 PM  | Reply
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no, Jimmy Fallon is not our generation's David Letterman. what?

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Jimmy Fallon: our generation's David Letterman.

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I am disappointed with the house band. I am a big fan of Wale but his performance tonight has been underwhelming but still better than anyone else that has performed so far(not really saying much though).

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it's kind of hard to be anything other than underwhelming when you have the job he has tonight...he's barely given a chance to be on air! I still love him though.

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didn't half those videos come out 5 years ago

Posted by: HarshBrowns profile link at 09/13/09 11:14 PM  | Reply
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Oh my god what is Lady Gaga wearing now!?

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 11:15 PM  | Reply
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alright...now she's just trying too hard

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Beyonce is basically our generation's Jesus.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 09/13/09 11:15 PM  | Reply
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Oh man, Beyonce is my new favorite. That was actually kind of sweet.

Posted by: Hil profile link at 09/13/09 11:16 PM  | Reply
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I just developed a girl crush on Beyonce.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 11:16 PM  | Reply
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You and me both. What a classy dame.

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I understand if it's just that Gabe likes to feel like he's the king who sets up the comments, but especially in cases like this i would like to see more comments from him. just sayin.

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Alicia Keys makes me with I was a piano so she would play with me sometimes.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 11:23 PM  | Reply
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What is wrong with Jay-Z's voice?

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 11:25 PM  | Reply
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What is wrong with his sister-in-law?

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we get it jay-z...your from NY, you're rich, you like the yankees, burger king txts you (thats what BK means, right?)

Posted by: thedrizzle profile link at 09/13/09 11:26 PM  | Reply
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Hove rolls with the King.

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Lil' Mama?

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 11:28 PM  | Reply
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wait wait wait...did lil mama just randomly walk up on the stage? WHAT!?!?!

Posted by: thedrizzle profile link at 09/13/09 11:28 PM  | Reply
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Did you guys forget that tonight is about Michael Jackson? BECAUSE TONIGHT IS ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON.

Posted by: monstah profile link at 09/13/09 11:31 PM  | Reply
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if only someone pulled an Inglourious Basterds in that theater, it would all be worth it

Posted by: HarshBrowns profile link at 09/13/09 11:31 PM  | Reply
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I lost a lot of respect for Kanye West when he didn't interrupt Taylor Swift a second time.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 11:31 PM  | Reply
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All footage of Michael Jackson should be presented with an introduction by Madonna from now on. That seemed less poignant without Madonna.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 09/13/09 11:31 PM  | Reply
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Michael Jackson is the subject of a documentary, so am I.

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Watching Sway on mute is the only way to watch Sway.

Posted by: Hil profile link at 09/13/09 11:33 PM  | Reply
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Why didn't just show that preview instead of that sloppy performance in the beginning?

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 11:33 PM  | Reply
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"Are the tweets still coming in?"


My favorite quote of the night.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/13/09 11:36 PM  | Reply
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Oh good it's replaying.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 11:38 PM  | Reply
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Sway time zone/product placement fail.

Posted by: monstah profile link at 09/13/09 11:39 PM  | Reply
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Sway's plug was really naturally slipped in there, how long has he been doing television?

Posted by: HarshBrowns profile link at 09/13/09 11:39 PM  | Reply
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See you guys. I am going to watch Mad Men and get this taste out of my mouth. It has been fun but I think I have had enough pizza to last all year, or at least the six months until the other VMA that has even less to do with music than this VMA.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 09/13/09 11:41 PM  | Reply
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I'm watching the beginning again but pretending that Madonna just got back onstage at the tail end to tell her story again. She and Michael are really alike, you guys.

Posted by: monstah profile link at 09/13/09 11:43 PM  | Reply
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See you guys in 2010 for the MTV Movie Awards! Or tomorrow since every day is a Videogum pizza party.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 09/13/09 11:43 PM  | Reply
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Aww man I am Tardy to the Party just so i could watch the Bears lose?? Dammit.

Posted by: swinglow profile link at 09/14/09 12:08 AM  | Reply
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Ugh, I'm arguing with people of Facebook about this. One of my "friends" - someone who primarily listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Hold Steady - made a snarky comment about how much he despises everyone talking about this stuff and how we're all "supporting idiocracy" (love that movie!). I pointed out that popular music has always been generally sucky and that you simply have to sit back, accept progress, and enjoy it. Now I have some guy trying to explain to me in jumbled sentences how popular music is making youth disrespectful because of ringtones or something and how Kanye West would be "another ghetto statistic" without "Reason and ProLogic".


THIS IS WHY I DON'T USE FACEBOOK ANYMORE UGGHHH

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/14/09 12:16 AM  | Reply
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Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link at 09/14/09 12:36 AM  | Reply
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Lady Gaga did great tonight you guys! But I'm worried she might be overworking herself...

Posted by: mjwalrus profile link at 09/14/09 1:03 AM  | Reply
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I love Bruce, I have seen the Hold Steady many times and I don't appreciate your crass, musical generalization. I would prefer you refer to your friend as the upper middle class, over-educated, catholic, cracker he is.

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