National Geographic Presents: The Worst Job Ever
On the one hand, the video I'm about to show is really really gross, like gross-gross, and if you spell out what it depicts, it actually sounds like a crime. On the other hand, it's by National Geographic! It's rated G or whatever. It's much funnier if you don't know anything more, so I'm not going to say anything more other than don't come whining to me if this opens up a whole new world of yuck for your brain. Better to let your takeaway from this video be "Whatever my problems may be, I am sitting in front of a computer right now and therefore am living in the lap of luxury, far from the tasks that must be performed at the survival level." Okay: the worst "job" in the world:
OMG WTF!! TMI! I like to imagine the field producer bringing back this footage to NatGeo headquarters and being like "Dudes. Check this shit out." And everyone arguing over what to say about it and finally settling on "unusual technique."
Posted by Lindsay at 1:30 PM in Animals On Film, Gross
Tags: Cows
I thought it was the AP's job to give me nightmares? Now I'm supposed to fear NatGeo?
Gabe, Lindsay: get together and decide where to determine my terror threat level. Thanks.
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Time to reevaluate some things: Necessity is usually the mother of invention. Sometimes it's an excuse to make kids do really gross stuff.
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SCARRED FOR LIFE
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This kind of puts everything ever in to perspective, doesn't it?
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Are you sure this isnt a deleted scene from Whatever Works?
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I mean.... who drew the bestiality line here? cause... in my opinion it has been crossed.
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I'm never complaining about the price of dairy products ever again. "Really? You only want 4.39 for a gallon of milk? Let's say 7, for serious."
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African kid, tell me how my ass taste.
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i made it about 4 seconds before putting my hand over the screen, tearing off my headphones, and mumbling "oh my god go away" while pounding backspace.
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People should think of this every time they throw away a perfectly good vibrator.
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I would rather have my sexual organs stimulated with a mouth and hands, but I don't know if I can get behind this technique. I guess I'll keep Colonel Buzzington after all.
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my eyes!! holy shit, MY EYES LINDSAY
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I will never let any milk go to waste ever again.
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anyone remember the Mr.Show prenatal baby pageant skit where the dad takes a 4th job kissing the elephants asses at the zoo?
also lol@ anonymous commenter quoting shaq's rap skills
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VERY NICE, HOW MUCH! (Sorry).
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I was not prepared for this aggression.
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God that was hard to masterbate to. Hard, but not impossible.
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IS THERE A REASON THEY CAN'T USE THEIR HANDS?
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That doesn't make a lick of sense
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I mean talk about a shitty job
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You know that cows just milking it for the attention
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You're being udderly ridiculous. No? Ok, back to my corner.
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Can Bono please start a charity to get these people some Silk or something??
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i dont see what the big deal is?
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ok i have my bags packed and sold off all my personal belongings, where do i sign up
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dafs how are you going to savor the flavor if you use your hands, it's got to taste better than the human pussy in that area of the world.
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