Sonya The Slow Loris Leads A Charmed Life Of Luxury
There's a new video of tickle-fetishist and godless worm-killing machine Sonya the Slow Loris, depicting a day in her slow cute life. In addition to now-adorable worm nom nom noms and the oddly beautiful sight of Sonya's curled up fist as she naps, we get to learn some things about Sonya's parents: they drink beer in their car, where they also have a big screen with YouTube on it!
I think we need to get the Navy SEALS in there to get Sonya out of this potentially dangerous drunk and distracted driving situation. She can totally stay at my house. It's fine, there's room. No worries. (Thanks for the tip, Edith!)
Posted by Lindsay at 1:30 PM in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
Tags: Slow Loris
what are these things? rodents? primates? marsupials?
honestly, they freak me out a bit.
and that woman should know better than to tease sonya the loris w/ food because she could be elbow-poisoned.
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Remember in "Welcome to the Dollhouse" when the little sister gets kidnapped by the creepy old neighbor and he ends up treating her like a princess and giving her McDonald's and letting her watch TV? This is the slow-loris version.
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I am so conflicted about this. She is so goddamn cute, but aren't these little guys endangered? I don't think anyone should have them as pets. :(
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I want to drive around, drink beer and YouTube it up with Sonya (relax, M.A.D.D. As a passenger.)
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need a slow loris soon
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Poor Sonya. Her owners are mad tacky.
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right? i would totally poison bite anyone with that manicure if given the opportunity.
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YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!! I'm pretty sure if they're endangered, Sonya is living the FUCK outta life, and making some people LAFF and LOL doing it. I give her two champy arms up.
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:(
I bet Sonya would be happier in the wild. It's illegal to have little slow Lorises in most countries. Thousands die just so tacky manicured humans can have them as pets. You probably don't realized that she's just one in thousands who survived the long haul on her way to become a pet: http://tinyurl.com/lyatv6.
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Yes, I realize that slow lorises are endangered. I realize that its really dangerous. But we don't know how this particular slow loris came from. It could be perfectly legitimate circumstances. Also me saying in an internet comment "Me want slow loris," does not mean I am going to run to my nearest poacher and pick one up. So stop harshing my mellow negative gummers, I want to watch me some cute animals.
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You know how we could get the slow loris off the endangered species list? By farming and eating them.
Oh, keep your down votes to yourself, I'm kidding!
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