Our montage of the best viral videos of 2008 was made before we were introduced to Death Metal Puppy, and the rules excluded pets, but I'm going to fight hard for him to be grandfathered in for the 2009 montage (let's just pretend it's January). Death Metal Puppy rules. (Headphones up, sound down, for real, but it's soooo worth it.):
Hail Satan!
Posted by Lindsay at 1:15 PM in Animals On Film, Music Related Content
Tags: Puppies
Rip Torn's eyes would barely open and his face was a ravaged, haggard, stubbly mess. His chapped lips stuck together, and the pavement had left a red, mottled impression against his cheek. He looked around blearily, barely able to focus...
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You know, the truth is, I actually like romantic comedies. I am man enough to admit that. We all would love to live in a world of love and friendship and gentle laughter. Why not? You think I want it...
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In the future, when the ultra-light telepathic super-mecha, derived from the core technology of the Cybertronics "Real Boys" line of love children, are sifting through the ice wastes for any remnants of the long extinct human race that once created...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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"Whoa." --Kebanu Roves It is weird that you can't do things normally in New York sometimes. Like, I'm so sorry that I ate an early dinner before going to see Avatar on Friday night the way that a HUMAN BEING...
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That puppy is headed for stage lights and Lear jets, and fortune and fame.
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After weeks of debate, the top three contenders for the puppy's name were: Satan's Paws, The Killers, and the Veterinarian Bombers
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Hail (puppy) Satan! Tonight! Hail! Hail!
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He will in time both outpace and outlive us.
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Bonus points for unintentionally poignant commentary on the nature of the internet.
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I endorse DM Puppy being grandfathered in.
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the BEST.
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I, for one, welcome our new adorable, satanic overlord.
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I know polling is over, and the Gummies have been held.......but I wish there was some way this could make some "best of year" list.
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I've never giggled to death metal before.
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http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2006/06/mother.mov ?
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yo mountain goats reference = big props.
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Well that kind of uh music? may well be sung better by a dog but funny anyway
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