During the second week of March, 2009, the world's imagination was captured by a little turtle trying to have sex with a shoe while another shoe looked away:
Are we proud of ourselves? (Via every website and every email and every twitter and every instant message.)
Posted by Lindsay at 12:00 PM in Animals On Film, Viral Video, What America Wants
Tags: Shoes | Turtle
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So, that turtle and I totally have the same "O" face.
Score = 10
It's unsettling to watch this during the parts when whoever's shooting this stops laughing in lieu of heavy breathing. Seriously, it felt like the ass-to-ass scene in Requiem for a Dream for a moment.
Score = 7
Why do these videos always have a TV turned on at full blast in the background?
Score = 2
This video really makes me realize how little I knew about turtle genitalia.
Everything's going to be different now, isn't it?
Score = 8
It's the "ehn!" sound popularized by Cute Overload. I didn't know any animals actually made that sound for real.
Score = 3
Eugh, you've just ruined Cute Overload for me.
Score = 1
i feel dirty now
Score = 2
I can decide whether this is funny or sad.
... Sad, I think.
Score = 7
Aw, this is so sad! Buy him a turtle ladyfriend already!
Score = 2
mmmmm - I love a good Sex-Wheeze!
Score = 6
Why does Videogum hate turtles? First the murder of turtles by eagles & now the embaressement of turtles having sex with shoes. What did turtles ever do to you?
Score = 7
maybe some beat videogum up after it tried to mug april o'neil?
Score = 2
LOL nice
Score = 0
Turtles make the cutest little noises and have the weirdest little penises.
Score = 2
why is that turtle impersonating me?
Score = 2
I can't believe I actually typed "turtle sex noises" into google, but it was worth it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzNq-sDgao
Score = 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH-O8bhap9c
Score = 0