A Note To The Producers Of The MTV Movie Awards: Stick To Room Raiders, Guys
This might be an obvious question, but what is the point of the MTV Movie Awards? MTV only has two shows anymore, NeXt and X-Factor, neither of which seem to be arbiters of critical integrity. I just don't see what qualifies them to say anything. About anything. Except the sadness of televised teenage romance. And if the argument is that it gives voice to MTV viewers about who they think should be recognized in entertainment, Nickelodeon already has The Kids' Choice Awards and FOX has The Teen Choice Awards. So I think if anything the youths get to speak their minds too much at this point.
Not to mention, if your awards show has nominated I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry for more than 0 categories, it's not an awards show, it's a hate crime. Also, congratulations to National Treasure: Book of Secrets for its BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR nomination. And Chris Brown's performance in This Christmas was definitely a breakthrough. He's going to have an uphill battle, though, going up against Megan Fox in Transformers. And I'm not even going to talk about the critical poverty that is the Best Summer Movie (So Far) category. Kill yourself, MTV. Full list of nominees after the jump.
Best Comedic Performance
Amy Adams in Enchanted
Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Jonah Hill in Superbad
Seth Rogan in Knocked Up
Adam Sandler in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Best Female Performance
Amy Adams in Enchanted
Jessica Biel in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Katherine Heigl in Knocked Up
Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Ellen Page in Juno
Best Fight
Alien Vs. Predator in Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem
Hayden Christensen vs. Jamie Bell in Jumper
Matt Damon vs. Joey Ansah in The Bourne Ultimatum
Sean Faris vs. Cam Gigandet in Never Back Down
Tobey Maguire vs. James Franco in Spider-Man 3
Chris Tucker & Jackie Chan vs. Sun Ming Ming in Rush Hour 3
Best Kiss
Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsey in Enchanted
Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman in Step Up 2 the Streets
Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer in Disturbia
Ellen Page and Michael Cera in Juno
Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Leung in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Best Male Performance
Michael Cera in Juno
Matt Damon in The Bourne Ultimatum
Shia LaBoeuf in Transformers
Will Smith in I Am Legend
Denzel Washington in American Gangster
Best Movie
I Am Legend
Juno
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Superbad
Transformers
Best Summer Movie So Far
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Iron Man
Sex and the City: The Movie
Speed Racer
Best Villain
Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men
Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd
Topher Grace in Spider-Man 2
Angelina Jolie in Beowulf
Denzel Washington in American Gangster
Breakthrough Performance
Nikki Blonsky in Hairspray
Chris Brown in This Christmas
Michael Cera in Superbad
Zac Efron in Hairspray
Megan Fox in Transformers
Jonah Hill in Superbad
Christopher Mintz-Plasse in Superbad
Seth Rogen in Knocked Up
Posted by Gabe at 10:21 AM in Awards
Tags: I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry | MTV Movie Awards | Superbad | X-Factor
I can't tell you how many sleepless nights I have had since watching Topher Grace's bone-chilling perfomance in Spider-Man 3. Truly the stuff o' nightmares.
Oh poor MTV, remember when you and Rolling Stone magazine had something to do with music and/or cultural relevance?
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I can't tell you how many sleepless nights I have had since watching Topher Grace's bone-chilling perfomance in Spider-Man 3. Truly the stuff o' nightmares.
Oh poor MTV, remember when you and Rolling Stone magazine had something to do with music and/or cultural relevance?
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that should be beowulf 3d.
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